Rob

How is that tea tastes nice, biscuits taste nice, and biscuits dipped in tea taste nice, but that sludge you get at the bottom of a cup of tea tastes like sick? Perhaps the so-called "experts" can stop whining about global warming for five minutes and explain that one. David Milner, Durham

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Thanks for all those words this season... Again.

Brilliant. 👍

Every Sunday I spend hours making a roast for the family & the only contribution from my husband is he makes the gravy. And then without fail he spends the whole meal going on about how great the gravy is. Going to pour it over his fucking head the fat gravy eating cunt.

I WALKED into B&Q the other day and this bloke in an orange and black uniform asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunate ly, I got the first punch in and that was that. But others may not be as lucky, so be on your guard. J Tafite e-mail

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📆 14/2/2025

The great Dave Thomas with guide dog Hannah, preparing to reunite with the Queen's Park Rangers fans who have such affection for him at half time of the Derby County game.

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

I've thought recently our best 4 players have been Nardi, Dunne, Smyth & Morgan.
Today showed, for once I might be right.

Madsen looks like an over-age entrant in a 'be a matchday mascot' competition out there.
Horrific.

Flashscore, right now.

I did find it odd that head to head didn't trump the bloody alphabet. 👀

Same to you Clive. You're appreciated, and it's so deserved.
Keep up the great work. 👍

A newspaper small-ad with the classifieds section heading reading "Self-lifting mobility furniture suppliers". The bold quote at the top reads "I used to have trouble getting out of my chair ... Now I don't need to!" and a drawing of a middle-aged smiling woman standing inside an armchair - her feet are on the floor at the bottom and she's sort of somehow wearing the chair around her. The text reads: "If you're finding that getting in and out of your chair is becoming a painful struggle, why not consider a Garriforth Standing Chair? With its simple push-button action, the bottom of the chair disengages from its docking station, enabling the ultra-light chair to lift and move with you as you stand, walk, or play! They said that we couldn’t construct a chair this light at this quality and price point, but we did it! ★ Simply kneel to ‘sit’ and stand to go! No more costly batteries. ★ Gives security and independence ★ Discreet commode (optional) ★ Comes in a choice of six modern, machine-washable fabrics FREE LEAFLET Fill in the coupon below and send to: Garriforths Air Furniture, 1 The Docks, Gortsmouth GO1 (followed by a form to fill in with the caveat "please check your average door width first"

A large flag paying tribute to Stan Bowles with the words 'KING OF THE LOFT STAN BOWLES 1948-2024' and number '10' is held aloft at MATRADE Loftus Road before QPR's win over Preston North End on Saturday.

👑🔟

Sending love to the Bowles family on Stan’s first birthday since his passing 💙🤍

A clipped out letter from the magazine, reading: "The most annoying trait my kids have is that neither of them ever accept responsibility for anything, but always just blame the other. Something they get from their mother, I'm afraid. Steve Crouch, Peterborough"

A horrible, horrible side.

I'm a big fan of this.

I know it's not as detailed on here, which is fair enough...
but any chance of at least posting when goals are scored?
Thanks.

Seriously, this lot are the football equivalent of bipolar. 👀
Gone from leaking like a sieve, to keeping more clean sheets than a Travelodge.
All senior strikers sold and/or crippled?.. I know, let's start scoring for fun.

Bizzare club. 😂

#QPR 🇪🇸

Hello.
One Temu ad, and I'm out of here.