Ayatollah Assahola

Was THE BRIDE! "good"? Do not ask me such banal questions. Did it have a scene where Frankenstein and The Bride dance maniacally and chew on wine glasses to "Puttin' On the Ritz"? Yes the fuck it did

Home Alone is the most successful movie about a trap house

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Frame #52950 from S05 -E25 - Tofu-629283

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

A mööse once bit my sïster

hey seattle pals

Guess KD isn't the only one with a burner @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social

Do you enjoy wrestling? Away from me, you beast. Your opinions are that of a horrid SLOB and I won’t hear anymore from you. Tut tut, out of my face *holds monocle up indignantly*

If you’re a former dem nominee and can’t understand how pro wrestling motivates audiences, presents moral judgements, and displays the social structure in front of you and behind the scenes … there are bigger issues here than liking the sport here, Pam.

If it's not real why did danhausen curse make me single

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

I'm tired of problem-solving. I'm only good at problem causing

Bonk

let me propose as an alternative: it is impossible to make a piece of art that right wingers will understand

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I don't even drink but I will

Twitter Jack didn’t even understand Twitter, why are people asking him about other stuff? (Yes I’m still bitter about being banned repeatedly)

Thank you for saying that

Come here and snuggle bb

Blowing the dust off my 2003 bumper sticker that says REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

Costco CEO says any tariff refunds it gets will flow back to members through 'lower prices and better values' Costco challenges the US government over IEEPA tariffs, with CEO Ron Vachris pledging to pass refund benefits to members.

Costco is now demanding that Trump pay them back for his tariffs so they can refund all of their customers.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.

*Gwen Stefani voice*

I want this cake for my next birthday