✨ImindminesB✨

You can’t tell me I’m not living in a late-90s/early-2000s R&B music video. 😉😮‍💨🥰

Every time one of y’all post that y’all are 40+ I am genuinely shocked. Y’all look amazing!

Ok if you weigh over 200lbs drop a pic.

We trying to see something… 👀

I am so lost here🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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There’s nothing like using your fingers to untangle his beard…………..

And your ass juices to condition it 😜

🤣😂🤣😂you have to be a baby lol this is not new, not at all 😂🤣

Huh?

Well that explains my day…phat asses have been on the rise 😈

You know how I know zodiac compatibility is bs?
Me: ♓️ 🌞 ♓️ 🌙 ♐️ Rising
Him: ♐️ 🌞 ♉️ 🌙 ♊️ Rising
Me: Life Path number 1
Him: Life Path number 6

As it was put to me:

I teach him how to feel
He teaches me how to stay

Bitches called me “flighty” tf 🤣😂🤣

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Just watch and learn 💪🏽🤣

Y’all is all out nekkid today - Okay body positivity, I see y’all! 👏🏽😜💪🏽

He can have all of y’all scared! Come on bro, just mail me some paper clips, petroleum jelly, and a bottle of henny, I can handle the rest!

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Is an election coming up soon…I think you should be making more friends than anything Mayor😂😜

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I keep sending y’all signs and no one listens!!!!

Wait who’s the innocent one? 😂🤣😂

Weed men come in a close second~

Is this the first time you’ve heard that description?

Now I have to make it 🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤫

Oh yeah…type of situations good peen gets you into 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

Sex for 6 hours is crazy, but I mean what else would you be doing on a Sunday before your birthday? 😜

It’s Sunday and the bul on some shit… he can’t ever chill😈🤣

That shit will have you standing in shock. You’re just minding your business slow stroking and all you hear is ass slapping and the muffled sound of aerosol spray wheezing into a rag…and then the smell hits you and your dick slowly start to retreat to safety 😂🤣😂

Do you know how much Vanilla extract is? Man, I haven’t paid for seasonings since 2020😂🤣😂 - also…fuck you mean Nutter butters is damn near 10 dollars!!!!!

Not the plural - I love it 🤣😂🤣😂

That’s on optical illusion sir…there’s only one fat ass in this vid and I’m eating it 😉🤫

“I made myself small to fit into places that I’ve outgrown, to make them comfortable and made myself weak cause I know they jut wanted to feel strong!”

Tryna distract him from the game😈💦

Black is beautiful~

Final touches to our place are coming Tuesday and I’m so excited, I may never go out doors again 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

NEVER let a man tell you twice he don’t want you.