Moosey

watching the phrase "no ethical consumption under capitalism" lose value and meaning in real time as the world's smartest guys use it to justify watching professional wrestling

Not for nothing but I love the irony of the Indy wrestler saying "You shouldn't use entertainment products that support fascists" posted on social media owned by Elon musk

Hot take:
Wrestling fans only support women or are "progressive" when it's convenient to them. Then the moment one of them says or does something they don't like, the mask comes off.

Grizzly Smith gave them a run for their money but even he has his limits

a black cat jumping out of a bag that has a black Puma logo on it

Just as the prophecy foretold

This is going to turn into “no, I’m right, that other guy is wrong” between wrestling journalists and personalities instead of “here’s the facts about Brock and the sex traffic lawsuit” awfully quick, if it hasn’t already.

You’d think today also being the day Will Ospreay posted a picture with Rob Feinstein would signal to some either stopping putting so much stock into who these people are off TV or move on to something else if it’s just too much for you.

When fans swear they're boycotting raw because Brock Lesnar is back

Old shots of Kevin Smith at a gas station in huge wide-leg jorts

Can’t believe JNCO is doing a “Kevin Smith has great jeans” ad campaign

There is a compound word in Swedish for "moose accident"! "älgolycka" = älg (moose) + olycka (accident = unlucky = o + lycka).

Matt taibbi from when I was in grad school for finance and it felt like he made it make sense

I found stir fry all over my bedroom this morning.

I guess I was sleep woking.

The clues were always there.

For all my Star Trek and LEGO fans, the first picture has leaked out

Yes. I call it a poor man's big Mac but sometimes when I'm cash rich I get it on the dqpc

Bruce dern in the cowboys where he killed John Wayne

And they let you put big Mac sauce on the mcdouble for no charge

So meltzer predicted this finish but was surprised when moxley would win every show?

This is like on Quincy where they thought calling it heroin would be too edgy so they said someone suffered a codeine overdose

The ads don't bother me as much but I get it. I just wish there was another company that existed.

Sees WWE results, remembering promises I made to myself...

This is the worst custom jersey I've ever seen

Yeah his dad was a real sick fuck

I love dating ads that say "HWP" because at my height almost any weight would be proportional, but I know that's not what they mean.

Maybe it takes you ten seconds

Tbf you get community noted on Twitter more than usual

Now is the talking stage where all I have to do is land the plane which historically I'm a terrible pilot 😂

I love that headline and also your riff