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We need UN observers dog

13.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 604    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Hi all- please consider helping my friend Demy who has shared many resources on the Soviet Union and its development with me (and thus you)

Thank you

12.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And it must be antiracist and full-throatedly antifascist (what they call "ANTIFA").

There must be reparations to Native and African American people.

Land back.

All of it.

12.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go put in the Atlantic that we made you mad, they call me Zhuge Liang, courtesy name, Kongming

12.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

10.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10993    πŸ” 3356    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 78
Eric Andre asking Mel B if Margaret Thatcher had girl power

Eric Andre asking Mel B if Margaret Thatcher had girl power

12.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1175    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet the Physicist Who Wrote Over 2,000 Wikipedia Biographies for Women in STEM After noticing a lack of entries on Wikipedia for incredible women throughout history, this incredible woman decided to take matters into her own hands.

Jess Wade is amazing, and it's my absolute honour to be one of the more than 2000 women in STEM whose wikipedia page she started: mymodernmet.com/jessica-wade... πŸ§ͺπŸ”­πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬

12.10.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 760    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

Get his ass

12.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when someone cites a report of some org called like β€œWorld Humanity Freedom Foundation” in order to make a point about a country and you go to the Wikipedia for the org and it’s like founded by the US State Department and everyone on its board worked for BP or Raytheon

12.10.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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Read This When Things Fall Apart by Kelly Hayes | Pilsen Community Books A bundle of letters to activists and organizers on the frontlines in catastrophic times from Let This Radicalize You co-author Kelly HayesΒ In social movements, some heartbreaks are all but inevitable.

My publisher’s been very patient. I’m not doing everything I said I’d do to promote this book (out in a few weeks) because I’m an organizer in a city under federal attack. My days are full and emotionally exhausting. Any help getting the word out means a lot. It's a book people need right now.

11.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 981    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 55
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β€œWe assume that car use is an incompressible liquid that must be routed somewhere. But it’s more more like a gas that fills whatever space it is given.”

β€”Ian Lockwood, Harvard Loeb Fellow, transport planner.

10.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 534    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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"The colonized is indebted to the colonizer for being colonized."

David Graeber speaks about the brutality of Debt in history.

11.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The coloniser puts the colonised in debt to establish a lord/tenant rentier relationship where people pay to be conquered.

11.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only explicit purpose of all Gen ai is to steal labor/deny wages

Thats it in its entirety. They don't want to pay for someone to write, draw, voice act etc

(worse still in the cases of falsification of a person they also want a puppet that can't say no)

10.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM β€’ 2/3/19 β€’ Twitter Web Client

Jane @Whooping_Jane blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom 1:40 PM β€’ 2/3/19 β€’ Twitter Web Client

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

10.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 972    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

This is literally the strategy Lincoln used after Dredd Scott

Repeat after me Democrats:

This is a corrupt, illegitimate institution and we are not bound by it

11.10.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pro Tip: If Vladimir Putin says you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize you DO NOT deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

10.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1326    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's dangerous to say, but since it is true, it's more dangerous to not say: The Supreme Court of the United States is not a legitimate body. It's been deliberately and systematically captured by ideologues on behalf of an anti-Constitutional project, and its extremist members have been bribed.

11.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
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Sold-out Ta-Nehisi Coates speaker appearance in N.J. canceled over security reasons Organizers canceled a sold-out Ta-Nehisi Coates event in Montclair citing undisclosed security concerns.

Is it cancel culture when they threaten to kill you?

www.nj.com/news/2025/10...

11.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3416    πŸ” 954    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 48

Every A.I. CEO is like β€œWe invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

10.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2667    πŸ” 598    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 31
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

11.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 19842    πŸ” 5760    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 1074

The phrase 'Potemkin economy' occurred to me yesterday in reference to the stock market.

11.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

11.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Pepe is Portland Frog’s Wario

11.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

10.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19151    πŸ” 7688    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 246

The texas national guard arrived in chicago today, marking the farthest north a confederate army has ever gotten.

dark days.

07.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yo I will totally hit you up next time I love this shit

10.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*banging on the table* LINE GO DOWN LINE GO DOWN!!!

10.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My senator (Durbin) literally said he would not do anything about the ICE Agents in Chicago attacking his constituents! I’ve been talking to parents all morning setting up protective lines at school today and my own fucking senator can’t be bothered!

10.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was just at a neighborhood school at dismissal. Hundreds of people with whistles surrounding the school and stationed down every block making sure ICE doesn’t snatch anyone. The same is happening at all the schools around here. I love my neighborhood and I love Chicago.

10.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3873    πŸ” 838    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 51

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