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Dave Schilling

@daveschilling.bsky.social

Writer: https://daveschilling.substack.com

2,196 Followers  |  67 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 28.05.2023  |  1.9114

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Sorry, Knicks fans. It’s harder to be a Laker fan. My latest for @latimes explains why. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-16/los-angeles-lakers-fans-are-cursed-with-expectations-winning

16.08.2023 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My latest for @latimes is CONTROVERSIAL, so strap in.

Yes, we’re talking about jorts.

https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-14/why-jorts-keep-coming-back-in-fashion

14.08.2023 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing Gran Turismo in 4DX as God intended

13.08.2023 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t think of better people to normalize being being pansexual than me and Wayne Brady.

08.08.2023 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my way to the Tango & Cash premiere in Westwood. Hoping to get some face time with Sly.

04.08.2023 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Read any good indictments lately?

01.08.2023 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s that time again.

01.08.2023 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the style of The Rolling Stones:

🎢Under my bum🎢

29.07.2023 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You ok bud?

25.07.2023 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One major concession the studios need to make to end these strikes is to take the beets out of the McCarthy Salad at the Polo Lounge.

25.07.2023 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when you’ve got FIRE WALK WITH ME on in the background and β€œthe pink room” hits the soundtrack

24.07.2023 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point

19.07.2023 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s almost my birthday, aka the one-year anniversary of the time a woman told me on our third date that I had to pay for a trip to Las Vegas so she could see Usher.

19.07.2023 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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TICKETS come on now Los Angeles

Hey I do this show called Varietopia and this video explains what it is. Come see it in Los Angeles this Sunday at 7pm. https://www.tumblr.com/paulftompkins/722030250727505920/tickets

05.07.2023 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

@scottwampler.bsky.social this you and me

03.07.2023 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.

03.07.2023 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Movies!

03.07.2023 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My delivery is here

03.07.2023 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1156    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 12

people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house

03.07.2023 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1339    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 22

You know shit is fully fucked on Twitter because I’m getting Facebook friend requests again.

02.07.2023 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that man has no master plan.

02.07.2023 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My newsletter, How (Not) to Be a Man is back with a screed about how much I hate hoodies. And how miserable I was wearing a hoodie to a bar recently. https://daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-not-to-wear-a-hoodie?sd=pf

02.07.2023 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When things are going great

01.07.2023 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 18

Oh hell yeah

01.07.2023 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a sad day for Twitter to be broken

01.07.2023 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking in on my friends here on Bluesky. What have I missed?

01.07.2023 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s never wrong

01.07.2023 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mornings. Used to be a nighttime guy, but I’m old and need sleep.

27.06.2023 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TNT randomly added a third night of famously non-union pro wrestling to its schedule last month.

27.06.2023 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess they will have to find another, more insidious way to cheat going forward.

27.06.2023 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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