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The Blue Jays can still win if Mark Carney has the courage

2001 Randy Johnson ++ performance

Bari Weiss and the Moral Pornographers is a 10/10 band name

I'm a big strong guy who's never cried before in my life and I went up to the president and I said, "Sir, please redo the White House so it looks like something the most obnoxious couple you've ever seen on HGTV would call gaudy." I had tears in my eyes, "Real statuary marble only," I begged

Larry David as Kevin Roberts in an SNL sketch

I'm Kevin Roberts, and I'm defending Nick Fuentes in a watershed moment

My strong feelings on McCarthy: He wears too much eye black and it looks stupid.

Jack Del Rio come on down!

The Chad dysentery vs the virgin Louis Pasteur

Lol what. I was watching not long ago and it was 40-25 Warriors

Yoda olive meme changed to be about baseball

Do I root for either team? No.

I'm looking forward to the annual "Lamelo's really looking like the next big star" discourse before he suffers an ankle sprain and misses 40 games.

Bobby Wagner might retire at halftime due to the hell the Chiefs are gonna put him in

Unintentional clickhole

Killing of Muammar Gaddafi - Wikipedia

I'm sure he'll respect the outcome of an election and nothing drastic will be required

This is one of my foster kittens from a couple years ago noticing the ceiling fan for the first time

Desecrating increasingly revered American landmarks would be a pretty funny bit. What do you think is the most profane thing he could do? I nominate giving the Statue of Liberty a boob job.

Was that the 2 bye week season or was it '93? I can't remember without looking, but that was weird too.

Let them eat cake. An old fashioned term, but you're going to be hearing it more and more

I haven't paid attention recently but I know during the big "Liberation Day" crash, crypto went right down the toilet with the stock market

Joe Burrow gets the Goldberg Mule Kick to Bret Hart award, etc

Now you have to do a WCW themed all disappointments team. It's not like it'll be hard to come up with enough references, because WCW

It's absolutely a Halloween movie. People walk around in a group for the purpose of getting tricked or treated. They're carrying bags. The costumes are, admittedly, subpar, but it's a dystopian world, cut them some slack!

You just know with all the AI guys on his side it'd be some voice-controlled AI thing.

"You asked about tribes? Transferring you to the Department of the Interior. Please Hold." *Muzak Bawitdaba starts playing*

That's reassuring. I can tolerate New Orleans Saints fandom as a bit, but not earnestly.

What happened to giving Stroud control at the line? Someone on that team has to see they're outnumbered, right? Did they galaxy brain themselves into thinking there's no way the Seahawks will see another terrible short yardage run play coming?

It gives you the option of going for 2 again and winning if you succeed

a football player with the number 15 on his shirt Alt: Patrick Mahomes

I don't blame people for trying to escape the inevitable, but that's the thing... it's inevitable

The Giants doing their part to make him look bad by increasing unemployment by firing their kicker and Brian Daboll