The Bird Kiwi

fujoshi communists will save us

Panel 1: Vortex with a shocked expression: “No fucking way…:” Panel 2: First Aid, on the ground with Vortex straddling him. His chest cavity is open and his tits are out. Vortex: “You have carrier hardware???” First Aid: “Of course I do, I’m a medic…” Panel 3: A closeup of First Aid’s tits, and Vortex grabbing and squeezing one of them. Vortex: “They’re kinda small.” First Aid: “Yeah, I’m obviously not running fertility programming right now.” Vortex: “I see. And how would I get this fertility programming online, hypothetically speaking, of course.” First Aid: “Well…”

A downward shot of First Aid on the ground with Vortex’s legs straddling him. Vortex’s spike is out and it’s lined with glowing pink barbs and has a slight bulb at the base. First Aid is staring at it with concern and blushing. First Aid: “I would need to be in a position where I was likely to be sparked and then… uh…”

boob aid 🙂👍 #valveplug #texaid #charliensfw✍️

A digital drawing of Prowl from Transformers, wearing a pumpkin over his helm. His chevrons are sticking out of it, and there's only holes cut out for his neck and mouth. It looks like someone's been having a little fun with him. The text scribbled next to it reads "Happy Halloween!"

oops, that's not how you use a pumpkin! silly prowl! #valveplug (ish)

Got a legit Halloween experience. Got the dentist to take out some of my wistom teeth. Now it's in my pocket. Who wants to see it?

I don't know where this is going tbh
#Valveplug #prowl

It guy this and It guy that, at MY job we havev the IT ✨girls✨ (that is two women in theirs late thirties but yeah)

But I'm a cheerleader

Ok. Fun fact. In Italy, to get top surgery if you are a trans man, you go to the tribunal, they change your gender "mark" and you get top surgery because "men don't have boobs".
So well, "" "" cis people""" always have gender affirming surgeries without having skipping loops

My gender is corporate slave

One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole

MONSTER ALLERGY????

omg its me

Real people suffer. Real people bleed. Real people have nightmares and traumas and messes.
You can't pick and choose as making an OC, when dealing with real people.
This is why your love should be louder than your hate.

I don't know where I wanted to go with this rant.
I came in conclusion about what I want and do not want to do to my body after long years of self reflexion and I think six (?) months of therapy with a gender psychologist.
ATM I am zen. But also fuck to those who denies reality.

I understand who wants to go stealth. I understand people that are both tired and afraid and think the 'old ways' were the best to do. I wish there was the option for a person like me (an unoperated by choice trans person that actually thrives into giving people confusion).

All of this gave me the idea that only if I was able to present hypermasculine one day I was going to be able to go back to wear dresses. (I still do want to grow a beard actually, but my job's dress code doesn't allow the length I would go for, so nada for that)

In no way a person like me would "pass" as a "man."
No amount of make up, or torture devices, because wearing a binder was a torture to me to not even be able to achieve "the goal".
I was "Why should I use it, get uncomfortable, if people still misgender me?"

Time for another 6 am rant I guess.
I used to have a friend that thought that stealth was the ultimate goal. That people were supposed to think you were cis that entire time.
I think his ideas were a little detachted from reality because

It's actually okay if your fiction has fucked up themes in fact you should make more of it

topaz and sparkle to aventurine on edo star

Thank YOU so much for bringing it into the world

we quibble over the exact language but it is really funny that trans women keep bringing up specifically that they get talked over and pushed out of community by a certain kind of nonbinary person and ppl get suuuuper mad at us every time we bring it up

Face in my hands. I'm sorry.

They might give you a bit too much sodium, so remember to drink a little more water than you are used to

Sometimes I feel. That I mold my identity depending on my tries to fix my loneliness. I mean, if I keep mimicking groups sooner or later I will be accepted in one of them

I don't want to go to work I want to stay home and write an essay about queer stuff

I'm using this opportunity to spread my AGENDA.

Yeah this aged super bad

There are some print shops who don't ask questions, but you should look for them in your area, find your local zine scene and ask around! That how I did when I wanted to print some of my stuff. (unless you mean website...)