Sarah

My grandma kept a fancy butter dish on her kitchen table and I used it until I was 12 when she saw me taking some for toast and told me "that's the cat's butter. don't eat the cat's butter." then she pulled a different butter dish I'd never seen before out of the fridge.
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Scoops Ahoy indeed

A knight in tarnished armor holding a greatsword is standing alongside a moat outside a castle. The atmosphere is soggy and foggy and dreary. The text reads "Lore update: The suffering continues."

I made pastina this past week for comfort food and threw in leftover chicken and 🤌

That damn myths book slowed my reading to a crawl

he looks like his mother in this photo 😬

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a cute baby wearing a hat that looks like a brown bear head

A flower made of flame. A poem titled: The world is both burning & blooming You get the bad news and the sunrise in the same day. You cry over the headlines, then you laugh at a baby wearing a hat shaped like a bear. This is the dual citizenship of being alive. Rage and reverence, Grief and grace. You are allowed to feel both. You are allowed to scream, & still notice how good the soup is. You don't have to choose. Let it all in. -Karen Salmansohn+yourtodieforlife.com

For a beautiful while, I forgot Dave Ramsey exists and now that time is over, sadly.

Black background, white text. The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I love your eggs."

A match glows with flame, pale yellow and bright blue.

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekHforH

Heat

a long haired black cat lies on its back in a cat tree bed. it is caught mid yawn in the photo, with it's eyes glowing yellow.

how today finds me

Good god what does that man have on trump

she's guilty of getting fur all over the carpet right after I @*&$#@ing vacuumed.

white background, black text: sending a w-2 form to everyone who was in my business last year

Black background, white text "it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

a man carrying a backpack walks in a living room ALT: a man carrying a backpack walks in a living room

This week is already draining my will to live and it’s only Tuesday.

A single nacho cheese Doritos sitting in a brown floral bowl with a chip in the rim.

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekHforHomonym

Chip/chip

Ugh I’m so sorry.

When "snowflakes" strike back

Also I'm crying laughing at that gif. You're welcome.

a female news anchor is reporting from seattle on live television ALT: a female news anchor is reporting from seattle on live television

Move to the PNW! We are a blue state, and we are currently sitting at 41 at 8:45 am. It's not as rainy as you might think!

Text reading "I'm sorry Ms. Jackson" with a drawing of a brown furry eel beneath it.

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

An image of Richard Ayoade from The IT Crowd. He is wearing a plaid shirt and tie. He's holding a fire extinguisher on fire with a bit of a dismayed look on his face.

And also cards dammit

A white box full of other boxes containing Magic the Gathering cards. There are more cards scattered on the floor.

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekGforGames

Sellin some cads to pay some bills!