Ducks on the dashboard of a Jeep. One has a BFF bracelet on its neck and one has red heart sunglasses.
The Swiftie duck someone left me got heat molded by the defroster a lil (Lol), but I got it a friend today anyway! There’s a lot going on at the moment. #swiftie
02.03.2026 05:30 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me biting a gold medal for my book
My book: The Mermaid of Lake Superior and 3 medals
POV: if authors posed like Olympians
While you’re here, I did the girl math. If I sell 66,802 copies of my E-book, I can pay off my student loans.
The E-book version of The Mermaid of Lake Superior is $2.99 on Amazon:
a.co/d/0dflmLn8 🧜♀️
You know we’re in a recession when you call Disneyland and don’t even have to hold.
26.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wanna go crash it! 🤣
25.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Like I need some physical pain to replace this emotional pain STAT!
why am I like this
The moment you go, “I need a new tattoo!” and realize this is your reflexive response when you can no longer make your own sunshine.
25.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Battle of the Jams banner
Are you ready for some live roller derby action?! Saturday, March 7, Rage City Roller Derby brings the action in another amplified home game sponsored by KBEAR Alaska’s Hottest Country and KHWL Alaska’s Rock.
24.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
I think we’re all emotionally exhausted, Blue. 😔
Hang in there.
Haha! 🤣 Evasive maneuver! Jeep jeep!
20.02.2026 06:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The person in front of me this morning on the drive to work failed slowing down to turn twice and then hit a snowbank trying to turn and bounced back at me.
20.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Me looking very 90’s with my Kristen doll
I don’t want much of my childhood stuff, but this weekend I smuggled Kristen back to Alaska in my suitcase. #noregrets
18.02.2026 07:14 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🫠 Spring is coming, I suppose…
18.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sidewalk covered in snow boogers that is not conducive to walking.
I love paying butt loads of property taxes to walk with my dog (cuz we sure as heck can’t run) on whatever the f* this is. You’d think a winter city like Anchorage would figure it out.
18.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Sorry you have to go through the stinky poo sandwich. 😔 Hopefully you will make your way out of it and on to bigger and better things like…pickled herring(?)or whatever it is you used to tweet about. 🤣 Sardines? I can’t remember.
17.02.2026 06:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My husband was at one time president of the curling club. There was no cross-training, which I devoted a lot of time to for roller derby.
It’s mostly practice and learning strategy. Yet he would argue that he’s the one who played a “real” sport. 🙃
A man died in the restroom while his son was boxing
This was my 2nd great grandpa. If I die in the rest room and you guys put it in my obituary I’m going to come back from the afterlife to cut a B.
16.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When I get back to Alaska I’m going to make my own goddamn sunshine.
16.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The good fight is hard. 😔 So goes the life of the black sheep.
16.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate the person I become around my parents, and I’m exhausted from being around all these gosh darn extroverts.
16.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s fine, I’m not mad. I’ll “just keep swimming” in this student loan debt and bidding on eBay for the family heirlooms I want to buy. 🤷🏻♀️
The nieces, however, may not be so fortunate in this timeline. 😔
I feel like a lot of people out there wrongfully use their smart/successful adult children to justify they were good at parenting and are decent human beings when they are straight up Yahtzee/p3do sympathizing trash feeding their feeble retirement savings to millionaires to own some libs.
16.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bahahaha! Yasss
16.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All copper mines experience spills and accidental releases.
Email your senators to tell them to vote NO on HJ140 to protect the water system that so many flora and fauna rely on for survival—including humans. It’s also WAY too close to Lake Superior for comfort.
Roses are red, clean lakes are blue, sulfide-ore copper mining is the wrong thing to do
Proposed legislation introduces sulfide-ore copper mining in the MN Superior National Forest by a Chilean-owned company. Pollution near the headwaters of the Boundary Waters would spread to connected rivers and lakes as well as enter the groundwater.
www.savetheboundarywaters.org/current-thre...
Astros walk on moon
President Kennedy assassinated
Minnesota twins win 87 World Series
When I was a little girl my grandpa saved my life, and today we celebrated his.
At the after party I rifled through stinky files of old documents to find the newspapers that he thought were worthy of saving. He wasn’t wrong. 😆
I’m not afraid of laying at the airport floor.
I used to work at Carrs on Gambell.
Swimming in my student debt counts as cardio
11.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Also sorta name dropped that my brother is one of the chief utility engineers for the city of Duluth and he says it’s a bad idea.
10.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Calling my senator to vote no on HJ RES 140 while I’m still in my bathrobe.
The boundary waters are not meant for mining. #minnesota
Grandpa’s text calling Ice “inappropriate.”
Grandpa was the biggest fan of my book. Every time we talked, he’d ask about my progress on book two.
The last time we texted I asked him about 🧊 activity. “Inappropriate.” Seems a little more heavy coming from someone who was alive during WW2. 😔
