sorry i had to do one
23.11.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rwoodsmall.bsky.social
Online store selling items for everyday household needs. Soon I will be executed.
sorry i had to do one
23.11.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MC Pope on the mic
And one day we will die,
And our ashes will fly,
this is the one. it's done, you can stop trying.
23.11.2025 03:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0i am now imagining the pope listening to the flying luttenbachers and it is giving me hope
23.11.2025 03:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he told me it was Excellent Italian Greyhound now a couple years back, but I caught him listening to Fall Out Boy. on vinyl
23.11.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0sometimes you like to see a nice ceiling.
23.11.2025 02:59 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0do you think will shortz knows the word felching?
23.11.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you need to put on No Country For Old Men too
23.11.2025 02:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i will NEVER use any special dash. i have better things to do.
22.11.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0CHOTINER: Well. I didn't ask a question. But you pretty much covered it.
NUZZI: Yeah.
CHOTINER: I would say thanks but it would not be in any way sincere.
NUZZI: The truth, a river, flows over the cliff of ingnorance, a whitewater reduced to a dribble on my delicate-
CHOTINER: Please. I'm going.
a placard that says "Shouldn't Exist But Has To" and nothing else
22.11.2025 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't know how to do anything but get mad at computer and make it work
22.11.2025 22:08 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0a pregnant The Joker would fix this country
22.11.2025 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"how is babby formed" but instead it says "how is idea formed"
22.11.2025 21:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"that sounds rad - send me a patch when you figure it out!" was my normal response when i'd get ridiculous feature requests on open source stuff. i think i received ONE patch because i pissed off the person enough they just figured it out, and were like "this was a huge pain in the ass." yes i know!
22.11.2025 21:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0perfect
22.11.2025 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's called... life - the greatest game of all. it fucking sucks would not recommend
22.11.2025 21:05 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0it's the same as multi-level marketing thought IMHO! it's very easy for a certain kind of person who's looking for the latest panacea to get wrapped up, then have that "oh fuck what is this?" when they realize sunk costs aren't worth it. embarrassment keeps them attached OR they violently split off.
22.11.2025 21:01 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0congrats! π
22.11.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone Is Twelve
22.11.2025 20:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you didn't do it someone less talented would have so thank you for your diligence. and Oppa Gangnam Style to you!
22.11.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i predict a lot of thanksgiving tables giving it up for felching this week and i think that's beautiful
22.11.2025 20:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0definitely an autocannibal
22.11.2025 20:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it does hurt when you fall from heaven but it's honestly not that bad. goodnight.
22.11.2025 07:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0here's you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xRv...
it came very late this year, but that urge to play gothic and gothic ii has been triggered. it's like they say: "it's always gothic and gothic ii season somewhere."
21.11.2025 22:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the monolith: "thanks, i appreciate it. i didn't really mind, you know i've seen some stuff, so no worries. nice catch by the way, you should've seen the jovians - they couldn't catch worth shit. it's ultimately why they ended up vaporizing themselves. that's a whole different story though."
21.11.2025 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pwned by kevin roose and casey newton, a fate worse than death, an indignity festering like a wound, one that will never heal,
21.11.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the monolith is now communicating with you telepathically. it says, "hey."
21.11.2025 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0epstein.clownpenis.whitehouse
21.11.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0