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Asschapel Roan

@stochasticburrito.bsky.social

Shitposting is self care

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This comrade posts Clean Memes for Anarchic Teens.

01.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For real πŸ’š

01.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2543    πŸ” 612    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 34
Thembo posts "you are as bad as Trump and twice as cowardly"

Ordinary rendition quotes this and posts:
At this moment, what people like this want you to be thinking about is how brave Donald Trump is.

Anyway, what I take from that post is "I would vote for Donald Trump over Chuck Schumer," and I think whether such a person is anything but a MAGA Republican pretty much answers itself.

Thembo posts "you are as bad as Trump and twice as cowardly" Ordinary rendition quotes this and posts: At this moment, what people like this want you to be thinking about is how brave Donald Trump is. Anyway, what I take from that post is "I would vote for Donald Trump over Chuck Schumer," and I think whether such a person is anything but a MAGA Republican pretty much answers itself.

Wow, Schumer put out a predictably pathetic response whining that while the evil war is fine, it should have gone through the proper channels. Surely not even the libs will get mad at me for calling him a wimp! Now just let me take a big sip of coffee...

28.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

every statement from schumer is like the villager in zelda who’s 300 feet away from an evil towering castle going β€œganon? never heard of him. boy I wish someone would round up 10 chickens to put back in my coop”

28.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4

there's a lot of specific overwhelming and massive crises happening at once and every single one has at its root elites who did crimes and never suffered consequences for it.

28.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1136    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14460    πŸ” 6321    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 97

AMERICANS: [spends decades murdering millions across every continent, threatens more]
ANYONE ELSE: death to america
AMERICANS: b-b-but i'm a special little boy and it's my birthday and i got glasses and you wouldnt hit a guy with glasses now wouldja and it's my birthday i'm a little birthday boy,

20.02.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

there's some whose philosophy is "primary and replace all the Schumers and Jeffries" but it should be noted that a leftist candidate to primary Jeffries was publicly shamed out of doing so by newly-minted leftist electoral hero Zohran Mamdani

28.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10215    πŸ” 1850    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 15

How about another fuck you to @chrislhayes.bsky.social for saying the DPRK is tbe worst regime moments before the US and Israel start murdering civilians in Iran. Fuck you and fuck this country

28.02.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

28.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2613    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 12

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

28.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4855    πŸ” 869    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 39

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command.

The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

28.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

I think they drove your priestess Kossil mad a long time ago; I think she has prowled these caverns as she prowls the labyrinth of her own self, and now she cannot see the daylight any more.

28.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

I hate that the debate we are constantly having in the 21st century is "we have to let the most evil fuckers alive do whatever the hell they want VS no we don't"

28.02.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
screen from an anime I don’t know the name of

woman holding an American flag with a man looking away and saying β€œugh put that horrid thing away”

screen from an anime I don’t know the name of woman holding an American flag with a man looking away and saying β€œugh put that horrid thing away”

America is the greatest source of evil in the world

28.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They're calling it the imperial boomerang, folks. They say it's the biggest boomerang they've ever seen, maybe even a plane of some kind. Whatever it is, it's coming right back to us, right back to us. The haters say it's not returning to the imperial core, but folks it's called a boomerang for a re

10.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œThis not the America I know”

Black people in America: #BlackHistoryMonth

07.02.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Socialists cannot achieve their great aim without fighting against all oppression of nations

21.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t even know what to say atp. Down with Israel and the United States. Down with imperialist capitalism.

28.02.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 962    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œAnthropic are good” is a predictable reaction on here that I’m hating.

Like you can see β€œFascist state is attacking and bringing down a disloyal company for not doing AI weaponry” without stumping for that company, but that is apparently as hard as campism is for many.

28.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any response other than an immediate "fuck you, make me" is an indication your institution is already ok with fascism, and is now just haggling over the price.

20.04.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 759    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

normalize not cheering for an evil piece of shit even if a bigger evil piece of shit exists

28.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The girl at the dispensary showing me different ounces:

27.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still laughing about this

28.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tess squishing the fur on Jaco's neck down so it looks like she's absolutely crushing his throat while he smiles at the camera, head empty

Tess squishing the fur on Jaco's neck down so it looks like she's absolutely crushing his throat while he smiles at the camera, head empty

Okay, I caught a Pombon, now what? Am I even doing this right?

28.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Yay love this for you πŸ’š

28.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is committed.

27.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being in a room where a literal Kennedy was giving out advice on frugality, and letting him get to the end of his fucking sentence.

27.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0