Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA

Well it needs to be darn close. Very if the earth

By foliage type, I’m not talking about cannabis. I’m talking about the hippie nutty raisin dried fruit kind 😸

Do you have a recommendation for a carrot cake in Seattle that is nutty and has little sugar and lots of *foliage type* ingredients?

A nazi tattoo is a hard line for me. Its the minimum barrier for entry. It has never even occurred to me that someone who regretted getting one would not have it lazered off or covered up.

Okay I’m in bed and my dog is snoring so I have to go smoosh her a bit and go to sleep.

Like yeah my face looked funny there, you’re right, Tim.

Also that is a scar from when I got breast implants, sure.

A dick in my mouth for money? At least I’m honest about it :)

It’s funny that I have not a single nazi tattoo but the fact that I am a sex worker means I would be laughed off of the ballot if I ever ran for office.

I stg sex workers need to start running for office in all 50 states and project our porn behind us during speeches so it can’t be weaponized.

This is the way!

Now it’s just the die hard weirdos sticking to our guns.

Being different was eaten up by the mass market for about a decade.

Came here to say this 💔

Vaughn wearing a green lingerie set looks to the side.

The photos keep coming back and they’re perfect. 🥹

Photo by @ilsensual.bsky.social

And lol at blur jays? That was a typo!!

Apparently someone on the Blur Jays is a retired cutie-patootie and I’m supposed to be impressed?

I am impressed with the cutie-patootie and unfazed by the Blur Jays.

Yes I do take bitcoin, no I do not believe in it.

Yes I do take cash, no I do not believe in it.

Well I worked.
7 updates and I’ve arrived at Tahoe.

Thank you for accompanying me on this journey.

2025 and everything is sort of transparent and that means lots of soft edges and bubbles.

Oh I’m fully going in. No holds barred situation. Chomp comp

Person in chainmail leaning against a column in a garden.

Person with devil horns, tattoos, a green dress and armpit hair looking into the camera.

🗡️ 😈

You are: they are all owned by people who are financially invested in his presidency.

They are no longer useful for actual news. They’re more of a barometer for what they want us to think and what lots of other people may be fooled into thinking.

Get your real news elsewhere.

tbqh traveling the entire country and touching grass every day for two months made me a lot less anxious about where all this is headed because there’s what the phone will tell you and then there’s real life and the gulf is just so profound between their fiction and our reality

I was this || close to doing that then figured out how to keep this one. It’ll be my next computer when this dies.

This was too early by the way. Had to retrace my steps.

I must sleep. 😴

This is a Julio stan account IF YOU WERE WONDERING

so close to Tahoe...so...close.

On the plus side it has completely cured me of any sense of being impressed or intimidated by people who went to fancy schools.

This is the spirit!

They can’t win against the dodgers and let’s not get nationalistic here. Jays fans are annoying and that’s all that matters 😂😂😂

We need Toronto bad tippers put in their place and Seattle’s deposit paying screeners happy.

Cryptic sports posting or overexplaining only on Bluesky.