Sarah

I saw a meme where someone said to name their wifi network (if the neighbor could see it) with "Cool it on the leaf blower, Stephen." Only with more profanity.

I know it's Saturday but...

Kid is THRIVING at their new school. So into their schoolwork, a mob of new friends, no pouting about having to go everyday. Such a relief.

Our thermostat is insane. We set it to hold at 65, we wake up and it’s 76 in our apartment. We set it at 68 during the day and now it’s 62 in here.

This thing looks like it’s the same age as I am. We rent so replacing it is…tricky.

I still say my phone number twice whenever I leave voicemails as if people can't see the number because I belong to the early 90s.

For a person who hates games with only shitty choices, I'm enjoying it.

An image of the church lady from SNL. She's greeting you with "good morning, sinners"

Logging on

Oh no! What a crap thing to happen!

i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me

Normally, I'm a wait until Thanksgiving is over to put up Crimmas decor person. But 2025 can go fuck itself so bring on the fat santas and christmas lights.

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won't try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won't. the garlic - r u even listening

one more halloween for you

He pivoted to excited quickly but I’m interested to see if he comes over again 😂

Up here it was…shrimp? Like…three people dressed in various shrimp costumes in under an hour.

a woman dressed as santa claus in a kitchen ALT: a woman dressed as santa claus in a kitchen

Literally just waiting on the kids from last night’s Halloween sleepover to wake up so I can put the Halloween decor away.

GIRLS TRIP

Meanwhile the 1% are all "Imma buy a senator, as a lil treat."

gandalf: jesus: gandalf: jesus: lol, I just realized after I died and came back people started saying I was white too gandalf: we don-we don't have to bond over stuff

I guffawed.

Sorry, I went a bit OT.

a close up of a man 's face with the words that 's what makes us special . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words that 's what makes us special .

Also, it's okay guys. Firefly was a beautiful thing but it's over now.

I think it's often more about learning than killing yourself by persevering. Capitalism doesn't like that.

J & I were talking this morning about how everything is determined successful by only going up. In the game industry it's "How do you keep people playing this?" not "what about something different?". Instead of celebrating never quitting, we should be proud of becoming something new...even better.

A pencil drawing of a cute little hamster pouring hot water into a coffee carafe. The caption says "Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day."

Smdh

Art of Adam and Eve from the Hebrew Bible where Adam is barbequeing. He states "The McRib is back!" Eve replies, "Stop calling me that."

Boomer: "You have no dignity." Me: "It's pronounced no diggity."

I wear the inner vest weekly.

“With marinara with roasted veg blended in”