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@moosebigelow.bsky.social

An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.

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Ernest Goes to Coachella could’ve been a fucking vibe I tell you hwhat

07.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The CC goes right on top of the damn score and they aren't the only broadcast who does that and it annoys the hell out of me

07.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the steam one is a few hundred but I agree

07.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry we violated your rights and got Trump elected twice. Does $5 cover it? How about $5.30?

07.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy I love postseason baseball solely because every single manager develops galaxy brain

07.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Careful. You don't want to rub Knueppel the wrong way.

07.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a Taylor Swift Boat Veteran for Truth

06.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anytime you need something lmk

06.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fixed

06.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the documentary was better and if you saw that there is literally no reason to see this

06.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

despite never winning a championship, eventually all cfb threads become about Oregon

06.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to take a poll asking would you like to play in the super bowl even if the halftime act is en espanol and see the results

06.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

06.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2034    πŸ” 351    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

my favorite jersey spotted over the weekend at the ballpark was a Jesus Sucre jersey which was either a relative or Jesus himself

06.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe don’t think the way fraudsters think” is a very funny thing for a guy who made his money on daytime TV to say

06.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 874    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

waiting about six more months so i can say i went 12 years without posting on Something Awful before making my mediocre return

06.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bad mod: banning someone from your site

good mod: changing their settings so the page refreshes every 45 seconds

06.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fans of teams that won a DS game allowed in this treehouse only

06.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing when you consider that Bruno never did a single V Trigger in his entire career

06.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl?

06.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a Caucasian man with sandy blonde hair and a mustache with glasses on as well and the description reads "Bill Margold - Pornography Historian"  God bless him

A photo of a Caucasian man with sandy blonde hair and a mustache with glasses on as well and the description reads "Bill Margold - Pornography Historian" God bless him

05.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15

Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby

06.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drive.google.com/file/d/1zwmy...

06.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cat paw resting on a human hand asking it to stop posting on the internet

A cat paw resting on a human hand asking it to stop posting on the internet

hey girl could you

06.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A while back a HS friend group text started blowing up with variations of "Watch Hunting Wives with your wife, pronto" and I was bummed these dudes apparently need Netflix trash to get their wives to fuck them, then a month later three of them threw me out of the group for making Charlie Kirk jokes.

06.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NANTZ: β€œA minute left, Chiefs down six. These are the moments Mahomes lives for."

ROMO: β€œAbsolutely, Jim."

(Producer passes over a promo card)

NANTZ: β€œWill watching the rest of this game make your children trans? Stay tuned for a new ’60 MINUTES’ to find out."

06.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The fun thing they don't tell you about someone dying is how fun it is to have to cancel accounts. Heavily resisting urge to tell retention specialists "Well, he's fucking dead as a sack of hair so I don't think he'll be coming back, Phyllis"

06.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Baltimore has the worst PR of any city in America’: a culture critic on his home town, race, police and art Lawrence Burney’s new book, No Sense in Wishing, comes at a time when the US is facing a crackdown on cities, art, culture and education

He's so right about PR here and I mean from a ground level -- you can barely find out what's happening in the arts in Baltimore because the place is allergic to telling you when and where things are happening, very IYKYK. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

06.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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