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Nate Hyle

@natehyle.bsky.social

Late bloomer, Calvin and Fiona’s man-person, definitely tired.

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Latest posts by natehyle.bsky.social on Bluesky

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

07.11.2025 19:59 — 👍 10805    🔁 1610    💬 65    📌 47
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 29872    🔁 7871    💬 880    📌 515

NBC News: “These high-stakes poker games that catered to ‘whales’ were rigged. One player lost $7million dollars.”

I. Don’t. Give. A. Shit. I don’t want us bombing small boats, killing everyone on board, based upon hunches and vibes.

23.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump:

“I don't think we're going to necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country,’ Trump said during a briefing with homeland security officials.

‘We're going to kill them. They're going to be like, dead,’ he said.”

23.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Trump:

“I don't think we're going to necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country,’ Trump said during a briefing with homeland security officials.

‘We're going to kill them. They're going to be like, dead,’ he said.”

23.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I cannot adequately describe how little I care about the NBA/Mafia/illegal gambling story. Of all the news in the world, this is what commands attention?

With a media like this, who needs a media?

23.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The concept of the Rapture is fundamentally flawed because an Earth without religious nuts would be Heaven.

23.09.2025 15:03 — 👍 336    🔁 84    💬 15    📌 6

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

13.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 24732    🔁 4182    💬 549    📌 247
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Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.

This has nothing to do with safety. It’s about removing a marginalized group’s ability to themselves. And just declaring an entire group of people “mentally ill”
without any semblance of due process means that they can do it to anyone. And will.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...

04.09.2025 23:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.

Predicted this years ago.
They've been ginning up the propaganda to get their bigoted base to go a long with it.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...

04.09.2025 18:00 — 👍 114    🔁 35    💬 13    📌 17
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So watery, and yet there’s a smack of Hamm’s to it.

31.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

10.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 27330    🔁 5339    💬 411    📌 213
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Trump to Launch Private Health Tracking System With Tech Firms The announcement prompted immediate pushback from digital privacy experts.

If they think that I’m going to willingly give my healthcare information to “more than 60 tech and health care companies—including Amazon, Apple, Google, and OpenA . . .” then they can eat all of the shit. All 100% of it.

time.com/7306647/trum...

01.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and

Fuck this and fuck anyone who tries to justify it.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

26.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Haha 😂

25.07.2025 20:09 — 👍 3135    🔁 508    💬 71    📌 35
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The continued framing of poverty as some moral failing has done so much damage

22.07.2025 17:15 — 👍 84    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)

21.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 7209    🔁 731    💬 162    📌 71
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Leftist Who Actually Knows Stuff About Guns Suddenly Real Popular in Friend Group WeHo-based firearms enthusiast Dave Simpson recently saw a drastic uptick in popularity amongst his left-of-center friends.

thehardtimes.net/culture/left...

21.07.2025 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which day was your favorite? Best shows?

21.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listening to the first Motion City Soundtrack album for the first time in ages and I forgot just how GD good it is. Great lyrics, MOOGs, and catchy AF. Not a single dud. All bangers.

20.07.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? Like every parent, I want my kids to be safe. I know that for my young daughter and son to grow and thrive, they need to feel secure in their surroundings. But with the way people coddle their childre...

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? — theonion.com/if-i-take-a-...

18.07.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Reich citizenship will not be laid in the cradle of every one born in Germany, but will be ceremoniously conferred on him after he has shown himself worthy of it through special accomplishments, through loyal services to the State." NY Times, July 6, 1933.

12.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 13240    🔁 6468    💬 440    📌 528

i'm an accelerationist on the single issue of Trump trying to strip Rosie O'Donnell of her citizenship. it's important that this reaches the Supreme Court so that there's a clear historical marker of how stupid this country has become.

12.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 1852    🔁 178    💬 26    📌 6
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’ — theonion.com/ted-cruz-vac...

08.07.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. (Official Video)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. (Official Video)

Happy Fourth of July to those who still celebrate.

This is the most American song I can think of to post. And yes, I understand the lyrics. Which is why it still fucking hits so hard.

youtu.be/EPhWR4d3FJQ?...

05.07.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It really is. That’s what people should realize; shaming these reprobates doesn’t work because they have no shame. They simply do not care. That’s their super power. And the sooner everyone understand ls that, the somewhat better.

04.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feds move to distance Trump administration from Alligator Alcatraz In a court filing, the federal government says it has nothing to do with the state-run migrant detention center deep in the Everglades.

This is completely clears things up in a totally believable way.

www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

04.07.2025 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Modernization Theory: The Key to Understanding the GOP’s Hatred of the Middle Class Why Republicans want to destroy the hidden link between Middle Class wealth and democratic power…

open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...

02.07.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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