Warren

Thinking about doing one of those book of faces reels that says "I'm 50 and single, do women no longer think I'm good looking?" with some Incubus 'Wish You Were Here' playing in the background. Just for the pervy women comments.

In the last three years, my youngest son (age 6, then 7) is the only person to give me a Christmas gift. Some Christmas decorations and a blanket that I do use.

I wish Bill Self was in Waco right now, giving ##kufball a halftime speech.

The Real Deal! ##kufball

Better. #kufball

Ugh. #kufball

Not a very popular opinion for my generation, but I really don't think the WKRP turkey drop is that funny.

I feel dumber after watching those novovax commercials.

Iowa State just shit the bed.

My dog gets so anxious when the cats want back in the house.

It's probably selfish of me, but I really felt like Devin Neal was playing football for me yesterday. I suffered the Allen, Gill, Weis (Bowen), Beaty, and Miles years. Maningo years were fun, but I love this team and coach so much. They gotta beat Baylor next week.

I do this stupid thing with my kids where I write them notes in a code language (Aruebesh from Star Wars). It's from "Pirates" that hide chocolate coins in a treasure chest. The kids always find the treasure.

It's the same, not designed to be used more than 3 days. After that you get your body used to needing it. Think of it like an addiction to nicotine, but instead of jitters and wanting a cigarette, your body just clogs your sinus until you give in.

Just FYI, don't use that more than twice a day unless you want to use it every day.

He's averaged over 1000/yard a season, and 13&1/2 touchdowns. #TheRealDealDevinNeal

My Dad asked me two weeks ago "who was that running back for KU?" I told him he was my favorite KU football player, ever. Took my kids to his first game. I think he had 2 carries for 1 yard.

In the most Jayhawk Football way possible, they'll roll Colorado and lose to Baylor on a last second play.

My dog just started woofing in his sleep. "Woof woofwoof. Woof woofwoofwoof." He might be trying to give me morse code, but only my grandpa could decipher that.

I try to live my life like my Dog does. He loves everyone as long as you give him a pat on the head, and an occasional hug.

I love this.

If you think boys are transitioning just to compete in girls' sports, you forget how confusing things were at puberty. It's not a choice anyone would ever do to win a metal.

2/2 400-mile round trip is probably around $120 for gas. Snacks and food? $200. I can not afford that. I can afford to go watch the game at my parents' house for the $20 "Go get beer" fee my Dad will charge.

I want to go to the game, I really do. But, tickets for my 3 children, me, and someone else in the cheapest seats are $240. TicketBastard will add another $30/ticket = $150. Another $50 for parking. 1/2

I keep thinking: "Our Pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" Every time I hear a new cabinet member's name announced.

I NEED Bluesky to let me turn off RTs on an individual basis.

GenX reels give me unnecessary anxiety. Yes, it's mostly true, but telling everyone you don't care is literally caring that people know that you don't care. That shit is private. And confusing.

Snapchat has been extra needy lately. I don't care what I was doing 8 years ago in August.