PSA: I work in higher ed. And I need to tell y'all how much everyone in this field cares about students. We genuinely worry about you all. Anything we can do to help? We are THERE. There is no such thing as judgment. We just want you to be okay. Anything you need? You make our DAY by asking.
09.10.2023 19:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm in recovery from a bout of actual Covid and it absolutely sucked less than any of the vaxx side effects (I will be getting my next booster ASAP, because duh.)
09.10.2023 18:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's Saturday night, there are four cats in the house, and not one of them is sitting on my lap.
This is an outrage.
23.09.2023 22:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a new coworker. She is also recently divorced and also has a 6yo. We are from wildly different places. No one in the office gets us like we get each other. We are mutually arranging our work schedules to optimize time with our kids.
Someone needs to write a buddy not!cop movie about us.
23.09.2023 22:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A painting of a bird beside the text "what the fuck did you think would happen?"
21.09.2023 15:12 β π 262 π 44 π¬ 2 π 5
Sleeping cat.
Sleeping cat.
There are two calicos simultaneously sleeping on my extremities. Things are gonna be okay.
11.09.2023 21:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fuck, I always forget about the ragweed!
10.09.2023 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I am often delighted by email salutations I get at work. Today may have topped them all: "Dear Superior Erin..."
10.09.2023 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well here's my Friday night set.
09.09.2023 00:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Highlight of the day: Someone at work wearing a t-shirt from the accounting program: "CATCH FRAUD, NOT FEELINGS."
08.09.2023 01:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Almost-6: Bolts upright in bed.
A6: Points at the cat at the end of the bed. Wails. "What is THAT??"
Me: "That's Pyxis. You know Pyxis."
A6: "But what does it DO??"
Me: "Uhh ... he's a cat."
A6: "Is he real or pretend??"
Me: "He's real."
A6: "I DON'T LIKE IT."
So my cat has been eaten by a mimic.
08.09.2023 01:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've said this before and I'll say it again: If 2023 would just take a nap I, for one, would appreciate it.
08.09.2023 00:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I would like to than 2023 for holding off on breaking the internet and the A/C until the week *after* my major deadline. Seriously. I know I break when I see one.
11.07.2023 13:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Amazon.com
Me & @racheline.bsky.social have a new book out on Tuesday! After a traumatic bike accident 26βy-o Callie flees her family drama to open a doughnut shop in Maine, where she meets 44-y-o Beckett who didnβt tell her he was famous. Banter and sexy times ensue. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BTZZMWB2
09.07.2023 02:35 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you!! Some of it is just the millennial horror of having to do calls ever, at all, for any reason. But some of it is also jfc this year. But yeah it's a good thing and I'm v excited.
09.07.2023 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trauma is my supervisor texting me at 3 on a Friday asking if I could hop on a call and me asking what I broke?
They were offering me a permanent gig.
08.07.2023 02:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
BOOK IS IN UNDER THE WIRE. Like, two hours left on the clock, my trusty conversion program decided to glitch, under the wire. I am EXHAUSTED and triumphant and will be absolutely bored by tomorrow. @racheline.bsky.social and I have already started in on our next obsession, too.
08.07.2023 02:07 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
There is very little as aggravating about writing contemporary novels than the absolute HEADACHE that is making Plot navigate around the major winter holidays that are all like five minutes apart.
27.06.2023 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Self-care is vital and I do my best to put on my own oxygen mask first but y'all, you can do all that and still have the world be a goddamn Lot.
25.06.2023 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I am so on the verge of burning out but what needs to get done must get done so I'm writing fic just for my cowriter while also working on edits for our book and yelling at 2/4 cats to stop fighting each other.
25.06.2023 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Things going on in my life that are stressing me out, in no particular order: 1) I'm getting divorced 2) My brother has cancer 3) A dear friend had a baby 10 weeks early 4) I have a book deadline in two weeks 5) I also have a dayjob 6) Oh and a 5yo. Could 2023 just take a goddamned nap already?
25.06.2023 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Boss just renamed our team's slack channel as "Professor Erin's Coffee and Queers Campaign" based off something I said last week and y'all. If you're a boss. Be like my boss.
20.06.2023 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
GOOD MORNING WORLD, FUCK THIS TUESDAY ALREADY.
20.06.2023 13:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh good, a new Star Trek trailer, to allow me to further distract myself from the (counts) three Really Big Issues I am frankly fucking exhausted from thinking about!
20.06.2023 00:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I already had pancakes for dinner. But that was three hours ago and now I'm craving a hamburger. Should I go full hobbit here?
20.06.2023 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good morning from my brain that is 95% Captain Pike in that S2E2 sneak peek and 5% looming deadline that really needs to be addressed today.
Wish me luck.
17.06.2023 12:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Cowwwwwwwww
17.06.2023 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Poll for the class: Do I need more cats? (For context: I already have four. Two are still technically kittens. Also I have one human five year old.)
17.06.2023 02:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's Friday night, 5 is at her dad's for the weekend (her second weekend away, ever). I am struggling, y'all. The house is Too Damn Quiet and everything about the situation Sucks. Coping methods include: Star Trek, the edits on the book that's due in like three weeks.
17.06.2023 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hello Simon!!
13.06.2023 03:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0