Alison Flower

Who's Eylon Levy? Should I have heard of him?

I meant to reply to Doctor of Music

Or give him a colonic irrigation with her plunger

She isn't even in the Cabinet and the Mail is still stalking her

It's time that everyone stopped stocking it. It might concentrate their minds if nobody read it, the print edition at least.

It should have been closed down in 1934.

Indeed he was. I believe he's still her stalker in chief as whenever there's talk of her return he makes up some story about her.

Why does the Mail think reporting what Farage says is journalism? They're British citizens obviously and would have had a poll card. What can be done to sanction the Mail, they're not a newspaper, they are basically a Reform/Tory propaganda sheet?

When will you get it into your thick heads, DM and realise that Farage is a sore loser crybaby like his idol, Trump instead of always amplifying his lies?

I think it's a possibility, he's desperate enough.

The last time 'sectarian' was referred to regularly was during the 'Troubles'

Reform aren't even the official opposition even though they seem to have deluded themselves they are. Just get over your Farage crush, Kuensberg and start doing your job.

Does Harmsworth have any journalistic background or can anyone own a newspaper if they've got enough money?

They seem to be permanently in their alternative universe with opposite views to most normal people.

It's been a habit of theirs recently to report what Badenoch and Farage say about anything. It's shitstirring and not relevant. They're the enemy of the people when they constantly platform a traitor who doesn't act in the country's best interest.

I can't understand Mahmood's attitude, it's perverse or at least stubborn.

The woman looks like she just swallowed a wasp.

This is what I posted this morning, the Excrement have started already.

Is Danny Kruger married or attached? I'm not interested, I was just wondering why he's interested in the sexual economy or is he just not getting any.

I'd been hoping that after McSweeney went Sir Keir would have moved back leftwards but while Mahmood is still Home Sec and seems not to want to tone down her Reform type rhetoric re immigration he doesn't appear to be.

Starmer needs to sack Mahmood. You'd have thought that after Thursday's by-election defeat they would have realised that. But Mahmood is Glasman's protege and Blue Labour.

This is a nasty misogynistic piece in the Excrement from somebody called Paul Baldwin about Hannah Spencer saying all sorts like thick and dim. If you're a plumber you're not thick. A thoroughly nasty op Ed.

Badenough should have on her headstone 'if he had any backbone he should sack him/her.

I was checking my phone from 3.10 this morning every hour to wait for the result and was able to sleep when I saw that the Greens won and Reform were knocked out of the park.

Yes, Farage is a clone of Trump and anything Trump does Farage copies and this is straight out of Trump's playbook. They just can't accept defeat. Farage would never have respected the Referendum result if the UK had voted to remain in the EU.

Deputy Chief Inspector? Doesn't she mean Detective Chief Inspector?

I did as well, but it's real. It's hard to tell with so much nonsense in Heath's head.

Didn't he say the other day there'd be a civil war if Reform didn't win?

Exactly this which I've been saying for ages, it's no good trying to appease the right because they'll never be satisfied.

I thought it was the headline generator tool at first, then realised it was real.