Spiraler

this post sucks you should be ashamed

bathroom selfie of myself

guy who has telekinetic powers but to everyone else it looks like they're just doing it with their hands

drank enough wine to remember dressing as a cat for Halloween at around age 5, it really was over before it began huh

fuck a bepis I'm sweatin

the anime is kinda iconic with how much of a mess it is

getting groomed in mario maker 2 comments

this 97 year old ken player still whiff punishes the old fashioned way

YouTube video by Spiraler Third Strike's Meter-Based Option Select - DED OS

made another video www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38S...

As far as I can tell the main thing that hasn't wholly tilted Elon Musk into full on "The angel Zadkiel lives in my computer and He is helping me to develop a new math" public AI psychosis is that he doesn't automatically wholly trust what Grok says because it's not consistently racist enough.

chat is this true

YouTube video by Spiraler The Low Forwards of Third Strike

Made a video about third strike that totally doesn't have a big glaring mistake in it. Oro's low forward is cancellable, learned that today after uploading.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tgh...

at the airport and they called active military to board and the guy calling the boarding groups said "let's thank these guys!" and a bunch of people clapped and one guy went "WOOO!"

live music*

partner's family trip we're at a place with live most of the singers are literal children

hell hell HELL

I mean X, the everything app

the twitter ads are pretty awesome today

It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign

NORMAL. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO BE NORMAL SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WATER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD NORMAL WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW NORMAL I AM AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. NORMAL. NORMAL.

at Mt Rushmore and there was a video about the making and the very first guy shown was taking a selfie with the mountain and was wearing an ENTP shirt

I didn't think mongolz could do it but God I wanted it

I've gotten no bigger but my surroundings seem smaller, further away.

graphic of the top 8 participants in the Bato City: Sailor Moon S beginner-friendly side bracket! In order 1) ketchup, 2) jokar 3) mr. mkl 4) spiraler 5) ch maddog 6) bonehaver 7) polarbair 8) dattebato. character portraits of each of the sailor scouts and ketchup's first place portrait is custom drawn in ms paint by me.

Congrats to top 8 of the first Bato City Side Streets: Sailor Moon S! Super sick gameplay on display here, hope you all had a fun time! @mrmkl.bsky.social @spiraler.bsky.social @chmaddog.bsky.social @bonehaver666.bsky.social @polarbair.bsky.social @sabrrrroso.bsky.social

i’m losing my shit at this

A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

journalism is back, baby!!

still thinking about the ending to I Saw the TV Glow (2024). when Joe Glow said "where we're going , we won't need eyes to see the TV Glow..." and then it cut to black. the credits roll. I literally had to pick my jaw up off the floor