Der Hase

Me waiting on my background check so I can start work again.

Only dogs and dolphins understand

Update on my ongoing fight with FedEx. First off: this has been an ongoing feud between me and the company. They constantly mess up our deliveries. Second off: checked my security camera footage AND NO FEDEX TRUCK CAME.

I'm gonna fight my fedex driver. "We tried to deliver... blah blah blah"

A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock

B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.

Heels nails blade mascara....

Fair enough lol

Weed dispo in front of my house does a free preroll lol

Look up some make up tutorials on YouTube ^_^

In a park setting, someone in a Grimace costume lifts a small child. The child’s head is in Grimace’s mouth.

It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.

Mind goblins

Sam n I were talking. Why is everything that is perceived as "adult" or "for adults" is so bland and boring. Where is the whimsy???? ofc you can go around with a t-shirt with your character on it

Air Bud Returns...

FROM THE DEAD.

After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.

WITH YOUR SKULLS

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Saw Air Bud trending and immediately got worried that he’d passed too

Injured kitty update:

Vet tech where we brought her in is adopting her. I would have liked to keep her but we can't take on another animal. They're all hopeful she'll live after fixing her up as best as she can be. Also a bunch of ppl donated and paid for her vet bill for today

This is not the rescued injured cat lol this is my idiot cat from the same mother from *last* year.

Kimten

Cats out here breaking my fucking heart and soul. Poor kitten we just saved has a bad neck wound. Not actively bleeding and he's had it a few days. I'll spare photos because its bad and id need to put a TW on. Poor thing.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie... time to read LOTR again

If you ever wanna know the difference between a migraine and a headache, drive a railroad spike in your skull. That's a migraine. Headache is a slight head bump by comparison.

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Obsessed with #kpopdemonhunters now. So many dorky lines and so well written.

digital painting of derpy tiger and bird

the best character in #kpopdemonhunters !! (for me!)

This is Kate. She loves nothing more than swimming in the pool. Except possibly swimming in circles in the pool. 13/10 (TT: evanthebright)

So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!

So it can slow it BUT facial hair grows faster than normal body hair. And its not a true slow down. What nair and other products like it do is dissolve the root allowing you to wipe it off. So the real slow down is the follicle regenerating the root and not just the top part of the hair itself

It should be illegal for Dr's offices to use call centers when the office is open. 🫩

Its me. I'm the slut for yorks.

Ooof yeah might have an allergy. It is extremely harsh.

The problem with waxing is youd have to grow out the hair a bit for it to cling to it well enough. Quarter of an inch or longer is typically best (although if you go to a waxing salon they could tell you for sure)