Great Depression (nightcore remix)

for those of you unfamiliar with Lucifer's corporate presence on earth: Oracle lawyers use the courts in roughly the same way an artillery commander might use a W82 tactical nuclear warhead

if there's any moles in the federal government they should see if they can get Trump to demand that agencies be allowed to violate Oracle products' licensing terms next lol

the terrifying moment when a nontrivial c++ commit builds and tests all pass first try

Labour is OUTRAGED that the English working class turns out not to be an extremely racist monolith, how DARE they

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

It's literally the dril tweet lol

I like how this post has just brought back out everyone's assumption that you can't possibly not be Catholic lol

This is like saying that Lincoln's use of the Union army and various war powers validated the secessionists and the slave power

the tl yet again trying to gaslight me into believing"england" is a real place

my man getting ready to suffer 350,000 casualties and 2000 tanks + 500 aircraft destroyed invading...I guess Nepal?

Chinese gamer banter is on a level we can't even hope to compete with

cops are pathetic little crybullies, it's basically in the job description

but if we defund the police who will have a week-long public meltdown because they were so terrified by some snowballs being thrown

If I had to pick an aspiration in life I think it'd be to someday write something like 10% as good as that or the Measurehead "the past is made of static images...[the present] is a living organism" line

[Seeing someone being obnoxious in somebody else's replies because they dared to enjoy something despite Events] IN DARK TIMES, SHOULD THE STARS ALSO GO OUT?

how does disco elysium have so many different lines from so many different characters all going this fucking hard

orange cat in a paper back with its head sticking out

low poly cat with an HD head

Trump claims he'll make data centers pay for their own power supply

Another win for "the president is dumb enough that you can usually get him to leave you alone by promising to do things you already do"

Yeah it's such a bizarre hill to die on. Like the Christmas -> holidays change makes sense given that Christmas has a totally different cultural context in Japan, but you can at least make a case against it w/o sounding weird. This is just, like...do they not understand how fucking weird they sound?

they're very normal people who understand Valentine's Day in incredibly normal ways

give the C to someone who deserves it imo

From the DetroitRedWings community on Reddit: McLellan on Larkin's status Posted by qcpuckhead - 263 votes and 615 comments

Red Wings fans are finally truly turning on Larkin god bless

www.reddit.com/r/DetroitRed...

weebs were a mistake and must be destroyed

A post by some creep on Reddit: "So if my understanding is correct localisation teams tend to have some level of independence, mostly because the developers don't speak English and can't check. They trust the team will do a good job and that isn't a bad thing. Now for whatever reason the localisation teams have attracted political people who will sometimes sneak in a political message or completely change anything that could be remotely sexual. Something I disagree with. Part of localising is to notice when something doesn't translate well. Merry Christmas and Master translates perfectly fine and the meaning is retained. It's not sexual or slavery, but it is servitude. On V day, she wants to serve you."

Creeps on Reddit are outraged that the Umamusume localization team "censored" a high school-age character calling the player "master" in the EN localization, and they can't even make it through a single post justifying themselves without saying pedo shit

At some point I think I'll probably just give all my Gaiman stuff to the library, because god knows public librarians have plenty of experience balancing "the art is valuable to its readers past & future" with "the author sure does suck tho"

rly dodged a bullet when I procrastinated on getting that Death of the Endless tattoo for like six years after deciding I wanted it lmao

Death of the Endless with a cup of tea

give her back you piece of shit

once again pondering the merits of killing the author and stealing back his characters for the world

mamdani is so powerful he can even make the NYT's excerpt writers phrase things to make NYPD look stupid

"bus factor": crass, unpleasant, potentially upsetting
"cat factor": cute, wholesome, there's now a cat in your hypothetical