Jesse Hawken

My choice in terms of global impact would be “Seven Nation Army” but what do I know

stand down everyone

"Let's do the fucking news!"

I’m sure it’s driving her up the wall that most of the press response to her current success has been deeply skeptical and negative

this country has really been going through it

(phone rings)
Kash: “FBI Director Patel who’s this?”
Bongino: “Boss, it’s me”
Kash: “Buddy I texted you 2 hours ago”
Bongino: “I know I know, but about it’s the Earhart case, I just cracked it wide open”
Kash: “What do you mean Bongo?”
Bongino: “I got her. I got her here with me right now!”

Brooklyn Dad newly Defiant

Also imagine Trump taking a polygraph test

So much for “Never the Twains shall meet”

No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.

Brooklyn Dad Despondent

Boone is throwing the series in retaliation for the Yankees heel turn. This is what's known as "coruage"

His son better check in on dad with the porn tracker app

On the phone with Sportsnet telling them to play “Cue Fanfare” next commercial break

So funny that we’re still in the 3rd

lmaooooooo

The sweetest moment comes at last
The waiting's over
In shock they stare and cue fanfare
When Vlad Guerrero’s plane
(plane, plane)
Touches the ground
(plane, plane)
He'll take those Yankee boys
And play them out of town

I checked Blue Jays Yankees and I saw it was 6-1 and was like oh OK the game's probably already almost over and then I looked down and saw it was the THIRD INNING

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

They heard she’s Antifa

Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind

Vlad Guerrero Jr quote: I like to play in New York I like to kill the Yankees I would never sign with the Yankees not even dead.

El Rey

Vlad’s hatred of the Yankees, lol

Get their asses Vladdy

playing for blood
as grandmasters should

Toronto fans singing “Cue Fanfare” as the Yankees collapse

Larry Bishop in Kill Bill Vol 2 removing all of Bud’s upcoming shifts as the strip club bouncer

Toronto looking at the rest of the Yankees’ playoff schedule this month

Is there a new Marlins Man this year

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Mister Resister

Charlie Kirk in a Cubs hat