Mungojerrie

“Musta been th’ win’ya!”

“Naw, I don’ hear n echo.”

“Wot ya say?”

“Sum ‘o’ us don’t like wakin’ up arly.”

“Ya’know it’s early eh?. I don’t want’ta get up.”

//sorry if my British isn’t too good. I’m trying my best.

“Ello, we’re here ta feast.”

Swapped.

“You’re welcome.”

*smiles and walks up to the trash cans*

“Don’t listen to Macavity, he’s evil as can be.”

“Hello mistoffelees.”

*wanders into the yard*

“Obvious.”

*scatters through the junkyard*

*wakes up and starts trying to quietly go through the rubbish that humans threw away*

I don’t know if I would ship with bombalurina with rum tum tugger compared to the fact that I’m the 2019 version of tugger and she’s the 1998 version of bombalurina.

“Shake that @$$ girl, you fine as heck”

“You mean munkustrap.”

“Macavity, I don’t know who you are but you sound very bad and dangerous!, I don’t know if I should stick around with you.” @thehiddenpaw.bsky.social

“Macavity is back”

“Flirting? Ha! With who?!” @thehiddenpaw.bsky.social

I’m doing fine. Doing fine. And you?

Keep it low.

“Time to start flirting with the ladies.”

Hey.

Now I’m rum tum tugger.

Flipped.

Swapping this account.

“WATCHOUT! Macavity is here! I can sense his presence.”