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Nate Hyle

@natehyle.bsky.social

Late bloomer, Calvin and Fiona’s man-person, definitely tired.

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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

10.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 26591    🔁 5165    💬 413    📌 216
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Trump to Launch Private Health Tracking System With Tech Firms The announcement prompted immediate pushback from digital privacy experts.

If they think that I’m going to willingly give my healthcare information to “more than 60 tech and health care companies—including Amazon, Apple, Google, and OpenA . . .” then they can eat all of the shit. All 100% of it.

time.com/7306647/trum...

01.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and

Fuck this and fuck anyone who tries to justify it.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

26.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Haha 😂

25.07.2025 20:09 — 👍 3162    🔁 511    💬 72    📌 35
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The continued framing of poverty as some moral failing has done so much damage

22.07.2025 17:15 — 👍 84    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)

21.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 7243    🔁 734    💬 166    📌 73
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Leftist Who Actually Knows Stuff About Guns Suddenly Real Popular in Friend Group WeHo-based firearms enthusiast Dave Simpson recently saw a drastic uptick in popularity amongst his left-of-center friends.

thehardtimes.net/culture/left...

21.07.2025 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which day was your favorite? Best shows?

21.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listening to the first Motion City Soundtrack album for the first time in ages and I forgot just how GD good it is. Great lyrics, MOOGs, and catchy AF. Not a single dud. All bangers.

20.07.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? Like every parent, I want my kids to be safe. I know that for my young daughter and son to grow and thrive, they need to feel secure in their surroundings. But with the way people coddle their childre...

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? — theonion.com/if-i-take-a-...

18.07.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Reich citizenship will not be laid in the cradle of every one born in Germany, but will be ceremoniously conferred on him after he has shown himself worthy of it through special accomplishments, through loyal services to the State." NY Times, July 6, 1933.

12.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 13377    🔁 6543    💬 448    📌 543

i'm an accelerationist on the single issue of Trump trying to strip Rosie O'Donnell of her citizenship. it's important that this reaches the Supreme Court so that there's a clear historical marker of how stupid this country has become.

12.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 1867    🔁 180    💬 27    📌 7
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’ — theonion.com/ted-cruz-vac...

08.07.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. (Official Video)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. (Official Video)

Happy Fourth of July to those who still celebrate.

This is the most American song I can think of to post. And yes, I understand the lyrics. Which is why it still fucking hits so hard.

youtu.be/EPhWR4d3FJQ?...

05.07.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It really is. That’s what people should realize; shaming these reprobates doesn’t work because they have no shame. They simply do not care. That’s their super power. And the sooner everyone understand ls that, the somewhat better.

04.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feds move to distance Trump administration from Alligator Alcatraz In a court filing, the federal government says it has nothing to do with the state-run migrant detention center deep in the Everglades.

This is completely clears things up in a totally believable way.

www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

04.07.2025 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Modernization Theory: The Key to Understanding the GOP’s Hatred of the Middle Class Why Republicans want to destroy the hidden link between Middle Class wealth and democratic power…

open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...

02.07.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the announcers or commentators aren’t screaming at you, are you even really watching American television?

01.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cop City was just a preview of what's to come. Now we have Alligator Alcatraz. Seriously, all the signs point exactly to what this looks like.

29.06.2025 02:52 — 👍 183    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 1
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Share This Editorial

theonion.com/letter-to-co...

22.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Question the expert class, but not the Supreme Court, which is evidently not amongst the experts.

18.06.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

14.06.2025 16:33 — 👍 37297    🔁 10865    💬 378    📌 253

When cops and agents of the state hide their identity and are thugs, it's also easy for thugs to pretend to be police. The entire system of trust and the social contract is (and has been) broken. We see just one result of that in Minnesota today.

You have no reason to "trust" a uniform.

14.06.2025 19:41 — 👍 159    🔁 37    💬 0    📌 1
No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.

14.06.2025 18:23 — 👍 24179    🔁 6346    💬 365    📌 532

Dude who has never, ever been on the side of any protester in the History of the Earth: "I'll tell you what, some of the actions of these protestors are really making it hard for me to be on their side..."

12.06.2025 00:38 — 👍 486    🔁 88    💬 8    📌 0
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L.A. Protesters Told to Wear MAGA Hats and Yell “Stop the Steal” to Avoid Republican Rage

bit.ly/wutf

08.06.2025 09:38 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

05.06.2025 17:58 — 👍 12995    🔁 2154    💬 152    📌 65

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