Nate Hyle

Psst!

*Leans in*

As soon as you say bad people shouldn't get legal representation, the government will say everyone who needs legal representation is a bad person.

(They're already doing it, in fact, and some of you are falling for it.)

Summer Festival Lineups Announced as if Society Will Still Be Functioning in Five Months Event coordinators have continued to announce and actively promote the lineups for the upcoming 2026 summer music festivals as if society isn’t already going over the cliff and will still be functioni...

thehardtimes.net/music/summer...

Fellow MH Law School alum Tom Emmer, everyone.

Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired. I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future. There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not! Also, the People of our Country are insisting on Citizenship, and No Mail-In Ballots, with exceptions for Military, Disability, Illness, or Travel. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Your honor, I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its webs...

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website — theonion.com/doj-removes-...

Every fourth commercial is about how great AI is and how AI will make everything better so we should entrust it with every facet of our lives, which is a dead giveaway that exactly none of those things are true.

Had a lovely stroll around the lake this morning.

I live in the Twin Cities and every time I go into Minneapolis I catch fire. This has been happening for years. It’s expensive to constantly buy new clothes. Thanks for bringing it up, Tony.

So proud to be a Minnesotan. We aren’t perfect, but we’re pretty good.

To my comrades who marched this afternoon in jeans: I’m torn between insisting that you wear layers and standing back in awe of you. Lions, every one of you.

ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again WASHINGTON—Claiming the nation’s beloved North Star State was in peril, Immigration and Customs Enforcement issued a ransom note Tuesday that told the United States to pay $65 billion if it ever wante...

“The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriations bill—if it isn’t, that will be the end of your precious Minnesota,” read the note, a handmade letter assembled from magazine clippings and sent with what ICE claimed was the severed finger of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Matt Walsh & @MattWalshBlog • 6h Any resolution to the Minnesota situation that does not include mass arrests of the leftist agitators and mass deportations of the illegals will be a total failure for the Trump Administration and only guarantee more and worse chaos in the future

starting an adult contemporary band called the minnesota situation

Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.

Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.

I have guns, Greg [Bovino]. Can you kill me?

Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.

Did you guys know that if you don’t like a part of the Constitution you can just write a memo about it and
*presto* it no longer applies to you?

Wish somebody would’ve told me before I wasted all that time and money going to law school.

apnews.com/article/ice-...

😬

prosecutors only do this when a case is so strong and obviously good that prosecuting it would be way too easy.

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary — theonion.com/ice-vows-to-...

There so many things to be angry and upset about. The failures of so many institutions cannot even begin to be listed. But what I find most disappointing are the people who still insist that this administration play by bridge rules when MAGA and their enforcers only play 52 Pickup.

I was an avid viewer of your evening news, but last night Julie Nelson said with confidence that Renee Good was “interfering” with ICE. Not even trying to be objective. If this is what we can expect moving forward, I won’t be watching this pathetic “reporting”
again.

American conservatives will look you right in the eye with a straight face and tell you that complete and utter subservience to masked federal police is patriotism, anything else deserves being executed in the street, and tax dollars for healthcare is tyranny.

Apparently Venezuela stole the oil reserves in their country from us. Which is so egregious that this is literally the first time we’ve heard about it.

We are so fucked.

My Order to Kill Everyone and Everything Was Taken Out of Context “[Secretary of War] Hegseth ordered a lethal attack but not the killing of survivors, officials say… Amid talk of war crimes, the details and preci...

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...

“Cyber Monday” is exponentially more irritating than Black Friday. Bombarding people with constant notifications to the point of absurdity is a curious sales tactic.

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else WASHINGTON—In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is said to have wept in his office bathroo...

theonion.com/jd-vance-cri...

ICE are in St Paul and spraying protestors. I expect a sternly worded social media statement from Mayor Carter and Governor Walz any minute now.

Federal agents wearing tactical gear used chemical irritants on protesters at the Bro-Tex facility in St. Paul.

Video by reporter Louis Krauss, who is on the scene.