Asking the experts

Joe Biden’s cancer has only been there for a few months but it actually has historical claim to his asshole and has a right to defend itself

Now is your time to shine

This looks like one of those win probability charts where a team leads for 3.5 quarters and then Steph Curry hits 6 threes in four minutes

Everything Everywhere All at Once but it’s a movie about what Trump is ruining

Just got to episode four of Adolescence…. something is definitely up with this kid

making a social media platform called “blacksky” where you only tweet about the apocalypse

“The revolution is inevitable.” I patiently explained to my fellow comrades in the steam room of my Equinox gym

In Support of NYC’s New Public Bathrooms

Paige Bueckers cooks breakfast for fasting UConn teammate during Ramadan, March Madness Paige Bueckers is cooking, off the court, for teammate Jana El Alfy during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. El Alfy is fasting during March Madness.

This story is so lovely. Paige Bueckers is a real one.

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Finally found a decent place in New York to take a shit

It is a brutal time to be even remotely intelligent

Thought-canceling headphones

Funny to watch the Oligarchs who happen to be catholic paint literal targets on their foreheads

Finally, some good news

My response to Christian Nationalists going forward will be “Jesus was a Palestinian who would’ve fucking hated you”

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

Nowadays when you read about someone lighting themselves on fire your first thought is, “yep, makes sense”

Gavin Newsom breaks with Democrats on trans athletes in sports The Democratic California governor made the stunning remarks in his debut podcast with conservative guest Charlie Kirk.

the thing about chasing what you think is public opinion is that if and when things turn you will have made a bunch of statements and taken a bunch of stances that you’ll have to disavow. probably a better strategy just to say what you actually believe and stand by it. anyway, this guy sucks.

I think a big thing that separates the generation’s outlooks is when my Dad was 9 he saw the moon landing and when I was 9 I saw 9/11

the cutest bride and groom outfit ideas for my communism themed wedding 🤵‍♂️👰🇨🇳

I care greatly and appreciate it

I can tell my libido is going down because I’m getting more interested in bird watching

Not all trump supporters are nazis but all nazis are trump supporters. Interesting!

How awesome would it be if he turned it on and dropped it on himself?

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

Wan’t to strengthen your relationship? End everything with “not that you even give a shit”

Your SO asks you “how was your day?” Reply, “good, not that you even give a shit”

this will show them that you are independent and do not need external validation

You’re welcome

Anyone who defies the administration getting rounded up and shot*

The Media: are we headed for a constitutional crisis?