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knowledge and reason themselves are going to be grey-goo'd in the next five years, and the e/accers and accers are gonna be all "how could the goo eat MY face?"

Nobody:
Zoomer: this is SIRRRRLOIN he’s a TikTok rapper from Estonia who writes drill about Minecraft and doing loads of ketamine

PLEASE ENJOY THE MULTI-FAITH CUBE

SCENARIO
You work at Oracle & your boss Dave Evilhell hands you a wad of cash to take to a customer

CHOICES
(1) High five Dave saying "HELL YEAH BROTHER"
(2) Tackle Dave and shout "I'm going to turn you in to the Jedi Council"
(3) Quietly turn the cash in to Dave's manager and report him

Workplace bribery prevention courses are always really wild.
The scenarios are designed to be clicked through at great speed, negating, I think, the point

Eat your breaaaaaad
Eat your breaaaaaaaaaad

Done via Topaz Video Enhance AISubtitles and more by Berndadelta Japanese Spider-Man (1978) Opening 4K Upscaled

It’s honestly pretty bold of people to even try to make new theme songs for anything when this, the best one, exists https://youtu.be/UMEH91dtkes?si=OeQYwZ53ALMGTeMU

also, starfield space combat is basically no better or worse than NMS, so make of that what you will.

there is a VATS-like targeting thing that is of some use, if you spec into it

I will say that none of its faults are any more intractable than skyrim's at launch, for example.

I suspect a lot of the hate is because it borrows spaceship things from NMS and Mass Effect but makes them worse somehow.

Your ship in starfield is a glorified fast travel intermediary house

Starfield:
but at other times you've got this

Starfield: it can look really great, like this! (with reshade because no gamma slider or hdr black point....)

Potentially magnificent ghost.

Starfield is *fine*, I'm enjoying the slow burn. But holy moses is it bonkers to ship a AAA title w/o a gamma or hdr black point slider. The reshade settings I'm using make a wild amount of difference

Just made history as the first person ever to make money from bluesky 🤑🤑🤑 (sold my account to a Bulgarian online casino for $25)

I KNEW IT

Dry erase drawing of a red, a purple, and a blue Pikmin.

These creature are called pikmin reblog if you respect them

Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman - 2013 Remaster Budgie · Song · 1971

https://open.spotify.com/track/6wsbOUlYsa897aDJ2LJzuf?si=GtGeht45RbmBprK7UnIHdA

Also everyone let it be known that Budgie shreds

This summer has borne witness to my (re)discovery of The Beach Boys’ greatness, and I feel like a musical schlub for sleeping on them since I was practically a child. Brian was (is) undoubtedly a gift to the world.

The other discovery? Dennis Wilson *shredded* a friggin drum kit

In other news this completely wild police blotter entry showed up on my Facebook memories

HANG BACK ALL YOU CHUDS! THIS MAN IS AN ISLAND!

It’s a blessing that achewood is back

Getting coward-pilled. Saying "a b-b-b-bumble bee!" before fleeing in terror

where is this

I now aspire to be the Amon Amarth swordchop guy as my next career move

THE CHERRY COKE SUMMER

"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"

RIP Gary Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gheTBEWJso&t=716s

Vibes goal for my retirement age? Wayne Diamond as Rabbi