Another one we asked was ‘What song should the team run out to?’ One disgruntled player responded, ‘Talking Heads – Road To Nowhere’.
27.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Another one we asked was ‘What song should the team run out to?’ One disgruntled player responded, ‘Talking Heads – Road To Nowhere’.
27.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Punching well above their football weight I’d say
27.02.2026 10:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0True that
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In the 1990s I used to interview Chelsea players for a programme column called ‘On The Ball’. Here are the original questions we thought up. ‘COMA’ was ‘What would wake you from a coma?’ One player replied ‘REDACTED PLAYER’s breath.’
26.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0£20 a pop. Three pints.
25.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was a gap-year library clerk in 1979. Every week a retired academic who resembled Rasputin galloped up to our newspaper section, opened up a tabloid, parted his long overcoat split for purpose and dropped a no.2. It was always on the Daily Mail.
21.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0One of the other items I unearthed while tidying was a ‘Chelsea Polska’ badge – inevitably given to me by my great pal Adam ‘Valky’ Valczak who I am devastated to learn has died suddenly. I’ll really miss his dry wit and unique insights. Condolences to the family he adored.
17.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Official UEFA souvenir sweet packet from the 2012 Champions League final in Munich
Not looking too bad for 14-year-old sweets.
17.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Rare to see two economy-wreckers in the same room.
15.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cranky old weirdo
13.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adjacent snake oil stalls
12.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another badge
10.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘I’ll so offend to make offence a skill. Redeeming time when men think least I will.’ My life maxim. Apparently still in the offending stage though. ☺️
09.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chelsea fan too, Leonard 😎
07.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wonderful result. Roseniority going well.
07.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Insist on a sample taste before ordering each time. Quids in!
06.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Totally abhorrent.
06.02.2026 11:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My uncle said a favourite technique was to tie rope round the end of a bomb, throw the rope through a blown-out window, haul on the rope and then let go 😳
04.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They would have liked to talk to my grandfather. He was an air raid warden and once was inspecting a house that had been hit, the floor gave way, and he landed straight on top of a huge unexploded bomb like he was in Dr. Strangelove.
04.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Christ
04.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Totally agree. We just lacked the finishing touch of magic
04.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Needn’t have bothered – my dad and his brother used to search for unexploded bombs and try to set them off 😟
04.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0They may think it’s billionaires’ chess but it’s actually Hungry Hippos for arseholes.
02.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It wasn’t something I kept tabs on tbh
01.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Funnily enough Paul was my neighbour until quite recently. Lovely fellow.
01.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I repeat.
31.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Liam Rosenior. Better subs than Subway.
28.01.2026 22:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1A while ago I was working towards a docu on the Rydim Twins that didn’t happen because of Robbie’s illness. However I chatted at length with Sly about drumming and he explained the dynamic new drumscape he created for Uhuru and extended into dancehall was sparked by hearing … M’s Pop Muzik.
28.01.2026 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best part was the ice cream.
28.01.2026 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😳
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