Norway / Avery 🏳️‍⚧️

I have said this before, but Satan created the canker sore so that nobody with an affinity for salt and vinegar chips may lead a life of peace and prosperity

I do not know why medieval ppl made giant machines for torture, when all you really need is those chips, and a toothbrush with toothpaste

Update from the future, the blockbuster blizzard we’ll remember from 2026, was **NOT** named Fern…

…

it was named Hernando

Another wplace screenshot, this one in Cherry Springs State Park, Pennsylvania, where I wrote out "LIGHT POLLUTION SUCKS!" and someone pointed an arrow at it and said "TRUE! PROTECT". Another person wrote out "do u like stars? :D". Same person who agreed with me also wrote "WELCOME TO CHERRY SPRINGS", and there's also a couple drawings of yellow stars. Pretty sure none of the other messages were there when I first wrote it out.

Similarly, it warms my heart that my "LIGHT POLLUTION SUCKS!" message over Cherry Springs State Park (one of the only truly dark sky sites in the northeastern US), is still there, and that someone agreed with it

My drawing of Stellarium's app icon, with the text "I <3 STELLARIUM!" above it, surrounded by several other unrelated drawings by other people

The app icon of Stellarium

If you're wondering what level my special interest in stargazing is currently at
I just spent my evening paying tribute to the best online planetarium software, on wplace (which i haven't used in months), in its hometown - some village in France - cuz nobody else had the idea first

Neither, they were right on time to try to cause a panic in my town in the middle of a blizzard

Someone in my town set off fireworks during this blizzard, and for like 45 minutes we were convinced it was either transformers exploding or thundersnow
I actually hate some people

Justice for Janel Grant btw, and if you’re victim blaming her, i’m blocking you on sight
Genuinely repulsive just HOW MANY people in the year 2026, with so much information about these situations in their hands, still bend over backwards to defend predators and degrade their victims

Truly a rite of passage

Year of our lord 2026, and I’m finally considering graduating from ms paint to paint.net

Honestly having this in your bio just gives me all the more reason to block you in the first place
You can get your “win” / “own”, whatever that means, and I never have to see you again

Just realized I haven’t seen a total lunar eclipse since 2022, cuz it was cloudy during totality in march 2025
…and the upcoming one is probably gonna be too close to sunrise 🫠

I hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive i hate onedrive

I went on Google and asked it to suggest a location on earth that fits my criteria for an ideal climate, and if you can believe it, it immediately suggests New Jersey and the Delmarva Peninsula lol

The end of Jeopardy tonight was probably the greatest jeopardy moment this year so far

I’m not updating to liquid glass until either they add an option to toggle it off, or until i need a new phone (which tbf i kinda really need anyways… this phone’s over 5 years old so…)
But really they should just make it so you can toggle it

Watched the big game, my thoughts are 1. Still don’t understand how people actually enjoy watching this sport, maybe this was just a particularly bad game, but the pacing is so bad 2. Most of the commercials sucked, don’t get why people still hype them up so much 3. Halftime show was great, I indeed still enjoyed it despite not knowing the language

My sister asked me what my fav pokemon is, and i said sylveon, and she goes “typical.”
I mean fair enough but dang 😭

A facebook post by the Puppy Bowl, from a few years ago, showing Luna as a puppy

Luna now, laying on the couch, staring onwards

One of my dogs, Luna, was almost in the Puppy Bowl 4 years ago
But she was too scared and didn’t go on tv

Today, she is watching the game intently…

My hot take is still that unpleasant weather is necessary to give the nicer days more meaning
And honestly the northeast US is still the best climate for me, you can get 10s, 90s, strong thunderstorms, brutal snowstorms, even a weak tropical storm, along with plenty of really nice days, in a year

“Winter fans be like” “Summer fans be like” Meanwhile the second half of spring is better than either

Maybe I should go back to watching AEW again actually
Cuz that’s a show i won’t feel guilty for watching
And their roster is still great so

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

“Help YouTube by ans—“ NONE OF THE ABOVE

Once it gets an emoji name on discord, and becomes visible on more platforms, 🫩 emoji is gonna get a ton of mileage out of me

Genuinely there is no winning with these dogs when i want to go outside at night
If i keep them inside, they’ll bark, or run around the house, waking people up
If i let them out, they beg to go back in after like 3 minutes
It sucks cuz this is the only time of day I can truly be calm and by myself

Me: “I quite enjoy being outside on a clear night, having time entirely to myself to watch and get pictures of the stars, if only there were some way to totally ruin it by unknowingly and unintentionally waking up other ppl in the house, and getting my parents ticked at me at 4 am”
My humble dogs:

“Blizzard” might be one of my least favorite words in meteorology
Because they came up with a word that became known to most people as meaning an intense winter storm, but the term actually has specific criteria that many many intense winter storms don’t even meet

Men’s royal rumble was going so well
And then l*gan and br*ck showed up

Wait there’s gonna be a NEW MOON for the perseids this year???
I HAVE to go somewhere good for that oml

The feminine urge to imagine yourself teleporting to an uninhabited field on the other side of the planet, where you could watch the milky way’s core pass nearly overhead in a sky with zero light pollution, and you could lay in the grass, feel the crisp air, and just stare up at the stars all night