Sorry, Knicks fans. Itβs harder to be a Laker fan. My latest for @latimes explains why. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-16/los-angeles-lakers-fans-are-cursed-with-expectations-winning
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My latest for @latimes is CONTROVERSIAL, so strap in.
Yes, weβre talking about jorts.
https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-14/why-jorts-keep-coming-back-in-fashion
14.08.2023 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Seeing Gran Turismo in 4DX as God intended
13.08.2023 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Canβt think of better people to normalize being being pansexual than me and Wayne Brady.
08.08.2023 19:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh my way to the Tango & Cash premiere in Westwood. Hoping to get some face time with Sly.
04.08.2023 00:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Read any good indictments lately?
01.08.2023 21:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs that time again.
01.08.2023 16:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In the style of The Rolling Stones:
πΆUnder my bumπΆ
29.07.2023 19:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You ok bud?
25.07.2023 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
One major concession the studios need to make to end these strikes is to take the beets out of the McCarthy Salad at the Polo Lounge.
25.07.2023 01:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
when youβve got FIRE WALK WITH ME on in the background and βthe pink roomβ hits the soundtrack
24.07.2023 17:45 β π 41 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Good point
19.07.2023 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs almost my birthday, aka the one-year anniversary of the time a woman told me on our third date that I had to pay for a trip to Las Vegas so she could see Usher.
19.07.2023 21:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
TICKETS
come on now Los Angeles
Hey I do this show called Varietopia and this video explains what it is. Come see it in Los Angeles this Sunday at 7pm. https://www.tumblr.com/paulftompkins/722030250727505920/tickets
05.07.2023 18:31 β π 62 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1
@scottwampler.bsky.social this you and me
03.07.2023 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.
03.07.2023 21:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Movies!
03.07.2023 16:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My delivery is here
03.07.2023 12:14 β π 1156 π 195 π¬ 22 π 12
people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house
03.07.2023 13:27 β π 1339 π 173 π¬ 61 π 22
You know shit is fully fucked on Twitter because Iβm getting Facebook friend requests again.
02.07.2023 17:05 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah, that man has no master plan.
02.07.2023 16:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My newsletter, How (Not) to Be a Man is back with a screed about how much I hate hoodies. And how miserable I was wearing a hoodie to a bar recently. https://daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-not-to-wear-a-hoodie?sd=pf
02.07.2023 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When things are going great
01.07.2023 21:56 β π 477 π 86 π¬ 40 π 18
Oh hell yeah
01.07.2023 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What a sad day for Twitter to be broken
01.07.2023 22:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Checking in on my friends here on Bluesky. What have I missed?
01.07.2023 14:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Heβs never wrong
01.07.2023 14:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mornings. Used to be a nighttime guy, but Iβm old and need sleep.
27.06.2023 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
TNT randomly added a third night of famously non-union pro wrestling to its schedule last month.
27.06.2023 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I guess they will have to find another, more insidious way to cheat going forward.
27.06.2023 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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