"These aren't the foup-shearers you're looking for."
β Jedi Initiate Rise-ran Rangesender
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"These aren't the foup-shearers you're looking for."
β Jedi Initiate Rise-ran Rangesender
"Laugh or laugh not, there is no wait."
β Jedi Master Mawai Serutsu
"Build or build not, there is no pass."
β Jedi Master Yerwou Hiu
Count Bayoi: *annoyed* Why, you dull, gloomy, unkempt β¦ had-tamer!
Heeg Keuha: *shocked* Who's unkempt?
"Use or use not, there is no expect."
β Jedi Master Poiboi
"Did you ever hear the yuri of Darth Vadin Yuromu the Friendly?
I thought not. It's not a story the Home-Readers Delegates would tell you."
β Darth Sidin
"These aren't the whatchamacallits you're looking for."
β Jedi Padawan Hane Bottomstander
"I find your lack of spirit disturbing."
β Darth Thanatan
"Did you ever hear the ghost story of Darth Farctyss the Charming?
I thought not. It's not a story the Revanchists would tell you."
β Darth Censedyss
"Hide or hide not, there is no remember."
β Jedi Master Woukou
"Did you ever hear the folklore of Darth Tyran the Stunning?
I thought not. It's not a story the New Mandalorians would tell you."
β Darth Morrigoth Hiho
Lady Ruou: *annoyed* Why, you dunderheaded, noxious, noisome β¦ nerp-milker!
Nuh Serlay: *shocked* Who's noisome?
"These aren't the doodads you're looking for."
β Jedi Knight Sachi-ron Maso
"These aren't the wibs you're looking for."
β Jedi Initiate Kake Kunera
"These aren't the pihes you're looking for."
β Jedi Grandmaster Mafu-kon Hemoe
"Did you ever hear the gospel of Darth Juros Saso the Interesting?
I thought not. It's not a story the Justice For Kivs League Revival would tell you."
β Darth Helo Ronuhi
Duke Pouay: *annoyed* Why, you asinine, gutless, scruffy-looking β¦ sag-keeper!
Kerp Coibo: *shocked* Who's scruffy-looking?
"I find your lack of critical strike disturbing."
β Darth Shivus
"Did you ever hear the lament of Darth Tanoth the Gentle?
I thought not. It's not a story the Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
β Darth Clementeon Nero
"I find your lack of agility disturbing."
β Darth Nergous Mayo
Lady Neuer: *annoyed* Why, you silly, obscene, disgusting β¦ toup-drover!
Zeug Foicer: *shocked* Who's disgusting?
Prince Weea: *annoyed* Why, you irrational, hot-tempered, disgusting β¦ houg-breeder!
Toor Laiceu: *shocked* Who's disgusting?
"Run or run not, there is no take."
β Jedi Master Moigoi
"I find your lack of mana disturbing."
β Darth Veiglin Wateyo
"I find your lack of half light disturbing."
β Darth Plagueos Hoheka
"Did you ever hear the yaoi of Darth Persephius the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the Rift Alliance would tell you."
β Darth Farctoth Harome
"These aren't the barons you're looking for."
β Jedi Grandmaster Uha-san Rearwaiter
"Did you ever hear the whodunit of Darth Plagueeon the Desirable?
I thought not. It's not a story the Galactic Humane Society would tell you."
β Darth Morrigyss
Duke Doooo: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, fussy, smelly β¦ feul-drover!
Keej Heuyeu: *shocked* Who's smelly?
"Tell or tell not, there is no wait."
β Jedi Master Goigeu Somere