Broti Gupta

encouraging to see that the US is exporting its finest good to iran (shooting up a school)

couldnt agree more

and to think, i'm still writing Slovakia on all my Czechs

On it

Cullen is one of the funniest people I have ever met and he should get one million shows

Indigo and violet being in the rainbow with heavy hitters like red and blue… wild

but was greg wrong????

the specialty pharmacy is so insistent on never updating my address that now i'm starting to wonder if i actually moved or not

They can’t call it Saturday Night Live in England… it’ll be Sunday morning!

if i was like i'm going to name my son the word mail backwards you would be like that's crazy. but take a closer look

SHE WROTE THIS EPISODE FOLKS!! BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING!! (First person from Philly to learn to type)

Ok. No worries

I like that - let me know what you need on my end

Oh is that about like the “if you hear hooves it’s probably a horse and not a zebra” thing? No worries if not

give it a day and then come back with it. by that time i'll have forgotten about your first reply

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Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon.

A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:

www.georgiafort.com/support

I see no reason for the Zebra to not neigh. In fact, it could even make things easier

[handing my barber a photo of them from inside their home mere hours before my appointment] i want to look like this. but not have my wife abducted later today

the only OSCAR *I* care about is an Off Screen Car! (O.S. car). Anyway this account will provide this kind of thing plus women's humor and parenting humor

I Am the Person Who Controls Your Appliances Speaking of, it’s time for me to turn your gas stove off.

I wrote this in case you even CARE!!!! (Thank you for reading I love you) www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

Do not be fooled by the name. Not a single cartoon in Oliver Stone’s Platoon

wait why does the groundhog ever NOT have a shadow. what the hell is wrong with the groundhog

HEY GANG OUR DIRECT AID GROUP AT MAC PARK NEEDS SOME CASH IF YOU CAN THROW A FEW BUCKS MY WAY THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL BC THEN PEOPLE CAN EAT A FRESH MEAL THANK YOU -BROTI GUPTA (Venmo @broti-gupta1)

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

the in and out lists make a lot of sense when you remember that last year "being hard on yourself" was in and "having grace for yourself" was out

no! fuck!!!!!! i'm not chevy chase anymore!!!!!!

the plot twist of I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT is so wild. turns out i actually AM chevy chase

i'm too scared to

well, bank, MY personal interest rate in all these costs is 0%!!!!!!!!

“Lizza? Nuzzi? Now IZZY? Boy, hope they don’t run out of z’s…” -my new character, guy who thinks that’s how things work