Shane's Brains

I absolutely did not notice Bob Hope in this photo.

English muffins. Also, we have green beans!! Why do we have broccoli every night when we have green beans literally falling out of our freezer?

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AI prompt: "make my face more appealing to recruiters."

Result:

Will they shank someonein this episode? With a knife? Can we ask more patronizing questions?

Can't have "partizan" without .. yep, "nazi trap".

Me before, during, and after virtually every meeting these days.

Rustad insists the B.C. Conservative party has One Direction and its trajectory matches Liam's.

This. My mother finally broke me of the habit. I painted her a picture of her favourite flowers for her birthday, and she responded with an offer to buy me a "how to" book on the subject matter. I was in my late 40s.

I never knew this OMAC story existed until it was in one of the DC digests. It was years before I found a copy in the wild. I pick it up whenever I come across it. Just amazing art on every page!

The biggest thing I'm thankful for on this Canadian Thanksgiving is that my ultra-Conservative brother-in-law and his wife head home later today.

One line code change.

Not very Canadian. Should set up a Tim Horton's. Just as useful of a presence, but at least there'd be donuts.

I kinda wanted to join the Meta team, but if they have pants now, it's a deal breaker.

Yeah, there is a song used in the NHL menus that I get mad about when I hear it these days. And it's played at a lot of hockey games I go to.

I've blocked out the artist and title, though. Ugh.

Sorry, but that's not how studios are set up unless they can somehow pull off a miracle and have 2 projects on time & on budget that can ramp-up & ramp-down properly.

I haven't seen that happen in 20 years in game dev.

I saw a post from a game dev today, someone who's been out of work for a while, stating that successful studios will be the ones who keep their teams intact throughout all phases of production & development.

All I could think of was...

Canucks were moving so fast on him, 3 months went by. 🤣

My mother refuses to listen to me and constantly interrupts when I'm talking to her.

Now she thinks my wife is much older than she actually is because she interrupted me to rephrase her question from "how old is she?" To "when was she born?" Vastly different.

FFS mom...

I can hold onto that for you for safe keeping. 😉 Safe travels!

Dammit, I totally forgot the 21st night of September!

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Sunday nights are peak depression because Mondays bring on "living the dream."

"I'd say, 'sorry Charlie,' but I'd feel like I was talking to a fish."

Canadian Price Variant FTW!!

You could scream it in their pro-PP faces and it wouldn't register. There's very little thought process happening in their shiny smooth brains.

This is the book my father gave me. The only comic he had with all his vintage books.

No one wants to carry bags of filled Depends through the entire house...

Italian sausage. My wife & son were working on dinner together and my ears are ringing from the noise.

Our doorbell rang & the only reason I knew was because I have an app that let me know.

One former friend is attending. He's downed that kool-aid and gone back for more. I can't be bothered to even have a casual chat with him.

I'm totally not looking forward to going. I know there's at least one conservative politician attending. I'll just talk to a wall as it'll be a more intelligent conversation.