Sandy Ericsson

Hope the shutdown ends soon

Of course MyFitnessPal is fucking down on the day I want to adjust a bunch of stuff with my diet

This one is a big clue, but somewhere only in print there is a photo of me at age 3 or 4 wearing all of my grandma’s necklaces at once at a family Christmas

I’m like, ginger-adjacent and have definitely found a lot of mutual attraction with some really hot Latino and Brazilian guys

It’s my Friday, going to the Lynx game, and the bus back to my house was recently enhanced and runs every 30m as late as 12:15. (It used to be like hourly in the evening and end at 10 PM.) So I get to actually go out and be social after the game for once!

It’s the inverse Mona Lisa like that

Same, I think it goes in cycles

Why can’t I have two Tina Smiths instead

I only recognize one of these four but I’ve seen it several times

Get out of my dreams! (🎵 and make room for my car 🎵)

Same! One of my bar coworkers even got me a big tattoo shop gift card for Christmas and I haven’t cashed it in yet. The problem is I have too many ideas and don’t even know where to start.

Point being, somehow O’Hare is easier to breach than the private jet airport in St Paul…

Reminds me of the time someone working at an airport FBO inside the security perimeter ordered a package that I was supposed to deliver and gave no instructions on how I was supposed to get inside the perimeter and didn’t answer the phone when I tried calling.

When I went to see it in the theater when I was 10, I remember being really annoyed that they had to cram some irrelevant fictional love story in there.

I noticed this when I had to go through LA on my way to SD last month. Had to buy a Tap card from the machine for an extra $2 or whatever. Then when I got to SD I could just use Apple Pay for everything. Only dumb thing there is that a bus transfer wasn’t free for some reason.

Working at a gay bar with TouchTunes…

Big if true

It’s not a real billboard experience unless there’s an Angelyne one

Probably crop

Does anybody else jokingly refer to Discord in your internal monologue as “Disco Road” or just me?

On my way to San Diego for my bday trip. First time there. A very multi-modal trip involving public transit in MPLS, a flight to LAX, public transit in LA, Amtrak to SD, and public transit in SD. Because Sun Country axed my original MSP-SAN flight 🙄

OOGA-CHAKA OOGA OOGA
OOGA-CHAKA OOGA OOGA

I always check a bag. I won’t book flights that are too early or late to take transit. I always get a window seat on the side away from the sun and one where the window is aligned properly, and will pay extra for this if needed. If it’s a road trip instead I always know where my breaks will be.

I do the same thing lol

If only I could use this type of planning in other aspects of my life

Liz Cheney is listed with the wrong state (says Wis., should say Wyo.)

RHOC

A diagram from the Wikipedia article for The Real Housewives of Orange County, that indicates which cast members have been "main," "guest," "friend," or absent for a particular season, illustrating frequent cast changes and the fact that there has even been one season where none of the original cast members appeared. Used here to make fun of a supposed gay polycule that has been around for so long that none of the original members remain part of it.

The evolution of a typical long-running gay polycule:

Oh t-shirt season is gonna be flattering this year

Lean Cuisine out here having more ingredients than Calories