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@gizzardgulpe.bsky.social

Therapist and otherwise relatively boring dude

381 Followers  |  205 Following  |  253 Posts  |  Joined: 25.12.2023  |  1.8934

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My birthday fundraiser! #cantonballet ig.me/1ObmfQKKoduJ...

09.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Charalanahzard I probably shouldn't post this

Hereโ€™s my breakdown of EAโ€™s pending saleโ€ฆ to Saudi Arabiaโ€ฆ and why this is much, much bigger than video games. Iโ€™m late to this from a โ€˜newsโ€™ perspective obviously, but itโ€™s because I worked on this video for about a month.

youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw

08.11.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1076    ๐Ÿ” 247    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard.wmv
YouTube video by ExtremeHoward Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard.wmv

Just heard that Dick Cheney died and instantly thought of it this clip that introduced me to the comedy of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ages and ages ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQS...

04.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Another ๐ŸŽฏ from PJ Guyโ€™s story:
The power of *mental rehearsal*.

Donโ€™t just โ€œrehearse your anxietyโ€. Instead imagine yourself acting โ€” somehowโ€”in that situation

Reality unlikely to unfold like your imagined scene โ€” but thatโ€™s not the point. *Actively create a cognitive picture of yourself acting*

25.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Max Dubler
@maxdubler โ€ข 2/8/25
That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse.
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I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.
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True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

Max Dubler @maxdubler โ€ข 2/8/25 That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse. Jason C & @jasonc_ncใƒป2/8/25 I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist. Q 24 L. 1.8K 15K Ill 399K ่ด โ‘  Max Dubler @maxdubler True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

23.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1994    ๐Ÿ” 505    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then I would want you to understand that it's an iterative process and that you can critique each sample I send your way so we can tweak it until you are satisfied.

21.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would be happy with a brainstorm session where you talk about the ideas in your head. I would also appreciate references to other things/songs that come close to the vibe you want.

21.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bretdevereaux.bsky.social There any truth to this? You seem like the guy to ask.

24.09.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I was reading the ksn website for the local news and they are so gutless on criticising anything Trump related. I couldn't stomach the propaganda anymore.

19.09.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Late stage celebrity worship

12.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

08.09.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54302    ๐Ÿ” 9437    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 973    ๐Ÿ“Œ 545

Same here too!

05.09.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I figured. My own music journey has been similar. I still write the same amount of music but I'm way more selective about what I release.

28.08.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure how you ever think you're washed when everything you put out slaps. Of course your standards change as you grow as an artist, but that's what raises the bar.

28.08.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's very true that Nazis can be welcoming and accommodating TO INFLUENCERS who they want to help them spread their message. if Nazis are being nice to you it isn't a sign they are more "welcoming". it's a sign they find you useful.

19.08.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3956    ๐Ÿ” 751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Dude, I regularly get songs stuck in my head weeks later. I don't know any of the words. It's just good.

18.08.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got tickets to see them in October. Really intrigued by the new look and direction.

09.08.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best use cases I can imagine for AI hallucinated drivel: to get him thinking more about piss.

07.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The game without sexual content of any type, the game about sexual assault, too adult for visa or mastercard too stomach. Because Visa and Mastercard and payment processors consider discussing the impacts of sexual assault to be tantamount to pornography, which is a loaded fucking implication.

28.07.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2959    ๐Ÿ” 1334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Because he is very large. The answer is self evident.

25.07.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as it brings out Ritchson thirst and not, you know, antisemitism then I guess you're in the clear.

25.07.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ma'am, cool it on the Ambien! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

25.07.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
March 2, 2025
YouTube video by JasonKPargin March 2, 2025

Totally unrelated: youtube.com/shorts/Mw_8I...

25.07.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

visa and mastercard deciding what games are allowed to be sold is an apocalyptic level threat to the games industry. phone calls are the highest impact way to help.

this is an all hands on deck situation. the enemy got results with 1000 phone calls.

we can beat them

phone numbers and a script:

25.07.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9446    ๐Ÿ” 4859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78
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Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

Letโ€™s change gears. Do some good

Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination

action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

23.07.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7567    ๐Ÿ” 6643    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 263

Device manager Bluetooth settings might have power saving options. Disable anything that is meant to save battery.

23.07.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noem let those girls die with search and rescue teams sitting on their hands waiting for authorization

22.07.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5172    ๐Ÿ” 1673    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

This is correct. Any candidate cynically โ€œtriangulatingโ€ on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. Thereโ€™s still so much time to advance candidates that DONโ€™T suck.

17.07.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23144    ๐Ÿ” 4728    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 408    ๐Ÿ“Œ 396

I think that the only way to condense ten dungeons and magic items into a 90 minute movie is to give it some Princess Bride treatment, where a lot of Link's toiling happens off camera and the final few puzzle pieces come together at the climax. If not, I think it'll feel either rushed or repetitive.

16.07.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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