Sarah

I guess it's more of a bean broth.

Bean soup! (Okay, coffee.)

News: "There is a hurricane brewing in the Indian Ocean" My phone: (9 missed calls) Mom text: Hey sweetie, you're not in the Indian Ocean are you? Call me back! Worried!

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforInterior

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Someone begging me to stay serving in a Christian ministry once told me it was my spiritual gift. 😂🙄

I feel this. I wish I could come hang out and be full of bees with you.

It sucks that no matter where you are in the world, teachers have to protect students from the weapons allowed by greedy power hungry assholes. Whether it's bombs or bullets, teachers are running to protect kids.

[court] LAWYER: Did u kill him? ME: No L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? ME [lips on the mic]: Much less than murder

We just got a California burrito down here this last summer but with our situation, only been able to grab a taco on a super taco Tuesday. I liked it though!

Meat type? Is there lettuce and how do you keep it from becoming sludge? Guac?

What a cool photo!

DB folks can be obnoxiously cheerful at times, but they've also consistently been the most generous, compassionate, and empathetic of any chain coffee store I've come across.

*waves jealously from a bit south of you in Grit City*

White background, black text. Welp! *slaps knees while getting out of bed* The fresh horrors aren't going to face themselves

Absolutely true. It’s getting tougher and tougher.

Sounds like you need a sun porch!

Trying to pass a millionaire tax, I believe.

Oh how adorable!

I watched this about 95 times and laughed, sorry.

four images of Leslie Knope from the tv show Parks & Rec. She is wearing a grey pantsuit with a pink shirt. she is standing near a bench and progressively sits on it, then falls over onto it saying, "oh god. oh no. oh my god. oh no."

Every day waking up in the U.S.A.

I adore reading your posts on the holidays of your faith. Living in a primarily judeo-christian centric culture has deprived me of so much knowledge. Thank you.

Dropping target runs last year saved us thousands, no joke. The *only* thing we get there now are our prescriptions bc it’s the only cvs in the area and health insurance is a nightmare.

Oh and Simon Majumdar

I’ve thought about more people @jessethorn.bsky.social should interview on Bullseye.
Sam Reich
Vic Michaelis
Tig Notaro about her doc on Andrea Gibson
Golda Resheuval
Joshua Seftel and Conall Jones
Mae Martin

A photo of the blood moon

My dad took this last night. He's not on Bluesky.

"Where you from?" "Washington" "What part of WA?" "Bremerton" "What's it by?" "Silverdale, Poulsbo, Port Orchard..." "Huh?" "Seattle...I'm from Seattle. The United States of Amazon. I was bottle fed Starbucks from birth. My first word was 12"

White background, black text "Where you from?" "What part of Washington?" "Federal Way" "What's it by?" "Auburn, Seatac, Tukwila" "Huh?" "I'm from Seattle. I was born and raised in a Starbucks by my Seahawk parents, they only fed me Salmon and Apples."

I always used to say kitty corner in the state to Seattle. Seattle is NW I was born in the SE.