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Is Trump panicking about the files? Idk maybe but he (& all’em) know full well they will never see any consequences.
So stop fucking calling brown peoples’ deaths a “distraction” & either hyperfixate on the files somewhere else or learn to hold multiple horrors in ur head at once

Please stop devaluing MENASA lives by saying everything is “a distraction from the Epstein files” bc these mfs been beating the war drums throughout the middle east my whole mf life & beyond.

Oh they got me FUCKED UP bc not fuckin Sean moving to Tejas (admittedly rightfully so- bc it’s to be w his amazing future wife whomst i adore, like iaint even mad i just sad bc ya bitch needs bestie to roll god tiered joints then beat scary or hard vidya game levels for me).

Isn’t it interesting that the only songs the IOF can muster is an American song from America. What, u don’t have a Hebrew song from before your fake nation was created by & for white European ashkis? You mean there’s no culture u have before 1948? Fascinating. Do go on, Fuckowsky.

GF playing the new Pokemon “there’s like… a watery rocky hole??”
Me “that sounds like a Blue Hole & that goes against my religion”
GF “What?? Shia??”
Me “no no the other one, Thalassophobia”

One of my neighbors plays or practices guitar nightly & it’s so so pleasant & I’ve become so accustomed to vibing to it while high that I find myself relocating to the living room around when I know they’re playing & kinda zoning out 🥰

I asked my friend (a huge ASOIAF fan) who most deserved to sit in the iron throne like 3 minutes ago & she still typing lmfao i rly do have the perfect group of friends.

I miss when ragebait was “backstreet boys are better than the beatles” or “I only eat pizza with old bay & crabs on it””

& not “women shouldn’t be allowed to vote” or “teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to have bedroom doors”

He was so fucking smug & condescending. Like ok dude name one film u like & respect. Bc some ppl “like movies” but don’t actually Like Movies, does that make sense?

TBT me detoxing off methadone & thinking cinema sins was gonna be actual cool info & actual plotholes & it’s just an overglorified reddit mod type from fuckin towson counting “this thing that gets explained one scene later is a plothole bc it’s not explained yet” & “u can see a coffee mug” as sins

SEAN JUST TOLD ME THE CINEMA SINS GUY IS FROM MARYLAND??? We don’t claim him.

Not facebook having my ex wife under “people you may know” yeah i guess we’ve met once or twice.

Aw man.
I just got in bed & SUDDENLY im Violently craving mac & cheese. LIKE?? RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS SECOND? AT ALMOST 3AM? Girl shut up & go to bed.

Oh my GODDDDD i love my gf so much. I’ll be giggling uncontrollably trying to explain a communist meme i just saw to her & im like “aahhh I’m sorry im so Annoying” & she’s just like “nooo I love hearing you laugh like that” 😭🥰💜

Gf “the cat wants to decide his own course of action it’s not my fault he’s wrong”
Me “me to other communists what don’t read Lenin”

this guy in this video keeps pronouncing Illinois with a hard S and it is very distracting 😭

I'm thinking about how much they all belong in The Hague.

I apologize for getting really horny and Posting About It. It will happen again, but I’m still sorry about it.

My hottest take is that onions should ALWAYS only be an “opt-in” option.

the united states is evil and must be stopped in order for humanity to survive

“You should tell your little twitter friends that ur Bonnibel & I’m Marceline, bc ur political & intelligent and I never want to go out in the daylight” -my gf💀💀💀

Like the entire thing- his entire arc- has been exactly to form idk whomt he THINKS he’s fooling but. 💀💀💀

U can totally tell he’s one of those people what thinks religion is a *get out of Allegations scot free* card.

Im so Annoying, i just turned off the lamp on my nightstand & said out loud to nobody & with hearts in my eyes “ahhh, darkness” i might of not dressed in proper goth attire in almost 15 years, but on GOD me & my colorful jock attire are still & always goth at heart 🥰

Russell Brand wants to be in the Elite club so bad. Joke’s on you, big dawg, u just a Christian (derogatory) lmfao. Dork.

Me every time i get gently criticized

I should have better taste than Eminem always being in my Spotify top 5 but alas. I am stupit.

Curious about whether the rampant ableism & the rampant antiblackness in the latest discourse has materially benefited anyone involved.

No? Incredible!
Well nevertheless, Let’s All Go Be Our Worst Selves then. Nuance is for the birds.

Curious about whether the rampant ableism & the rampant antiblackness in the latest discourse has materially benefited anyone involved.

No? Incredible!
Well nevertheless, Let’s All Go Be Our Worst Selves then. Nuance is for the birds.