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a woman in a black dress is dancing in a crowded room ALT: a woman in a black dress is dancing in a crowded room

SHE’S BACK #wednesday

Ah, I have heard of this one.

Get that overhead storage, bb.

We need a ‘fridging’ equivalent for that trope.

bud needs a little more joy in his life and less try hard for cred

Oh boy, now I have to awkwardly tell you it’s mutual

Nah. That's not it. I'm glad you know your worth and recognized it.

😅 thank you!

before learning how to pronounce Cahuenga, I said "Cowabunga" for my first year in LA

so many guys younger than you would kill to have that build, Sir.

Furry bare back partially flexed.

it’s a trap! two, actually.

Wooooof!

Booking a box truck with LED panel sides and playing the “Party in the USA” video on a loop while driving around the richest parts of OC.

bicep pump on back day is just gravy

hevy.com/workout/ZxVi...

Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.

Then BIGGER STILL

Not. In. The. Slightest.

Need to pick my jaw up off the floor

a man in a striped shirt says " hmm doubt it " to another man ALT: a man in a striped shirt says " hmm doubt it " to another man

“Young and cheap” beats experience more often, but I’ll take it.

a cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny face Alt: Anxiety in Inside Out 2 having a panic attack

So naturally after spending the 6 weeks of my boss’ paternity leave preparing to be laid off in favor of the ambitious young temp they brought on…

His final day is today and I’m… staying?

Someone needs to shut this thing up. 😮‍💨

Going into work like

We don’t mind

Yes please

He’s just a big, insecure cutie looking for love

HULK [VERB MEANING VIOLENTLY BREAK INTO PIECES]

So apparently, it may turn out that The Wizard of Oz at the Las Vegas Sphere wasn’t entirely made in AI and Google threw the VFX crew under the bus by claiming it was all done by artificial intelligence.

If true, then fucking yikes.

Whole damn meal 😂

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