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Chris Murray

@chrismurray.bsky.social

"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."

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In which I joined a group of players on The Division halfway through their mission and did so much damage I broke the counter (2.3bn).

I don't think I've ever gotten this good at another game. Often I'm happy on easy mode. But I am very very good at this one.

09.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope we play England again.

09.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Factory worker is in this year.

09.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People say advertising doesn't affect them but I avoided Coke Zero for years because Wayne Rooney was their frontman so...

09.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so traumatic I look in the mirror and can't recognise myself anymore.

09.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8631    πŸ” 1487    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 349

Another planet, they live on.

09.03.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡When the rhythm is glad there is nothing to be sad (electric, electric)🎡

09.03.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s as if 400 people were simply euthanized by the passive voice. Doubleplusgood.

09.03.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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POWERFUL HORMONES

09.03.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The inevitable result of dancing to the far right's tune.

09.03.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm such working class scum I don't even know what whitebait is. I'm guessing some sort of fish.

09.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't shake the notion that the Glasgow fire is yet another sign that someone needs to pull their big girl panties on and bite the bullet with council tax. The city has a shockingly small amount of money for its size and importance and 170 year-old buildings don't look after themselves.

09.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so happy I've never been wrong about anything. It looks awful.

09.03.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oil rick nations without an oil fund. Iraq and the UK. I think they probably have a better excuse or two than we do.

And Norway sitting over there on 1.5 trillion. But "the Scandinavian model can't work over here" because... reasons.

09.03.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This, along with Right To Buy, was I think the ultimate sin of Thatcherism. A long-term hammer blow to the future well-being of the UK, in order to buy some votes in the short-term.

09.03.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Glasgow Central Fire Sparks Travel Chaos Across the UK A major fire beside Glasgow Central has shut Scotland’s busiest station, triggering nationwide disruption and raising urgent questions over UK rail resilience.

Awful news about Glasgow Central, I'm still hoping the station itself escaped serious damage.
But while we're here, can anyone spot the problem with the news photo below, from thetraveler.org/glasgow-cent...?
We've really got to STOP using AI to fake things.

09.03.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 61

Beyond the simple pleasures of blowing up brown people which I know appeals to him, this feels instructive of how these guys set their cues.

No one in the UK is in favour of this. Barely anyone in America is. But there's a very loud online US Right spaffing over it, so he thinks it's popular.

08.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Glasgow could just catch a fucking break every now and again that would be nice.

08.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"TIL Germany was in WW2. Mind blown. This thing was everywhere."

08.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

07.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 831    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 60
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You'll not hear me say this very often but to be fair to The Times, that's a very funny headline.

08.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7253    πŸ” 2953    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

Maybe someone twigged that full metal jacket tributes weren't exactly fitting for this particular show.

08.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mine also doesn't throw wild forward passes in his own tryzone.

08.03.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how low my expectations were yesterday so as you can imagine it was a little bit of a day for me.

08.03.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YEAR. COULD. IT. BE. SCOTLAND'S.

#SCOvFRA

07.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incumbent upon everyone in the Scottish game to ensure that Huw Jones gets at least three more tries in his career.

08.03.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0