Heather

Yeah. I'm going to need to work up to that I think lol

I certainly hope I will

Tears of joy

Ever bought something on a whim and when it arrives it's vaguely unsettling? I have 😐

Yeah, im a silver vixen lol

Happy to wear a collar 😉

Yeah, I was the same. "Aye, can't be that good"... and it was

Yes I do. And I remember my mind being blown

Oooooh! Art!

I was. But I came back. Hiatus, I think is the word :)

Grey haired woman with back to camenra wearing black hold ups and a tight black PVC minidress

oh, hey. ̶M̶y̶ I'm back

You'd have to make the choice then lol

Oh, it was a hypothetical for a potential future night (if I'm lucky 😆)

A larger party

Oh, you know... hotel room activities you may not want everyone to know about 😉

Amazing! Well done x

It'll be interesting to see who's still active in DMs following this age verification malarkey

Wonder how many of my pals are actually 3 kids in a trenchcoat 🤔

lol! Wait 'till you see what you're packing

Not much else to do. Get one bar of mobile signal if we're lucky 😆

Yeah, i can put my fevered imaginings starring me in hyper-ideal form into a visual format...

Looka bit like my husband's. And that one has provided a lot of fun over the years so I think yours is pretty good lol

Big fan of this

OK. Now, how would I get "sorted out"?

The more you practice, the better you get. The better you get, the more you enjoy it. The more you enjoy it, the more you practice...

Your offer of help may be accepted depending on the quality of your suggestions lol

Dammit, that's two of you so far. What I'd give for some availability and a hotel room lol

Yeah, think I'm the one needing "used" 😂

I'm in a dirty, dirty mood and have no way of dealing with it 😢

True. And a harness thing too. Not out of the packet yet though