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Chris Murray

@chrismurray.bsky.social

A Scot abroad. Films, TV, Games, Rugby and very occasional legal expertise. "A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."

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Pretty much

12.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1845    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

11.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16744    πŸ” 5022    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 270

Also doing anything that references royalty in Australia... I mean FFS guys.

11.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bit weird that WWE have decided to take what's consistently their worst and least-loved PLE, one named after a murderous Saudi regime and... try it in different countries. #CrownJewel

11.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I see what comes after Hicks in this pattern," typed Chris, chuckling at his own cleverness, "and you'll have to work harder to get a selfie from me."

It was at that moment he realised what the joke was and yet continued to type and post a reply highlighting his dim-wittedness.

11.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty wild that the most likely end to Gregor Townsend at Scotland is now the SRU caving to public pressure and telling him to ditch the after-school job, him saying "fuck ye" and leaving for Newcastle.

Rather than, y'know, two unmitigated disasters of World Cup campaigns leading to a firing.

11.10.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost every sketch ever made is too long. The setup and punchline can (and should) be dealt with in 60 seconds, but you're sat there for five minutes.

Get there quicker. Then move on. Stop writing to fill 30min episodes. TikTok/YT individual scenes then collate the best for TV.

11.10.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm long desensitised to censorship, but it is interesting here that TikTok directly state the actions of ICE are, "shocking, upsetting, disgusting," and "may be triggering, cause psychological harm, or lead to extreme discomfort."

11.10.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either this or Chloe Metz screaming, "fuck me like I'm al Qaeda" in bed but y'know, morning decorum and all.

11.10.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a quote from a show that lives in your head?

11.10.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's a quote from a show that lives in your head?

10.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 20

In the good old days* of O'Reilly I think the op-ed shows were on from 8 but you could still count on a few actual newsmen during the day like Shephard Smith. But even then opinion was beginning to be prevalent in 'straight' reporting.

11.10.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the fish was in us all along.

11.10.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dunkey's E3 2017
YouTube video by videogamedunkey Dunkey's E3 2017

Ten seconds of perfect brutality directed at corpo speak here btw. youtu.be/7o8IcA66K9A?...

10.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like when EA addressed the entire world up to and including John Boyega shitting on Star Wars Battlefront by having Andrew Wilson say, "We got a lot of feedback. A lot of it positive. A bunch of it constructive."

10.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unironically love the original. Warmed my cold dead cynical bastard of a heart.

So for me this just might be the most I-Hate-You movie ever made. More pointless than a gritty reimagining of Steamboat Willie, and less artistic integrity than a Transformers sequel.

10.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you listen closely you can hear saying β€œI’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

10.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 549    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

This is magnificent levels of whatthefuckery.

10.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really struck by how brilliant a protesting tactic this is not just in terms of optics, but as a form of both privacy protection and discouragement of violence.

It masks your face and has to give pause to anyone thinking about beating you up.

10.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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We saw you from across the bar and really did your vibe.

10.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless they fix them, I'd temper enthusiasm. There were a lot of problems with the originals. Incorrect decals, misplaced paint, and really weird inaccuracies on some.

10.10.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omid Djalili's defence of this is... not good. Dismissing criticism as ignorant hypocrites on twitter.

Yeah. Also Amnesty International, pal.

10.10.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to ask this but...

How would we know?

10.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So obsessed with getting out the opticians without buying anything I forgot to say "...but give me my fucking prescription, obviously."

Ugh.

10.10.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should have brought it in an English court.

American law has no time for defamation. English law's got such a hard-on for it, they basically assume guilt from the off.

09.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fucking amazing.

09.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really want to play with the Motorola Razr.

But I suspect it's just too wide to really flip open and close one handed like in Der Good Olde Days. Which is basically the entire point of a flip phone.

09.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

09.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 55316    πŸ” 22510    πŸ’¬ 1861    πŸ“Œ 2124
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I swear that fireplace gets worse every few weeks.

09.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I measure Texas in terms of earth destroying asteroids.

09.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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