Ayatollah Assahola

Pork shoulder steak but thanks for the vote of confidence

I'm late but instead of a thirst trap here's a hunger trap . I like cooking

Tempted to reply to this job application with " A family walks into a talent agency..."

And we pan the camera to reveal...

Choosing a PlayStation 5 over an Xbox One is my first Sony purchase in over twenty years if that's any indicator of how bad Microsoft screwed up my brand loyalty

Ha

Markwayne is the white equivalent of those racist limonjello and orangello jokes

My mom the nurse says that means you have significant stress from bacteria inflammation or tissue damage probably related to your toe

He has been replaced by Kristi Noem

No, my son is also named Markwayne

I would like to use my area of expertise here to contextualize Markwayne's undefeated MMA career. He beat a guy who entered the fight 1-0, then he beat a guy who was 1-8. His third win was beating that second guy again. That's it. That's the MMA career people love bringing up.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Kristi Noem spending the next month wondering where the hell Dean Ambrose is

he's probably towards the lower bound of competence you could expect from dudes named markwayne from oklahoma, several of whom have competently assistant managed small gas stations

It's almost big enough for my teddy bear frame and now I just have to fend off the cat from taking it over

I purchased a thing

Be okay bats

Happy birthday Scoobert

'he's not a nazi, he's just really fuckin stupid' isn't like, THAT much better.

My mom trained me at a young age to eat the black licorice flavored jelly beans and now I get them all to myself

Can I say something about the woman from The Advocates commercial without everybody getting mad?

Be well

Dick Vitale named me All American equipment manager for 2001-02

YouTube video by Booking The Territory WCW Sat Night on TBS Recap June 18, 1994! It's all about Hogan now but Flair cuts a great promo!

This week's YouTube early edition is out! We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from June 18, 1994! It's all about Hogan 🤦🏽‍♂️ but Flair ain't having it! Traylor is sworn in as an OFFICIAL Guardian Angel? That and tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts greatly appreciated!
youtu.be/wkJKa3PvXaI

Wasn't there a thing a couple years ago where they figured out an intelligence safe house bc of Fitbit Data tracking running routes being uploaded?

Mom's dad: army corps engineer

Dad's dad: don't know don't want to burn in hell

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

Yeah I was thinking about getting it from Costco because it's cheaper and I need to play college football again