Ayatollah Assahola

Happy birthday @legkicktko.bsky.social . You remind me of Dr Mel King from HBO's The Pitt

And I am glad I held off on my ps5 purchase. wtf?

Now people, we're all scared and horny.

Sometimes I have an awesome reference but then I remember not every conversation needs my input

'We’re scared.' Latin American players on edge as ICE tactics intensify Major League Baseball players and managers express fear and concern over increased immigration enforcement.

Apparently Eugenio Suarez had his citizenship application taken off the books because he's Venezuelan and his response was "it is what it is."

If you smell what The Riq is cooking

John Schneider reading all our posts about if we could get ten yards against an NFL defense in three tries

ebay.us/m/QuoOeO

Good

1970s ad: GUESS WHO'S BUILDING NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS. The Shah of Iran is sitting on top of one of the largest reservoirs of oil in the world. Yet he's building two nuclear plants and planning two more to provide electricity for his country. He knows the oil is running out - and time with it. But he wouldn't build the plants now if he doubted their safety. He'd wait. As many Americans want to do. The Shah knows that nuclear energy is not only economical, it has enjoyed a remarkable 30-year safety record. A record that was good enough for the citizens of Plymouth, Massachusetts, too. They've approved their second nuclear plant by a vote of almost 4 to 1. Which shows you don't have to go as far as Iran for an endorsement of nuclear power. NUCLEAR ENERGY. TODAY'S ANSWER.

Fun ad from the 70s

When you rebuild an NBA legend out of spare parts but his components remain fundamentally the same it's a Ship of Reggie Theus paradox

non so cosa mi renda così

China Man is not the preferred nomenclature

I know another country that made a big mistake choosing their leader .

If I could kick one fictional character's ass, easily I'd pick John boy Walton

Oh no wishing I could be there

People love to say "it's not that deep, bro", but like... we're living in a world where the domino effect of Something Awful moderator decisions has probably caused the deaths of millions of people. Sometimes it IS that deep.

when she's going to give her birthday present a woman disrobing and a guy seated saying he hopes it is a lego set

it me

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It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

Gallup Poll (3/5/26):

Do you approve of $8 gas

No: 99%
Yes: 1%

Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy

No: 46.6%
Yes: 38.9%
Unsure: 14.5%

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

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