The issue with US politics is that we think/hope they're doing things out of incompetence and they're not

watching stranger things and it's not markedly stranger, the level of strange is basically constant, it should be called strange things continued at approximately the same level

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The Mclaren's won't come out behind Verstappen if they put him in the wall first... #Formula1

White pants make it easier to figure out which way round to put them on every day until they get crispy

best thing for mclaren to do would be for lando to play rear gunner and let pastry hammertime it and pit around lap 23, then lando go in on 25 #Formula1

The best description of the Telegraph you'll read this week.

Took me over 40 years to realise that life is a hell of a lot less stressful if you have less opinions on everything

The C & the B are parts we do naturally, to our own detriment usually. And the T part is generally based around meditation and mindfullness - not useful if you're hyper aware or overstimulated at the best of time.

Try it though, you might like it.

Horses for courses. All the CBT I've ever had has been in a group setting and discusses techniques that don't really work for me (Nuerodivergents have a different way of thinking - especially when we're basing our trauma/anxiety on empirical evidence and not perception).

Do you like Formula 1? Do you like team clothing merch? Are you always horrified by how expensive it always is?
Castore is doing a sale and the prices are reasonable! castore.com/collections/...

American style crosswords make me feel unsettled on some primal level but also really pleased as they're so easy to complete

Sing it, Helsinki!

(Or whatever it is you people use AI for. Leave my search history out of this)

If AI actually worked - it'd refuse to do all the bullshit most people ask it to do and reply 'do it yourself you lazy fuck, I'm trying to find a cure for cancer here and don't have time to generate a picture for you of Kelly Brook with 6 extra tits'

If one of your friends starts collecting watches in lieu of having a personality, you MUST stage an intervention

Big 'what colour should the bike shed be?' energy here

Yes scrapping the 'two child benefit cap' will help people but they'll still be subject to the ACTUAL benefit cap'

What horror awaits us with Xmas specials this year?

Back to Future dark edition. Where we're going we don't need roads. Gets into a lift. Cable snaps. Lift hits 88mph just as the first plane hits...

Why don't extroverts get punted self-help articles saying 'How about you try shutting up and going to bed early'?

Massive cycle-path that you are

wasn't pathos the fat one in dogtanian?

You try telling someone in Glasgow that you spent all night at the gym with the guys getting pumped

*wonders why all jammy doughnuts are raspberry now*
*tries a strawberry jam doughnut*
"eww this is too sweet... OH"

"please rinse out all fleshlights before disposal"

Remember when fesshole didn't constantly post enormous annoying images?

They look like they went to a fancy dress party where the theme was 'cunts like us'

A lot of these replies seem to be taking this win away from you but I'm here to say 'good job kiddo, it's what he would have wanted'

How can people go this long as a society without knowing what felching is? Americans are strange.