Giao

Lily Allen is going to have us chanting “sex addict, sex addict” at David Harbour like Kendrick had us dissing Drake

“I changed my immigration status for you to treat me like a stranger” 💀

new lily allen rips

I swear half the men in Burlington, VT nightlife take their inspo from Dobby

I’m still too ashamed of myself for not playing the ghost DLC to start this one.

I’ve probably put 80+ hours into this game already during beta. I can’t recommend it enough!

I’ve been playing the beta for a few months now and I was thrilled when they added Ares into the game! Great work!!

After sitting on the runway for another hour during departure, I have finally landed in Burlington.

24 hours to get from Denver home.

I bop around lounges starting at 4am and we finally board for 6:45am takeoff. Once again we are on the runway a suspiciously long time until they finally confess that once again it’s too foggy to fly out.

I’m still at JFK awaiting an alleged 10am departure time.

We land at 12am. Flight rescheduled for 6am.

And that’s the in progress story of how I wound up pulling my first airport overnight.

9:30pm flight from JFK to BTV.

Boarding goes as planned. Unfortunately we’re on the runway behind a long queue for nearly an hour before we can take off.

15min into the flight they said that visibility in Burlington was bad and they’d have to return to JFK.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Just a normal reaction from a woman in her mid30s texting her boyfriend about a show meant for teens

This did not age well.

It feels like no one behind the scenes drew this comparison beforehand.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

For what it’s worth, got my COVID and flu shot at CVS in Vermont for free. Easy to schedule online. No questions asked in person.

Go Birds

A screenshot from TikTok where the search bar reads, “why can Filipinos sing so good”

I never skip a tiktok with this search bar

Ughhhhhh

Adding this to my camera roll

Or purchasing something in store using ApplePay 😩

At some point we all decided it was normal that simply going to a website once means you're added to their mailing list, and I would like to revisit this.

I’ve been halfway through it for 2 months but I really gotta get a move on to finish it before the movie comes out :/

Couldn’t stay asleep all night and finally woke up a half hour ago during a stress dream where I was told I had a stalker for 12 years. Today is doomed 🫩

John Turturro on the camera at the US Open is peak entertainment. Who knew this was an option? Can we get Scorsese on it for the semis??

a woman wearing sunglasses and a cross necklace adjusts her glasses ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a cross necklace adjusts her glasses

One of these days you dorks will realize and accept that there is no separate artistic score in tennis and the only score that matters in tennis is the final score. Winners win. Losers go home.

One day. One. Day.

The marquee for a theater where The Fray is playing a How to Save a Life 20th anniversary tour show.

You are so much older than you are ready to accept.

Have they filmed the new season of tell me lies or what

TikTok video by alicia <3

This woman was so impressively quick after seeing him at an airport gate. “Do I need to be nervous? Do I need to I call my family?” www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6QSk2dE/