Grab Monday* by the balls
*I'm Monday
Grab Monday* by the balls
*I'm Monday
Not now boner, dad needs to start some laundry.
08.02.2026 19:04 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really love these crab socks.
01.02.2026 17:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Checking in for #fcf π
30.01.2026 23:13 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's boner.
13.10.2025 17:10 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What else does one do on a Sunday?
12.10.2025 21:47 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dad sure could use a hand, hole, and/or mouth today.
28.09.2025 19:16 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I suppose it is Friday after all.
13.09.2025 00:03 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone a plumber? My pipe seems to have sprung a leak π’
05.07.2025 15:11 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Who wants to give Dad a hand on this long-weekend fcf morning?
04.07.2025 16:07 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0