i have gone to work more consistently in the month of november (it is the 13th) than i have in the last 11 months 🙂 shout out prozac

i stretched for like 26 minutes today and i’m already better than everyone else. fr tho i feel like taffy

i am schmacked after a few hits of my joint at the start of the 40 min walk i took my dog on just now. that’s pretty sick, gonna do that more often i hope. also showered after deep cleaning my bathtub which is also so sick.

highly recommend smoking a joint and putting overhead noise canceling headphones and listen to hozier as loud as you can stand it with your eyes closed. pretty elite experience

it is criminal i have to work where there are no bidets

the way my eyes shot to the clock because someone had the nerve to call me at 10:30pm (it’s currently 7:50pm, sun set like an hour ago)

i have to imagine that the feeling of being freshly showered and getting into a new-sheets-freshly-made type bed is what it must feel like to put just the tip in

fricken hell yeah today i cleaned my bedroom, i went for a WALK with my dog, i did dishes, i took out all the trash and recycling that i’ve been staring at for a month, i cleaned the litter boxes up and all their tracking, and i made a bomb ass dinner. fricken hell yeah

god bless people who smoke weed

my uncles are starting a dnd group and invited me and i could cry lol

i want to fight someone :):):):):)

ten fuckin months dude like what

thank god no one i know follows me so i can crash out publicly in peace. THIS WAS ONLY 10 MONTHS AGO WHAT HAPPENED

i’m at the level of sad where you’re literally screaming in your car with the windows down to avoid crying again lol dramatic

wow what i would do for a lobotomy

did not time that edible out right lol

there’s a whole ass civil war 6.5 hours from where i am right now and i have to go to work tomorrow?

it’s october 7th at 720pm and the sun is already fully down 🙂 i think this SAD season is going to be a bad one 🙂 i can’t take any more bad things 🙂

never doin that shit again i have never taken a longer shower lol

gas is back on today god bless unions

my gas got disconnected (turns out they don’t pay you when you don’t go to work, it comes on thursday) so i’ve been taking cold showers and let me tell you - those mfrs who ice bath are lying to you this shit is not calming

i wanted to be a doctor when i grew up but instead im the naked windows wide open neighbor

gonna get real stoned and watch 2005 pride and prejudice

i thought smoking weed was supposed to make you stop dreaming not give you emotional damage

LOL i cannot wait for therapy on friday. it’s gonna be a good one

crashing through life with seatbelt hands and watching kpop demon hunters and playing sims for 72 hours straight or whatever listener said

you know it’s real when we stop sharing our locations 🫠

i’m so sick of fire works

wow so this is super not what i was fucking planning for. life is such a fucking joke

LOL what a year