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Ayatollah Assahola

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Kifflom. Kifflom brother brother.

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Now say we'll be greeted as liberators or that the oil from Iran will pay for the war itself.

01.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I died in something called "Operation Epic Fury" I'd want my parents to tell everyone it was an autoerotic asphyxiation accident

01.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 110    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0

get karl jobst on it

01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey man

01.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He probably thinks Ramadan is a budget hotel chain

01.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's time for that convention in Pittsburgh already?

01.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trade the rest of Congress for picks. Rebuild around Omar and Tlaib

01.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 116    🔁 21    💬 5    📌 0

Black History Month is over so now I can admit it....I miss Durag Vince McMahon

01.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A true poster

01.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 1553    🔁 310    💬 24    📌 13
from facebook, danhausen is the new shockmaster

from facebook, danhausen is the new shockmaster

from facebook, danhausen is the new shockmaster

01.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don't think it should count the same as someone who got shot or exploded when your son drives a tank into a river. Sounds like a skill issue to me.

01.03.2026 08:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it would have been hilarious if it was vince

01.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he did an award show in france and looks older and sounds different so people are saying he died and it's his body double taking over. seriously.

01.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't really have an opinion on Danhausen but he has an extremely low ceiling and a bottomless floor which is par for the course for a WWE comedy character

01.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jacob Fatu needs to win like yesterday

01.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call me crazy, but I do believe making money off predicting war is not only evil and gross, but should be added to the war crime list.

01.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 35    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0

Vince is back?

01.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
cartoon saying hurrah for pussy

cartoon saying hurrah for pussy

My mentions when I make a good post

01.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
01.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At last my Get Your War On books are relevant again.

28.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new display name

28.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not the same guy, you brick-brained clown. The one who came to power in 1979 died 10 years later in ‘89.

28.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 3053    🔁 499    💬 46    📌 47

Oh blow it out your ass.

28.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Epic Fury? more like epic fuckery.


smash that like and reskeet button for more top notch political analysis like this.

28.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

sorry about your dog

28.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 24675    🔁 8384    💬 265    📌 302

perhaps it had something to do with singing bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran as a joke

28.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Meghan McCain tweet (@MeghanMcCain) 

"Remember when every maga personality screamed at the top of their lungs that anyone with the last name McCain was a blood thirsty neocon warmonger who would bomb Iran and had no place in the Republican Party?

Yea I didn’t forget that either."

Meghan McCain tweet (@MeghanMcCain) "Remember when every maga personality screamed at the top of their lungs that anyone with the last name McCain was a blood thirsty neocon warmonger who would bomb Iran and had no place in the Republican Party? Yea I didn’t forget that either."

me: (going to bed after learning our government is again starting a starkly unjustifiable war of aggression that could have horrific consequences for the region and world) (I suddenly jolt awake) bah!!! how is John McCain's dumbest child handling this??

28.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 345    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 7

Time to update this classic Obama era joke for Trump

"What's the difference between an Iranian nuclear facility and an elementary school?

Don't ask me; I just fly the drone."

28.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah man the active duty folks in my MBA program were totally learning the wicked ideology of the toyota production system and supply chain logistics

27.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 9    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0