Sheriff Stank

I rather live in Florida 🏝️

Sick of your shit don’t come to my breakfast unless you align with my provocative sensibilities🍹

Thanks for hosting @electriccoffeehouse 😘

No I wasn’t hiding 🫣 I was just reflecting on how much of a positive impact I’m having on the community. I’M NOT SCARED OF THE LIBERALS AND THEIR FREE SPEECH!!

Next Breakfast with the Sheriff:
October 25 @electriccoffeehouse
7-9am - Sumner, WA

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Who tf posted this outside of @mudbay in Tacoma? You think you’re funny using fonts my wife likes? 😤

Through God, all things are possible — including winning this Sheriff’s seat with just 34% of the vote 🙏 #blessed

Whatever you do - don’t come to the breakfast and ask me real questions. I’m just here to stoke my folks and get my re-election campaign goin’ 😤

Breakfast with StanKKK
@postandpour 7-9AM TOMORROW

@ag_washington_state no steppy 🐍 😝

One time I got back from drinks with the boys and I asked ChatGPT if it’s gay to want to be pegged by my wife. Then it offered to make me a script for the convo. 👉🏻👈🏻#Justaskingquestions #isitgay #2ndamendment #transrights

WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO ME ???
It’s like I was shot on Wednesday too 😢

This chicken tastes funny - link in bio 🐔

Excuse me I am ELECTED the people Love swank 💋💅🏼

That is NOT my name Buddy's mom.

I believe in Law and Order ⚖️!! I make the law, you take my orders! 😼💋

I SAY WHAT I WANT FFS I’M SHERIFF 😤
Say what you want 9/20 at @postandpour Bonney Lake
#1stamendment #freespeech #reddeadredemption2 #constitutionalsheriff

‼️PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP AND ASK ME TOUGH QUESTIONS‼️

9/20 Breakfast with Stankkk
@postandpour Bonney Lake

As a stable genius, I can say what I want😤
You better not come tell me what YOU THINK on September 20th at the next Breakfast with Sheriff SwanKKK at @postandpour 😶‍🌫️
#godsplan #ordained #stablegenius #daddytrump #maga

You're Under Arrest for trying To silence me 🚨

My Job is to Tweet all day if I say it is! I am the SHERIFF.

I am A SHERIFF how dare you criticize what I say, I can say whatever I want because God called me to this job while I was in my hot tub 💪🏼🇱🇷

I don't like your language and frankly I'm the sheriff and chosen my God so I can say whatever I want 💖🇱🇷

Griff please I'm just trying to serve and protect like God told me too 😕 my influencer career makes me incredibly qualified 💅🏼

I am the SHERIFF and I can say whatever I want! The media wants to stop my free speech, but they need to shut up! 🇱🇷😡

If you see my ideas line up with MAGA it is a COINCIDENCE - I am the thot leader - Originator - KEITH’s VALUES - I am the moment💅🏻
#constitutionalsheriff #2ndamendment #1stamendment #rights

Beep beep I’m comin’ Papa!😘

I’m an intellectual ofc I love JAQing off and Just Asking Questions 💅🏻

It’s not gay to be a bigot, but I’m feeling a way being a bigot with you😘

DING DING PRINCIPAL STANK SAYS GET TO CLASS OR ELSE ITS DETENTION - literally I will work with ICE to detain you at the Northwest Detention Center

I’m under the @timgunn.bsky.social with this fashion dilemma fam #warrented #ipadbaby

I’m a man of mystery and quite frankly I don’t appreciate how @thenewstribune.com is talking about how I manage the budget. The public trusts Daddy Stanks to spend hard earned public funds on what matters most - MY HAPPINESS
#piercecounty
#sheriff

The future needs leaders like me who want to take us backwards - now leave me alone I’m tired. Today was hard.