Sarah Doran

Can’t watch or read Pride and Prejudice without @daraobriain.bsky.social’s excellent “look at me elbows” Mr Darcy gag invading my mind.

A chocolate caterpillar cake decorated with a green chocolate hat and green chocolate shamrocks and sprinkles

Michael Collins the Caterpillar is rolling in his grave

Johnny Logan casually delivering the #Eurovision equivalent of the high note at the end of Defying Gravity like the absolute king that he is 👑 #TheBigEurovisionParty

Showing my other half that video and watching his face when the chorus dropped was one of the highlights of my week.

Sad to hear the 46A will be no more. It got me to UCD and back for three years. End of an era - like when they stopped the 10 and the 19/19A.

A castle at night with subtitles that read: “I can’t wait for you to find out where Charlotte is from.”

Trust Claudia to save that finale with a single sentence #TheTraitors

They didn’t deserve Alexander #TheTraitors

This is going to be total carnage #TheTraitors

Completely aware it’s just a game but if you’ve ever had to endure someone blatantly lying about you to a group of people this is absolutely excruciating #TheTraitors

We’re 100% Faithful to a bit #TheTraitors

It’s on at 8.30pm - don’t miss the start!

Four Victoria sponge cakes with Welsh flags on cocktail sticks with a sign that says “Welsh” cakes.

A packet of celery with a post it note saying “Welsh” leeks

The time for talk is over. The thematic buffet is out. #TheTraitors

Five soft toy animals sit around a round chopping board, which is piled high with gold chocolate coins

We’re ready #TheTraitors

TBT that time I made @huwiemcchewie.bsky.social want an instant annulment by insisting we enter our wedding reception to #TheTraitors theme 💀

A woman with dark hair and a woman with blonde hair walk down a corridor in a castle looking serious and somber

Gonna tell my grandkid this was Scott & Bailey #TheTraitors

Firmly Team Fralexander now #TheTraitors

FUMIN. Alexander for the win. #TheTraitors

I will only accept a Minah or Alexander victory at this point #TheTraitors

A book called The Huns Have Got My Gramophone

What @huwiemcchewie.bsky.social thinks when he hears Girls Aloud blasting in the living room

Did not have Blanchardstown and Ballymun being namechecked in episode one on the #loveisland all stars bingo

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I can’t hear the name Curtis without hearing it in Maura Higgins’ dulcet tones. CUR-TISSSS #loveisland

An image of Paul Mescal in his gladiator attire in Gladiator II on a set of black pyjamas

An image of Paul Mescal in his gladiator attire in Gladiator II on white nightdress

For anyone who’s ever wanted to go to bed wearing the face of Paul Mescal, Pauljamas are now a thing.

That last few minutes was genuinely uncomfortable to watch #maskedsingeruk

Father Dougal from Father Ted looking preplexed

Alexander’s poker face #TheTraitors

A woman sitting in a chair says: “I kind of felt guilty but at the same time I kind of like felt good about it”

Me after devouring a share bag of crisps solo #TheTraitors

a woman with red hair and a black dress is standing in a red room looking at the camera . ALT: a woman with red hair and a black dress is standing in a red room looking at the camera .

Huge shoutout to whoever scheduled Moulin Rouge on BBC One tonight. What a movie ❤️

a woman in a fur coat is sitting on a pink couch and saying girl power Alt: a woman in a fur coat is sitting on a pink couch and saying girl power

Don’t even care who Spag Bol is, choosing Look At Me by Geri Halliwell makes them an instant ICON #MaskedSingerUK

Kingfisher was giving Bob Mortimer or Paul Whitehouse #MaskedSingerUK

#MaskedSinger opening performance is giving X Factor hot mess group songs of the 00s and I for one welcome it

Two seagulls on a harbour wall in Cornwall, with the sea and a large clock tower behind in the distance

Met Phil and Grant Mitchgull in Cornwall #EastEnders