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03.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 1
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trotting out the nematode

03.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always so exhausting to look at this man, and all of the evilness and stupidity he represents, and still feel the pull to say, as I am saying now, that is not what "the yips" means you dope

02.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Trump Administration to Drop Defense of Law Firm Sanctions The Justice Dept. plans to abandon its defense of the president’s executive orders that targeted Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, Perkins Coie, and Susman Godfrey.

If you are a client of a firm that folded in this fight, you should know that not only were they morally wrong, but they were also strategically dumb www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

02.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1430    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 16

in retrospect most of the country is a vampire squid relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money

02.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1390    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 3

This is what "anti-wokeness" was all about, making it publicly acceptable to be an aspiring genocidaire bsky.app/profile/mehd...

02.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2955    πŸ” 609    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 6

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

02.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1428    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

It’ll be β€œWar Crimes” in 2-3 years

02.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this one fucked me up so much. guy turns his life around after a drug conviction, becomes a happy, beloved, pet rescuing houseboat dad who undersells his mechanic services so poor folks can afford them. ICE grabs him one day out of the hospital for heart problems which then kill him. horrifying

02.03.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1924    πŸ” 743    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13190    πŸ” 4212    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 162
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43669    πŸ” 6820    πŸ’¬ 4753    πŸ“Œ 1818
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Hegseth: "Israel has clear missions as well for which we are grateful. Capable partners are good partners, unlike so many of our traditional allies who wring their hands and clutch their pearls, hemming and hawing about the use of force ... no stupid rules of engagement."

02.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1635    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 994    πŸ“Œ 1189

You say things like β€œnot a single person in the entire Trump Administration has the first clue how to do their jobs” and you sound like a crazed lunatic but it really is true.

02.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos in a velvet tuxedo jacket, shitty heans, and patent leather dress shoes at the Actor Awards

Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos in a velvet tuxedo jacket, shitty heans, and patent leather dress shoes at the Actor Awards

Just what the fuck do you call this nonsense?

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My garmin watch links and auto-exports to Strava once you connect the apps I believe

02.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a bombshell: "the Pentagon wanted the company to allow for the collection and analysis of unclassified, commercial bulk data on Americans, such as geolocation and web browsing data"

This kind of agenda echoes the defunded Total Information Awareness effort, post-9/11

01.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2315    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 62

Everybody hates this messaging except journalists and some other Democratic elected officials. There is literally no audience for this rhetoric beyond that. The fact that they’ve been sticking with it for 30 years says a lot about whose opinions they do and do not care about!

28.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 505    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Also need to put in place measures to avoid circumventing the floor.

The 76ers did this once by claiming multiple high-priced players on waivers to hit the end-of-season floor, which was only calculated based on total salary *not* money actually spent.

01.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But see, Trump talks to them on the phone for 3 minutes, saying nothing of substance but making them feel important and letting them yell, "Exclusive!" ... so 99% of the time, his gaffes are overlooked. And when they're not-- say, the 'Obamas are apes' video--they move on in 36 hours, tops.

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Fuck

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Finally bought what I lovingly call Big Dumb Asshole sunglasses for running and shocker I now look like an ice agent (but faster)

01.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,

1. Hating their government

2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

01.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6847    πŸ” 1130    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 22

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

01.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3571    πŸ” 671    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 11

Terrifyingly Orwellian. With the added kick of lapdog GOP House members weighing in.

01.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The entire world (Americans included!) has mocked Bush for this since it happened but Trump wants that moment so bad bc he’s a moronic dipshit

28.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time the propaganda of the State butts up against the horror you witness with your eyes, you find amongst your peers another layer of Useful Idiots.

28.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure all those guys on the hockey team would feel like fools right now if they 1. Cared at all, 2. Had any sense of shame, or 3. Weren’t total morons

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