Why are you making things up? Gaslighting isn't real /j

They are going to be adding cyborgs and megafactories to other planets, but they are taking a minute to do it.

Inaccessibility options

yeag?

A bunny in the stonks meme, but it say bunks instead, like bunny stonks, but bunks

WOOF!

Being an underlying of Microsoft gives it a lot of original sin

I didn't notice because I can't read, sorry

I'm soon jealous

waow,,, very biteable btw

And locks?

When I bought heartgold like 5 years after release, it was still essentially full price even second hand

Especially especially if said gag or muzzle is locked

Ohhh that's not supposed to change, Angel...

That's honesty best thing you could do

Ough

I this economy, I'm not buying anything

I know it's not the worst thing he's done, but genuinely fuck musk for what he did to twitter

Hey mom can I have some money

I read this as the depression saying it to the little creature, and I don't know what this says about me

A Metal Gear Solid meme that just says Revolver Ocelot an absurd number of times.

Just got back from the polls, so glad that they're not going to breed MY face 😌

I am a big woman so I chose a big dog breed (samoyed)

Better not forget the keys again then, or pretty soon you'll need somewhere to store me. 😵‍💫

As long as there's not a second box when you leave again

Do you mean block people who happen to use plurality because their messages come from the bot instead?
Follow up question, can you block the bot itself?

"Hey so, the weirdest thing happened while you were gone..."

Can the context for this be explained in less than 8 hours?

The only 2 options are "you lose" or "we lose"

Wait that's a hilarious point. On the flip side, they need comically simple treatments.

Imagine the toon medkit now:
-bandages (to wrap around forehead)
-arm sling
-crutch (single pack)
-gloves (to wear while pushing headbump back down)
-giant spatula and tire pump for crushings
-icepack