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Armored Teto

On the nature of darkness:

Wizard Car is so good.....

Page 19 of a pencil sketchbook. Panel 1 is a large view of the mechanitch, bending forward in the same bowing deference pose as on the previous page - hair hanging over awkward-expression face with tense eyebrows and half-closed visible eye, holding the scroll tube in her lap with both hands. Clouds are visible behind her. Along the bottom of the panel, four different poses of the wizard are visible in increasing degrees of awkwardness, including running her hand over the back of her head, and otherwise pointing for emphasis. The wizard says, in a winding series of text boxes: "okay -" "i... hm." "where do i..." "ok." "i know i'm abrasive." "my first husband made that clear." "and i get... carried away." "the staff thing was stupid." (with emphasis on the "was") "you were never in danger, i'm a good aim." "but you had no way of knowing." Panel 2 is just the wizard in silhouette, slightly leaning forward, completely isolated. She says, as an extension of the above dialogue: "so." "i get it."

Turnabout is apparently fair play as "wizard car" barrels on... (19/?)

LEGO model of "SA-55 Auto Dragoon", a red mech inspired after multiple elements from the Sonic series. In this image, it is aiming a six-barreled laser at Rouge the Bat, who is holding a yellow Chaos Emerald.

LEGO model of "SA-55 Auto Dragoon", a red mech inspired after multiple elements from the Sonic series. This image is a close-up - it is holding a yellow Chaos Emerald in its 6-barreled laser "hand", and Cubot is sitting in its collar, going for a ride.

LEGO model of "SA-55 Auto Dragoon", a red mech inspired after multiple elements from the Sonic series. In this image, it is in an action pose, holding in its claw hand Rouge the Bat - who is in turn holding a yellow Chaos Emerald - looking threateningly off-screen at an unknown threat (because the Sonic Adventure antagonist Chaos 0 does not have an official LEGO minifigure yet).

LEGO model of "SA-55 Auto Dragoon", a red mech inspired after multiple elements from the Sonic series. In this image, it is in a wide crouch, staring down at Cubot through twists of its articulated neck. Cubot is looking up and raising their hand. "Why don't I have a cool LEGO body this time?", it seems to say.

Turned LEGO set 77005 into @the-hydroxian.bsky.social's "SA-55 Auto Dragoon" (orbot if he had swag). Always adored this design

TheMoaningCloseUpMagician

cuck magician (not papa roach, being upfront about this) who fucks up a card trick then has a bigger and hotter magician do it really good instead while he moans

a cuck stage magician who saws his assistant (wife) in half:
FUCK MY WIFE IN TWO PIECES oh fuck if orgot to mention the maguiicians name is papa roauch

Never forget this

the tension between a fakemon artist and the humble Pokémon Presents

quick doodle

Full body drawing of Patches, a living doll dressed as a jester, who is balancing a knife on her knife. They give a bit of an empty haunted smile as they look into the viewer. They got a huge two-prong hat that flies behind them. Purple and green in color scheming.

Behold, Patches the jester! They have a trick or two to their sleeves.

#commission | #Patches | #myart

another robot girl

Guy who sits on a stone chair in the middle of his stone kitchen watching stone tikroks on his stone (stone phone)

Transformers Legacy United Deluxe Optimus Prime combined with War for Cybertron Earthrise Centurion

Transformers Legacy United Deluxe Optimus Prime combined with War for Cybertron Siege Sixgun

CENTURY CANNON / SIX GLIDER
#transformers #toyphotography

People’s opinions on my cat

Page 18 of a pencil sketchbook. Panel 1: An upside down silhouette of the wizard looms over the point of view. The sun is radiating out from behind her head, and clouds drift in the sky. She says, hesitantly: "..." and "...heya." in two different speech bubbles. Panel 2: the mechanitch is drawn quite small and in low detail, with a look of pure panic on her face and tiny beads of sweat on her face. The symbols from previous pages exist to the left and right of her; the circle with vertical lines says "FUUUUUUUCK we disassociated on the JOB Fuck Fuck Fuck Fu" and the 7-pointed star with horizontal lines says "oh gods sorry I didn't mean to get us in trouble--". Panel 3: The mechanitch suddenly jumps upright and mouth wide open, spooking the wizard backwards with her hands raised. You can't see either eye In the normal view, but in the wizard's sunglasses you can see the mechanitch spooked in stereo, with one eye as a X. She is panicking, saying "SORRY -- I - w - th - I just needed a moment - PLEASE don't mention this to anyone else!!" Panel 4: A far shot of the mechanitch bending over in an overly polite bow to the wizard. She has sweat drops coming off her and is saying "sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry ..." trailing off into nothing. The wizard also says nothing.

Another single page update for "wizard car"... set aside yesterday for sketching but it turned out to be a bad day for anything (18/?)

A fight scene of various Transformers toys. In the foreground is Age of the Primes Blast Off (customised with additional paint and a custom Slingshot-based head calling back to his Combiner Wars/Til All Are One design - the original head is in the image on the ground in front, painted), being stabbed in the chest by Studio Series 86 Arcee (using the blue flaming swords from Thrilling 30 Arcee), bringing to mind an event IDW Blast Off once complained about. At Arcee's feet is a customised 86 Ravage, while behind Blast Off is AOTP Vortex, with additional stickered detail of purple, gold, and red on his shoulders and biceps. Behind the immediate fight scene is 86 Soundwave, with some additional paint on their torso, and holding 86 Buzzsaw on their arm. Behind Soundwave is AOTP Armada Nemesis Prime on the Legacy Armada Optimus Prime trailer legs, and the knockoff pink-haired Kasane Teto plush.

Playing touys

If Flintstones had a Frankenstein (Flintenstein) the subtitle would be "A Prometheus, a new thing I just made up". By Mary Shaley

If Flintstones had a Frankenstein (Flintenstein) the subtitle would be "A Prometheus, a new thing I just made up". By Mary Shaley

A Little

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

Page 17 of a pencil sketchbook. There are few panels, just a number of images floating in the void. At the top: A seven-pointed star, horizontally lined, and a circle, vertically lined. These match the shapes seen on the previous page. The star is speaking in speech bubbles with only horizontal edges: "You're too forgiving." The circle speaks in speech bubbles with only vertical lines: "I-- that's NOT what I meant!" As the text travels down the page, we can see a number of thumbtacks floating in otherwise blank areas. Circle continues: "I mean that... she's clearly worried about giving a good impression," - interrupted by star, "She pointed a STAFF at us." "Granted!" replies circle. Below that is three panels resembling events on previous pages, each held in place by thumbtacks. One thumbtack holds the first panel, of the crow-like hood ornament of the Corvone Stellesta, as seen on page 3. Under it, circle says "But she matched our energy about the hunk of junk I'd be working on,". Panel 2, two thumbtacks: A close-up of Pituccia's face, as seen on page 7 - but with one glistening, glassy eye open, and her articulated mouth resolved into a smile. Circle continues "listened to every word about our favourite Deime,". Panel 3, three thumbtacks. A focus on the summoning circle the wizard's magic made on page 13/14. Circle continues, "and wanted to make it right." At the bottom of the page is a strong close up of the mechanitch's face. The tension in her brow has relieved compared to page 15, but there's a small tear in the corner of her eye, slightly open, and a slight flush to her cheek. Circle concludes "Well-intentioned and terrible at communication..." The idea is completed in the following bubble with slightly-disjoint/gappy vertical and horizontal edges, representing star and circle doing their level best to work together: "We know all about that.", with underline for emphasis on "that".

Another one page update as I've got a stinkin cold. Let's review the evidence in today's "wizard car". (17/?)

@sameasiteverwoz.bsky.social it's TRUE

REAL

“If desire is repressed, it is because every position of desire, no matter how small, is capable of calling into question the established order of a society.” - Gilles Deleuze and Félix Guattari, Anti-Oedipus “Oh, fuck. What the fuck? I’m not even supposed to be here. Hope I don’t jack off.” - Bozo the Clown, bozo dubbed over

opened an untitled document from mid-2020 and what the fuck was this even going to be for

#borzoi

Page 15 of a pencil sketchbook. Panel 1: The mechanitch is pinching the bridge of her nose to try and ground herself in the intensity of her response. The wizard, off-screen, says "sorry. i-- hold that thought." as the gunstaff (also off-screen) continues to ring like a telephone. Sparkles gently waft out of the scroll tube. Panel 2: The mechanitch has had enough, and sets herself falling backwards. Meanwhile, the ringing suddenly becomes a klik, then a new voice is introduced. It says "Hello~! Cavalier Occulting Inventory Speaking!" Panel 3: A large from-above view of the mechanitch hitting the ground on her back with a WHUMP, clutching the scroll tube in both hands. Her hair is a mess and there is tension in her brow. She is slowly tuning out the conversation taking place nearby, with the speech bubbles becoming darker and darker shaded, and obstructed by her elbow - but the dialogue that *can* be read goes like this: The wizard leads, saying "hey, this is Mg. erstwham." In response: "Aggie! Hii! What Can I Do You For?" "-fraid it's another long distance, mikh. can you charge a writing desk to my corporate account?" "Of Course Dear! Please Hold!"

Page 16 of a pencil sketchbook. There are no borders to the panels - this is a largely cerebral, isolating, and contemplative page. The first visual on the page is the mechanitch lying on her back in the same pose as the previous page, right next to her bag and the front bumper of the epynomous wizard's car. There are two apparent conversations - one between the wizard and the staff, which has speech bubbles entirely shaded in black with no visible text content, and another with a pair of strange speech bubbles which are similar to the mechanitch's. The first speaker has only the vertical sides and corners of the bubble, and says "Hey, sweetheart. You there?" After a beat, the second speaker remarks "...hey." in a speech bubble with only horizontal sides and corners. First: "You holding up okay?" Second: "What do you think?" with emphasis on the "you". First: "I mean." (beat) "I can feel this tension. But I'm asking you." The second visual is a silhoutte, again from above, of the mechanitch in the same pose. In her head is a bold-edged circle in a vortex, patterned with vertical lines. In the location hearts are generally placed in fiction, off-center in her chest, is a bold-edged seven-pointed star, inside a squiggle, patterned with horizontal lines. The conversation continues, starting with Second, who cascades into "...bad. bad bad bad bad b", with the bads becoming sketchier with each repeat. First interrupts with "Yeah." After a beat, "Feel what you need to." This is IMMEDIATELY followed by a horizontal-edged speech bubble overflowing with genuinely chaotic squiggles. Imagine a bad sensory experience - asemic speech, pure noise. First's only response is another "Yeah." After a moment, First follows up with "She's not all bad." THIS breaks the squiggle - the line leads into an only slightly messy horizontal-edged bubble saying "she's not?" First responds, "Couldn't you tell? She wanted to make us laugh." Second only hesitates with a "..." in turn.

More "wizard car". A moment of invited introspection... (16/?)

in the neopets tabletop roleplaying game you can kill level 4 bandits to steal their magic bracelet that their boss doesn't even want cause its too faggy

friend tried to send me nsfw art in the middle of zeztz