Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻

Like the entire thing- his entire arc- has been exactly to form idk whomt he THINKS he’s fooling but. 💀💀💀

U can totally tell he’s one of those people what thinks religion is a *get out of Allegations scot free* card.

Im so Annoying, i just turned off the lamp on my nightstand & said out loud to nobody & with hearts in my eyes “ahhh, darkness” i might of not dressed in proper goth attire in almost 15 years, but on GOD me & my colorful jock attire are still & always goth at heart 🥰

Russell Brand wants to be in the Elite club so bad. Joke’s on you, big dawg, u just a Christian (derogatory) lmfao. Dork.

Me every time i get gently criticized

I should have better taste than Eminem always being in my Spotify top 5 but alas. I am stupit.

Curious about whether the rampant ableism & the rampant antiblackness in the latest discourse has materially benefited anyone involved.

No? Incredible!
Well nevertheless, Let’s All Go Be Our Worst Selves then. Nuance is for the birds.

Curious about whether the rampant ableism & the rampant antiblackness in the latest discourse has materially benefited anyone involved.

No? Incredible!
Well nevertheless, Let’s All Go Be Our Worst Selves then. Nuance is for the birds.

waht do u Mean I can’t say “but im Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons” in court??? I need a better lawyer what UNDERSTANDS me.

O no i had one (1) hiccup time to spiral & be unhinged about it.

I WAS LIKE!?!?!?! Ok well very specific ppl are not allowed to be happy in this fuckass world huh 😭😭😭

Gf “so he’s on a boat &”
Me “WHAT KIND OF BOAT?”
Gf “huh?”
Me “wat?”
Gf “HUH”
Me “oh im speaking as someone what fucks boats, do go on”
Gf
Me
Gf “so he’s on a boat &”

Me & my gf both realizing that in this universe she can’t be bi & i can’t have my sexuality be “lesbian & inclusive of boats bc all boats are girls”.

My gf & i are watching The Lobster for date night & what a horrifying world, u can’t be bisexual OR have ur shoe size be 8 1/2.

But we would both totally go get turned in to kitty cats together like on principle.

richard scarry lowly worm in his apple car. a cute worm in a green hat and bowtie happily drives a car made out of a hollowed out apple with four wheels and leaf on top.

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

I went to open a bag of potato chips & it exploded. Even the potatoes, my favoritest thing on earth, have turned against me smh.

“So you’re basically saying…”
I’m BASICALLY saying exactly what the fuck i just said. You attributing extra intentions to that is 100% on you. I cant stand the way u mfs argue.

OH MY GOD bruh. when i was in HS & obsessed w Kurt Cobain, every time I stretched I’d be like “ohhh kurt” & my youngest brother kinda picked it up & ig said it his whole life so much he got my nephew saying it, im fuckin DEAD- who says u can’t leave ur mark if u don’t have kids💀

Ahh yes, dave the diver, which takes place entirely in a blue hole when blue holes go against my personal beliefs as a Thalassophobic Schizophrenic what has a specific severe phobia of sinkholes & blue holes.

I am personally being singled out & persecuted by Big Ocean

(I mean about real world shit, not ASOIAF which i will always discuss online AND offline)

Sometimes i have to sit down at my table & just work out my thoughts & feelings out loud to nobody but my cat (who yes, DOES judge me but only bc he’s a cat).

I have been finding this infinitely more useful & therapeutic than doing so online.

Me lounging on a couch with my Game Of Thrones book & my cat

Today’s plans

Im really glad the books I got have a full appendix of who’s who in the back because yeah i’ve heard it gets really convoluted over time!

Oh as an anne rice fan ive slogged through 3 page descriptions of Lestat’s drapes, a page of good food would at least remind me to eat 😂😂😂

I started reading Game Of Thrones last night & i was all anxious because I was worried GRRM’s writing would be super dense like Tolkien, but actually I was able to super easily completely slip in to that world.

My friend txt me like “Haramadan mubarak” im fuckin dead😂😂😂😂

(Which BY THE WAY blease clap bc aside from the superbowl which doesn’t count bc the SSEEEAAHHHAAWWWKKSS of it all, i havent even did coke in 11 months that’s which is actually a record, WHERES MY PARADE)

me talking about cocaine

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

we’ve all been there