✨ImindminesB✨

I h8 a “b8 session” I can BMD by myself 🙄

You ever catch someone using your photo on a hook-up app?

Yes it is. I’m over it 🤣😂🤣

Bro - They really be using other dudes dick pics or angling them like bottoms with flat butts…I can’t win!

Can’t even get to that point 🤷🏽‍♂️

So we tried exploring with another top…and I lie to you not, we keep getting dick fished and on the low bottoms~

I had to share, my friends aren’t responding fast enough for me🤦🏽‍♂️

Cuz you know! 🤣😂🤣😂 You just be sitting near with ya chest doin donuts, and a straight face tryna figure out what he thinks he’s doing be straining so hard 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

Also…an interested top, a real 🥷 - Will sit in your living room, playing ps5 or listening to music, while you clean out - And the realest of em, will invite you over and have the tools you need to get right - Also a sign of A1 - Bussy, and genuine (albeit sometimes limited) interest - Ijs

No worries, I got love for all the Tauruses I’ll never meet 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

Bottoms and Vers bottoms - On behalf of every Top/VTop/Soft Top - I am so sorry. I’m sorry y’all get 🍆 🐟, I’m sorry yall clean out for 2 strokes and a “Ya bussy shouldn’t be so good”. I’m sorry for the jack rabbits with the equivalent stroke of a shake weight. I’m sorry and I get it. ~

All days ending in Y ~

Someone’s complexion doesn’t make them act a certain way. I wish people would let that shit go~

So let me get this right…drag a demographic of people because of your experience with a few…Got it, no one group deserves this type of energy except Taurus🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

You didn’t answer my question. Also, cheating happens across the board, but at a higher rate with monogamous couples. So for the people that scream monogamy but then go and cheat, what’s the reason?

Catfishing as a Top but actually being a bottom is diabolical! Cuz like…

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In the style of “Jazmine Sullivan”

“I put my penis in ya butt
You threw it back and took all of it
Had to stop myself from bussin a nut
And now you think I’m long winded
I put my penis in ya butt” ~

If y’all want monogamy so bad, why is the rate of cheating so high amongst monogamous couples? The math ain’t doin the thing it’s supposed to do…or is this a case of wide spread lack of discernment?

And do!!!!😈😈😈😈

How it started😈

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If they ban porn do you think the rape statistics are going to to skyrocket?

Ya body ever be tired af but ya dick wants to keep going?

There's just something about the esthetic of a dick going into a man's ass 🙂‍↔️

Just a lil 🤏🏽vodka, some tea, one of those cranapple thingies, koolaid, and some fruit 🤷🏽‍♂️

When the top is more amazed at your dick than you are with his…Go ahead and bottom already, damn~

Not tossing it back is a sin.

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Well, thank yall for attending my douching anonymous club. When you need distant company for those more personal moments…I will be taking my leave to go ride this man back into the stone ages…

Oh bey!!! Your brontosaurus burger is ready…🤣😂🤣😂

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Some people don’t. Some folks sexual roles are permanent and they don’t explore even with people they marry

I be at work slipping, my coworker saw me with my husbands ass sitting on me, she’s like “put that away baby, but I’m freaky like you!!” Then she proceeds to tell me how she likes anal…she’s 58!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂