𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂

" but it does matter.
What do you mean? "

While Grumps struggles socially, Tsathoggua is a deity above communication and flirting.

If he wants some divine /cake/ Grumps just needs to ask.

" Ah... Uh... Alright, we can walk. "

" . . .

I was already at your house. "

. . .

Well, he isn't incorrect

" Want me to walk you back? "

He asked as he would focus on the food.
If Grumps isn't going to make eye contact then they can focus on the cake in front of them.

see what I can do.
You know? "

He'd share the cake with him.

" /Social life/, ah?

So, the hound wants to get out of the dog house?

Maybe bring someone back?

You don't need to uh...
Lure me in with cake.
Although, this is nice. "

He let out an extra big yawn.

" I respond well to direct communication.
Tell me what you want or need and I'll
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and the texture.

He smiled.

Swallowing before speaking.

" Very good.

Tell me, why is it you invited me out.
What is your /goal/? "

Might as well come right out and ask.

It's been a long time since the god had been treated to food like this.

He leaned down and sniffed it before using his fork to parce off a piece.

Lifting it to his mouth and taking a drawn out bite.

His lips closing around it and tasting it in its entirety.

Taking in the flavors
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" yeahhh, cuz that's where you wanted to go, right? So let's do it. "

He'd say with a few neutral blinks.

" Wait... This isn't a cafe...? "

He pulled out his phone and opened it, showing the address.

" Welp... Unless cafe was a euphemism, then we're at the wrong place. "

And knock.

Texting, a good 15-20 minutes before the agreed time:

📱: Here.

The goo then slunk away back to the indestructible otherworldly jar.

" Wish me luck. "

He'd say to the goo before the goo would salute him.

The jar sealing, awaiting its master's return or to be summoned as the goo boys have their own cell phone as well.

He'd walk to the door of the address
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Very casual attire.

While he was doing so, the jar would move through space and suddenly appear in a puff of smoke hidden in a tree/bush nearby the coordinates.

From the pot, blue goo slides out and forms Tsathoggua's body before he materializes out of the goo.
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📱- See you then.

He'd text simply before looking at the address and showing it to his psychic cyclops goo boys.

They would then work to configure the jar to appear near the address.

" Might as well get in early... Get a seat... "

He'd say to himself as he got dressed.
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📱- Sure, do you want to meet there?

🖼️- picture received

📱- also here is a picture of me since you took a picture of you initially.

📱- only fair after all.

He received his phone back and looked at the picture.

" Looks good. "

He'd say as he texted Grumps' number a

📱- hey this is Tsathoggua

Now they both have each other's numbers.

" There.
Let me know when you want to go out. "

" I'd like that. "

He pulled out his phone and opened it. Prompted up a new contact screen before handing it to Grumps.

" Could you take a picture of your face for the photo as well? "

" will you hit me on the head with a book or something else? "

His tone shifted a bit to one with a bit of suggestivity

" Oh, just uh... Someone from a life time ago. "

He'd say as he sighed, setting his chin on top of his own hand, the hand held up by the elbow on the table.

" What subject did you teach? "

" Welcome back or should I say, it's nice to meet you. "

He'd chuckle.

" So...you're like ... an educator?

Coooool, how's that going for you? "

" Don't sweat it, Grumps.
Keep it coming and I'll be more than forgiving. "

He'd say in a flat tone, taking a bite of the cake.

" Easy, you can describe objects as oriental, but someone's name and a person is too personal...

But anyways, it was a name given to me by N'kai"

Lazily fingering himself.

Deep huffs, moans, and groans could be heard from his room.

"Tsathoggua.

But you can call me Tsatho if it makes it easier.

Nice to meet you Grumps.

...for a guy named Grumps, you are very nice. "

" The opposite.
Good sleep. "

He'd accept the coffee and take a slow and steady sip.

" Mmmhm... "

" A coffee would do wonders. "

" hm...? "

Biiiiiiiig stretch

- J𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 -

Rubbing his own belly.

❝ 𝒟𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ . . ❞

𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝒩𝑒𝓍𝑒𝓃

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