Matthew Ochs

sometimes wish I was much much smarter, or much much stupider. This being smart enough to know you're stupid sucks.

Did Tilly earn 💎 this season?

XV
Blessed.

Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come

Stacey, run girl.

Yes, that was exactly what it looked like.
We saw what we saw.

Literally never had a bad day when orange soda was involved.

I have never once been successful at ski ball. Every time it’s like the first day with my new hands.

Kelly Clarkson would never.

Bravo: brought to you by sprinter vans

Morning 1, application 1 and my hair still isn’t fuller.
This product is bullshit.

You know Jon Arbuckle has a crazy browser history

You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes

You will never, ever convince me they weren’t completely in love
#RHOBH

If they’d given Marisa Zanuck the 💎 we could have avoided the horrible Carlton/Joyce season all together.
#rhobh

Unless they’re really short, I’m limiting myself to reading one new manifesto a week. I’m behind on my reading as it is.

I’ve been in a longterm parasocial relationship with him for years ❤️

I do miss hearing from Kamala, Tim and Nancy 37 times a day.

HOLY SHIT, Bronwyn!
#rhoslc

What book(s) have you read over and over?

And then we met Reid and WHAT THE FU——beeeeeeepppppp
#RHOSLC

Gizelle’s laugh will always make me laugh back #rhop

I always pictured it was C.C. singing the theme song to The Nanny

It’s so important to stand for what you believe 💙

*sigh*

Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.

There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.

Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.

I think Angie and Sean are a great couple #rhoslc

🎤👈🏻
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