HydroponicCaravan

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

I've sent my top man for the job

“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.

Screenshot from original Gundam. Two Zeon dudes are in a plane on Earth. One is speaking: "This is Hot Dog patrol! Enemy fighter sighted!"

"Having a badass call-sign is very important. What's yours?"
"Uh..."

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 42 - Space Fortress A Baoa Qu
17:43.357

The "Staying Asheep" sheep-counting minigame in WarioWare: Twisted has no maximum speed limit. A theoretical player with superhuman reflexes can make the sheep go increasingly faster indefinitely.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

'can you explain the gap in your resume?'

The fallen leaves tell a story. The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Mar-

@drilmagic.bsky.social

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo

Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom / NES / Tecmo / 1991

a water color drawing of a saxophonist wearing the all knowing armor playing saxophone at a cliff overlooking nokron the eternal city from elden ring

sax solos at the eternal city

#AGDQ2025

Doomsday: i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace

My haters have become my waiters at the table of success. The service is absolutely awful. They pretend not to hear me and physically turn their heads when I wave. They clearly haven't put the order through. When I ordered the guy was clearly doodling instead of writing down my order. No waters.

Two kids are trapped in a darkened hjouse with no windows. One says "damn bro, looks like we got skinamarkinked." The other brother asks "how are we gonna get out of this one?" Suddenly the Kook Aid man bursts through a wall and says "OH YEAH!!!" He extends his hand and says "come with me if you want to live." The brothers seem delighted.

passing around the RGB LED candles at gamer church during Silent Night

Call to Mind: stop for a moment and think about the most realistic Vagina youve ever seen in your life...

*outside the manger*
wife: Dave, their infant is holy, don't say anything weird
3 mins later: ooh, he looks so tender
wife: jesus Christ, Dave
Dave: ...and ...mild?

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

Terraria

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Trusty Companion: i call evbery four-legged animal I see a dog and I am correct more often than not so I will never stop

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