Broti Gupta

ok how high up does this thing go

It gets crazier - Zohran Mamdani was 9 during 9/11. that's the first number of 9/11 -- another part of radical jihad plan?

Ah it looks like Dick Cheney went hunting with himself

Also the dog is Charlie brown

Shoot their mom! Please!

If you lived in a trash can wouldn’t you be a grouch too?? Anyway that’s what I think is going on with my neighbor Chris

Best piece I’ve read about OBAA yet. Links our homie Christ with Benicio del Toro’s Sensei Sergio (the ❤️ of the film) AND Ta-Nehisi Coates’ vital perspective from his interview w Ezra Klein a couple wks ago. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!! Please read this. bsky.app/profile/sojo...

It’s penis size

DEMS: "why losing every election might just be the way to win"

I'm thrilled to be Co-Runner & (1/3) writer of TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XXXVI, alongside brilliant writers @dangreaney.bsky.social @brotigupta.bsky.social, super-talented director Matt Faughnan and his team, and the great @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social (aka @wardsutton.bsky.social) Tonight at 8 on Fox!

Please purchase one of these BEFORE TOMORROW AT 8 PM to watch The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXXVI (pronounced IKSIKSIKSVEE). I wrote one of the segments which was a dream come true!!!!!!!!!!!!! On Monday you can return the TV

Zohran mamdani how would you handle the groundhog on Groundhog Day. And why haven’t you thought about it. It sounds like that means you would kill it - which is exactly what Hamas would do to the groundhog on Groundhog Day

I had the time of my life writing a segment for this, co-run by the wonderful Mike Price!!!!

ultimately frankenstein is also frankenstein's monster. due to the nightmare of "THE SELF"

sorry it's back on now

Is space easier to provide service for than Los Angeles

my experience was with the pharmacy

so much of the american experience is being on hold with pharmacies for so long you decide it might just be easier to die

No problem

wow this really made me laugh

(person who doesn't really get what chimps are) jane goodall, you finally live with the chimps now ❤️

from the twisted mind that brought us "Brunchausen by Loxy", (@nanglish.bsky.social) comes a new episode, "Keep Chalm and Gary On" !!!!

“5:40 am. The perfect time to hone those communication skills” -the baby

been a while since i've heard of a new stereotype so here goes: all women have arthritis!

The Price Of Freedom Is Hearing A James Sing "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

you guys aren't gonna believe this... they cancelled kimmel again because the FCC found out he isn't the carpool karaoke guy

i have been unceremoniously fired for this post due to cancel culture

i love the espresso because it looks like it could taste like chocolate but instead it tastes like stomach acid

Why isn’t your catchphrase in your bio anymore