October 👻✨

I'm unreasonably annoyed about Starburst candies advertising themselves as "juicy".

You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.

Even when we think everything is dormant there is always something that brings a bit of color & joy into our lives. I hope you enjoy the vivid mushrooms & moss against the gray woods my #fungifriends #iseemoss #naturephotography #myceliumnetwork #witchsky

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Doofy cat sitting on the floor

Everything’s going to be ok now, Doofy is here for you ♥️

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #CatLover

A stump covered in moss and a sizable colony of turkey tail-like shelf fungus

Always pleased to find a flourishing fungus

The bonus will be that all the Mars-goers die of space cancer www.shesabeast.co/mars-radiati...

A stack of shelf mushrooms on a tree stump. The edges are white and the middle is blue. They have stripes, and the background is moss.

Striped and unexpectedly blue.
#fungifriends

We are officially in our Mad King Era

A variety of different sizes of Trametes Versicolor aka Turkey Tail mushroom displaying their signature white edges and multi-color tops

It’s #TurkeyTailThursday

Time for #ShroomScrolling 🍄🍄‍🟫

beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy 🥺🖤

I just realized we're just really crappy juicers. We eat fruits and vegetables and then the pulp and liquid comes back out in separate places.

Gray kitten on a chair in the sunshine.

#photography #cats #catsky

Beaker as Dua Lipa on the cover of Elle magazine.

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

It baffles me how every year folks sign a waiver for a burn called Frostbirn saying that the extreme weather conditions can kill you and then be angry and shocked that it snowed. You're on a mountain in WV in February what did you think you were signing up for? 😭

A handsome, white and grey double merle catahoula leopard dog with no eyes laying on a white couch with a sleepy look on his face. He is cuddling a black sweatshirt. The lighting is a magenta color making him look slightly pink.

Cascading shelves of salmon colored False Turkey Tail mushrooms grow down the side of a lichen speckled log All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

People have requested and I finally made an ASMR video on my YT channel

Yess

That's for sure lol

This is the way

#fungifriends

A black cat with its tongue sticking out. A blep.

What

I'm pretty sure Spiderman is the only superhero that consistently goes to therapy

#mushroom #photography

Polystyrene – gone but not forgotten

X-Ray Spex - I Am A Poseur

#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #polystyrene #xrayspex #history #punkrockhistory

Two rosettes of blue and brown turkey tail mushrooms grow on top of a bare log in a winter forest All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

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This is a bad year to be afraid of planes

I hope everyone that let Elon put a chip in their brain is doing okay 😵‍💫

Being an American right now is like being locked in a burning car careening off a cliff into a forest fire and the guy next to you keeps offering you a cup of his semen.