people are gonna die investigating Tanglewood now because they're gonna get distracted by the train set while their crucifixs burn and then the ghost is just gonna get them, I know it. nearly happened to me already.
04.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0its my whole twitter timeline I'm gonna scream into my pillow
03.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyone but Bruce Campbell bro come on
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yeah hes not sure about this one
27.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm so sorry Hiro 😔 I didn't know
27.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
the look my dog gives me every time Shin Godzilla is on screen or making noise and I ask him if hes scared:
27.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0making Clint the new male marriage candidate feels homophobic. excited about Sandy, but what about the folks who only like men? the new option is Clint? that's rough.
27.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
keeping him guessing 😌 #chiscara
24.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 263 🔁 75 💬 3 📌 0
Frog came into the house.
“Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.”
“Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers.
“Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog.
“Tomorrow,” said Toad.
I just wanna feel like myself again, I'm tired of just not being able to do anything
21.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought about it for a second more, might be on brand for him now that I really think
21.02.2026 08:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how come spongebob could get david bowie to play that weird ass character in that spongebob movie but venture bros couldn't get him on to play himself?
21.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0been meaning to watch it, and my sibling had been interested too so we got around to it today! it was excellent, loved the creature in it
20.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you'd think they're paid actors atp
20.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
just finished watching The Ritual and then started hearing a pack of coyotes outside
20.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
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obsessed with younger Varka's outfit with his lil low cut top. he was made for the gays, himbo extraordinaire this one.
17.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when I shake my phone, it rattles, but it works fine soooo lol
16.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried to pet my cat and both times I shocked her with static electricity and she seemed so offended 😭 I give up, I'm just gonna sit near her
15.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love” ❤️🐰
#badbunny
i noticed. but I trust you.
10.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0we finally found him... the everypony....
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While cancelling Nitro is all well and good, just a reminder that age verification itself won't go away as a whole unless KOSA, the SCREEN Act, and tons more are buried and done with.
Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.
what's good, everypony? I... 😎 am apparently not even a pony.
www.idrlabs.com/my-little-po...
When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
09.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 7343 🔁 2833 💬 8 📌 9
🐺 #Wriothesley #GenshinImpact
09.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 295 🔁 65 💬 3 📌 0I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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putting on an asmr video called "for when its 2 am and you need sleep immediately" at 4 am
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