Jessica Schlachter

My dog just burped inside of my mouth so if anyone needs me I will be curled in the fetal position under the coffee table.

06.03.2025 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder how much online conspiracy/qanon/unhinged bullshit is a result of men reading fewer and fewer books every year. Used to be these people would be stuck in an 800 page Tom Clancy novel, not bothering anyone. But now they don’t even do that anymore. They’re online talking to each other.

05.03.2025 22:48 — 👍 1909    🔁 191    💬 110    📌 8

If you’re raging about Elon Musk, have you called or emailed your congressperson today? Here’s the script I used.

06.02.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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06.02.2025 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

28.01.2025 20:55 — 👍 53684    🔁 8154    💬 1086    📌 464

Instagram is censoring results.

21.01.2025 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Dan: “heyyyy buddy how was your day?”
Me: “I spent three hours caramelizing onions, made chimichurri, baked cookies and brownies, and finally figured out ciabatta bread. Safe to say this was closer to rage cooking than it was to stress baking.”

21.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Rules on just posting that clip on every single Elon-simp post I see?

21.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought I had them all blocked, but I went on a *spree* today.

21.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh the nazi salute on national television. Right on schedule I suppose.

20.01.2025 21:00 — 👍 2833    🔁 247    💬 32    📌 15

A friend on FB said the same, and I found a few posts about it on Twitter. What is happening.

20.01.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just opened FB and the top thing on my newsfeed was a post from JD Vance - and it said I following his page. Which I’ve never done, nor even visited.

This is fucked.

20.01.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Black and white photo of Martin Luther King, Jr. with quote "We must learn that passively to accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, and thereby to become a participant in its evil." the quote is attributed to Martin Luther King, Jr. In the photo, Dr. King is wearing a suit and tie, standing at a podium speaking.

Martin Luther King, Jr. fought to end our nation's deliberate neglect and abuse of Black Americans. He was relentlessly targeted by our government for his views and pursuit of equality.

At this pivotal moment, we honor his legacy by fighting injustice in all its forms, with everything we've got.

20.01.2025 14:34 — 👍 1418    🔁 482    💬 19    📌 27

Brought this over from Insta because it seems to be the most fitting inaugural post for here.

20.01.2025 03:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0