Jeff Butler

Happy Thanksgiving! #BourbonThursday

Happy to say this appears NOT to be true. The SW rumor mill has a fully restored Original Trilogy coming for the 50th anniversary and the leaked shots are incredible (and non-Special)

As long as they don’t mention my ADHD Doom Piles…

Just renewed my car registration. @abigailspanberger.com Can you all do something about this next year? The fee for electric cars is insane.

"Something Good" and "I Have Confidence" from The Sound of Music!

as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

Sick to my stomach that the President being mixed up with a horrifying global network of pedophiles is considered a 'voter issue' and not something the whole world needs to know about and people need to be prosecuted for.

Only reason anyone would want people to ignore Epstein is if you're involved

I haven’t been in running shape for a few years but I really do miss the Richmond Half.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly

It’s the hill coming out of Bryant Park that used to do me in, that or the long straight stretch around mile 10 because there were always less people. But then when you cross Broad St again and the crowd gets more and more dense and you finally get to 5th St and you know it’s all downhill…

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.

Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.

Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Hey @kaine.senate.gov. This is NOT what we all just voted for you coward.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.

I discovered that at some point Blizzard released Remastered versions of Warcraft I-III and also that they are free with GamePass so I had to take a little trip back to 1996.

look at the booooones!

Charcuterie Houses?

roll a d20

Little Shop of Horrors

Oh man, I had no idea you were here today!

No one can withstand Auntie Anne’s so that really isn’t on you

I liked this but I kind of hate this. I suppose the first signs were when Crocs actually became popular between when they filmed the movie and when they released it…

I want to see the Halloween stuff

i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.

I made bacon jam and cranberry bacon jam and then chicken smash burgers topped with cranberry bacon jam.

Kimmel should make Disney/ABC execs apologize to the American public and have them make a significant donation to the ACLU as part of his deal.