Athlete's Foot Demon

i really, really don't want to have to get pissed about this, you know? goodnight.

talking about Excel's Turing completeness to my therapist today, i had the thought: Normal People Don't Think Like This. but i'm normal so that's not true

truly living the dream

Was this sponsored?

AI waifu/traditional Aryan/trained killing machine "jessica.foster" aka US army. Also "the operation" means swapping JD Vance's brain into Donald Trump's body for some reason. Now they're both trapped. We're all trapped, aren't we? Could we get a little bisexual lighting in there while we're at it? Thanks!

Hello I am Russian and American I need husband.

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catfish are the water's dogs, not cats. anglerfish are the water's cats.

well i am!!!!

reporting an account for being a "wet mop" and/or "trifling chickenshit"

no, wrong.

baudrillard and debord watching this unfold from a sports bar in the bardo, laughing

conventionally subtractive. goodnight.

using my time machine to take a taser back to the neolithic

your autobiography written by a stranger

nah. goodnight.

and now i will stop looking at this site for awhile. thank you

Cinnamon Lemonade

technically you can't stack the blood in piles. goodnight.

ten hours and one second of jingling keys

remember not that long ago when the saudis were warming relations with the iranians? i wonder what ever happened with that. anyway,

who gives a shit

fredrik, eh?

a dark ox plows

no.

i meant "prediction markets" & apologize for the mistake. however, i wagered on polymarket that i would choose the wrong word, which is a common occurrence for me, and, as a result, ended up making $300,000,000 on this post. my solemn promise to you is that i will make this mistake, again and again.

in the name of scientific discovery, i believe the heads of millionaires and billionaires who have no theory of mind should be separated from their corresponding bodies for close medical study

everyone already knows this, but the point of the market - any market - is to transfer as much of your money as possible to someone else. in a remarkably progressive development, "speculation markets" have eliminated the need to provide anything in return, even when a contract is involved. genius.

importing the war for exploitation. goodnight.

every roost i see is absolutely packed, wing to wing, standing room only