rex 🦖

Paul, off camera over a shot of Johnny: “Why did I let the guy with muscles make any decision?”

Paul, continued on camera in the diary room: “Guys with muscles are typically not smart.”

I’ve missed Paul’s brutal honesty. 🤣 #houseofvillains

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Much Ado About Nothing is also my favorite. Next to Disney's animal filled Hamlet musical.

a man in a life jacket is swimming in a body of water ALT: a man in a life jacket is swimming in a body of water

damnit, wrong Lucille.

WOOF! 🔥

😂

On Thursdays... we wear pink?

the White House social team is so thirsty for relevance they took the Pokopia title screen generator and used it to write exactly what you think they did. 😂

That Athena is one sexy bitch

Proud non-subscriber of Spotify. I bolted when this dipshit was hired and told them when asked for a reason.

I hate Joe Rogan so damn much.

The word he is looking for is “men” - men, who sneak into changing rooms or bathrooms to assault women.

That’s not a fucking trans person and the difference is so wildly easy to understand if you’re not the dumbest motherfucker alive.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

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[Brawn Bear noise] 🐻

IKEA 'Brawn Bears' Director - Tom Noakes Prod Co - Prettybird VFX, CG - Black Kite Studios VFX Lead - Jonny Freeman Colourist - Rich Fearon DOP - Hunter Daly Agency - Mother Edit…

These guys instantly came to mind 😅

Nope!

I doubt I’ll ever stop hearing “dueling banjos” when it comes to him

Clark the big blue stud!

U.S. Senator John Fetter... ' @SenFettermanPA As a member of the Homeland Security Committee + Ranking Member of Subcommittee on Border Security: I'm not sure how many fellow Democrats will vote to support our colleague @SenMullin as the next DHS Secretary, but I am AYE. 10:58 AM • 3/5/26 • 1.1M Views

I'M NOT A WOKE DEM I'M A CENTRIST DEM

Pick Me bitch be like

Seems like you do have a side

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

I’m sorry, nobody can take you seriously if you go around with a name like Markwayne.

yeah, they know all about wanting to inhabit a body that feels more like themselves.

No, I’m saying at least he’s self aware unlike “our friend”

😂 At least the glute lord freely admits that people come for the cakes first and takes second.

uh oh, which one now?

it'll run better than a Chromebook or an Intel Core Ultra 5.

I call it "gender affirming care" all the time. 😂

Oh, you said "cLocked."