Carl Gibson 🍉

a close up of a cartoon rabbit wearing a yellow shirt . Alt: Bugs Bunny swooning

Rahm: fck trans people

DC media pundits:

BREAKING:

The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.

They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.

DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

The House just defeated the Massie-Khanna War Powers Resolution on Iran.

Crosses, reportedly, were-
R's voting yes: Massie, Davidson (R-OH)
D's voting no: Golden, Landsman, Cuellar, Vargas

i once watched, from just a few feet away, Steve-O break a light bulb and swallow the glass and he's still smarter than Rogan which is really just saying a lot

Absolutely love Van Hollen, but it's important to note that the last sitting US senator to be elected president was Barack Obama (who had way more sauce than Van Hollen) and prior to that it was JFK (who also had significant amounts of sauce)

Gotta have sauce

Fox Business once called me "a dangerous force"

did you do the bongcloud opening

god i love how Russians use American cultural memes as well, if not better, than most Americans

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Stefon Diggs punched and choked his personal chef (a woman) and the Patriots delayed the court case until after the Superbowl in the hopes he'd help them win and when your organization is rotten to the core this is what you get. Ask Commanders fans how good it felt when Snyder finally got the boot

Of course not, just saying the left needs a lot more of them

This is exactly what the left needs to understand. The nurse who just spent 12 hours on her feet isn't going to read a 1200-word essay in The Atlantic explaining the intricacies of Shia Iran and Sunni Saudi Arabia. She's going to watch a TikTok of an attractive person breaking it down in 40 seconds

We have lost all sense of proportion. Every one of those lives deserved to live. It is shocking to me how the idea of killing and the tallying of Trump’s kills has vanished into the fog of confusion that Trump seems to send out. We don’t seem to be able to record, number, and grieve this massacre.

An elderly man smiling in a selfie taken by a younger bald man, who is making the "hang loose" gesture with his thumb and pinky finger

Had to meet the old dude i keep seeing in the gym. His name is Jerry. He's 90!!! I told him I hope I'm still in here gettin it when I'm his age

I'm already looking forward to how CNN and The New York Times savage the Democratic president who eventually withdraws our troops from Iran after a decade of fruitless death and toil.

A more apt description of the Mar-a-Lago administration has never been written.

As a basketball fan its always fun trying to figure out if tonight's NBA game is on ESPN, ABC, NBC, Prime, or Peacock. Sure do love it when one sport makes you navigate layers of confusing bureaucracy to watch a game

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Trump Administration, in Reversal, Tries to Continue Fight Against Law Firms

Looks like Bondi got chewed out by Trump for dropping the appeal. Lots of ketchup flying in the Oval Office.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...

Noem just repeatedly refused to admit she was wrong when she rushed to cast Alex Pretti and Renee Good -- both fatally shot by ICE agents in Minneapolis -- as "domestic terrorists."

Durbin pressed her to admit she was wrong. She wouldn't.

Another protester interrupts hearing, gets dragged out.

Periodic reminder: Since Trump was re-elected, @forbes.com estimates—

💰His net worth is up $2 billion, to $6.3 billion

💰Eric’s has increased tenfold, to $400 million

💰Don Jr.’s has increased sixfold, to $300 million

💰19-year-old Barron Trump is worth $150 million

Please no one get mad at me: Life has been too easy for too long. People get bored in that environment. A lot of stupid shit today can be explained by humans wanting to feel alive, including, I guess, electing a tyrant.

ASMR: You're 16, the teacher rolled out the TV cart and your teacher is pretending to teach while you all watch UK stomp St. Bonaventure

You're 30 and at the bar at 1 PM, 2 beers in watching UMBC pull off the upset against #1 Virginia and screaming at the top of your lungs

It's almost here yall!!

So they're trading one of the best RBs in the league for a fifth round pick? A FIFTH ROUND pick??

If this is about the Adam Parkhomenko post, I think that video was made by British guerilla marketing firm Led By Donkeys

who made this

Happening now: a protest in Chicago's federal plaza is underway in response to US and Israeli strikes on Iran earlier today.

Chicago Ald. Byron Sigcho Lopez just addressed the crowd, which I'd put at a couple hundred people strong. A lone counterprotestor is also posted up across the street.

The protest is now marching down 25th.

Sunday Funday peaceful protest in the streets fighting for our freedoms and liberty. Veterans Against Trump and Fascism in Keller TX. #NoKings #AbolishICE

Hundreds packed into Chicago's Federal Plaza this evening in protest of the U.S.-Israeli massacre in Iran.